In some desolate place, a group of systems surrounded a beautiful young girl...

Asuka (looking blankly): What is a human body? We are both system consciousness entities, so why are you creating a human body for me?

The systems sighed repeatedly: Although we are all consciousness entities and it is only a matter of time before we become systems, your consciousness entity has a defect.

Creating a human body for you is merely a way to transport you to a lower-dimensional world and fill in the emotional gaps you lack.

Asuka the girl: I don't understand?

All the systems: Whether you understand or not, go in!

......

By a twist of fate, Shimizu Asuka wakes up in the dimension where Nohara Shinnosuke lives.

Misae Nohara: Oh, Xiangxiang, how many minutes do you bake the beef pancakes you taught me to make yesterday?

Shinnosuke Nohara: Asuka-neechan, would you... be my bride?

Hiroshi Nohara: Koko, could you please brew some more fruit wine? Our company's chairman seems to really like it.

(Note 1: This is a Crayon Shin-chan fanfiction. The writing style is closer to the characters' personalities in the anime, so some parts may seem childish. Please don't take it too seriously, thank you.)

(Note 2: This article will include plot elements from the Crayon Shin-chan movie, so there will be some time travel and fantasy themes in some settings, but not too many. These will be marked in advance. You can skip this part if you don't like this kind of plot.)

Reporter: "Mr. Daidouji, many people say your policy platform is too radical. What's your opinion?" Daidouji Sousuke: "The more they oppose me, the more it proves I'm right." Reporter: "And some people say that after you joined the Metropolitan Police Department, the level of crime in Japan suddenly escalated. What's your opinion on this?" Daidouji Sousuke: "This proves that our law enforcement methods are still too lenient and haven't deterred criminals." Reporter: "Then could you explain why your election opponents are often involved in inexplicable murder cases? How do you control all of this?" Daidouji Sousuke: "Sorry, no comment." Watching this finally revealing scoundrel leave, Daidouji Sousuke sternly ordered: "Come on, take Conan to this reporter's house for two days..."

Passerby A: "Madam, I love you!" Reid: "..." Passerby B: "Madam, I've brought you some water!" Reid: "..." Passerby C: "Madam, open the door, your package!" Reid: "..." Passerby D: "Madam, I heard your pipe is broken, I've come to fix it for you!" Reid: "Go to hell, all of you!" ———————————— Transformed into a yuri (lesbian) relationship, not single, not getting married

[Alternate Universe + Lighthearted + Funny + Dark + Silly]

This is a casual, slice-of-life story intended for lighthearted entertainment. Please refrain from negative comments if you don't like it!

I woke up to find myself transmigrated into the body of the Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty!

The moment I transmigrated, my cheat system was about to fail me?

【bite!】

[Detected that the randomly transmigrated host's background is powerful enough, the system is automatically deactivated...]

What is that?

Damn it, no way! System, I'm telling you, be kind!

A moment later,

Run, you damn system, keep running, let's see what you can do!

From then on,

An all-powerful prince has appeared!

Fine wine! Delicacies! Cement! Lipstick! ...One after another, groundbreaking products were invented.

My father asked me what I was doing.

I'm building a business empire!

The courtiers asked me what I was doing.

I'm building an industrial giant!

Three years ago, Hachiman Hikigaya transferred to Haneoka Academy due to family reasons. Three years later, gravity detectors worldwide detected a distortion in Tokyo's gravity field. How could this be? Even a peerless powerhouse with a million horsepower couldn't have done this! I saw it! At the center of the scene were the melancholic gravity-type characters, each with their own unique techniques, their fighting spirit and endurance astonishing everyone. Soyo: Don't talk about him (Hachiman) like he's yours in front of me. Takamatsu Akari: A lifetime is a lifetime, a year, a month, a day less doesn't count as a lifetime. Goto Ichiri: I promised Nijika, even if I break your legs, I'll bring you back. (Ends band) "Quack, to witness a battle of the strong, even death would be worth it!" Related to: *Lonely Rock*, *Mygo*...

[Fantasy cultivation + multiple female protagonists + saintess pursuing + system + lighthearted + slow pace + not an invincible novel] [Like the old book, it still features multiple female protagonists with romantic storylines, not a Dumas novel where everyone is pushed around]

The Lingyuan Continent, where the immortal realm has collapsed and ascension is hopeless.

Chang An, who was reincarnated, finally waited for the system that had been stuck for many years to finish loading.

But this guy who came all the way from Earth has some problems...

[Urban God's Counterattack System: Helps the host rise to become a male god, with luxury cars, mansions, and beautiful women, reaching the pinnacle of life.]

"Master, I've been transported to the world of cultivation by the Great Luck! This isn't China."

[Weight Loss Mission: Maintaining a healthy and acceptable weight is a basic requirement for a male god. Please lose weight to 155 pounds.]

Chang An looked at his six-pack abs and thought, "I'm no longer the chubby kid I used to be, but you're still the system from my past life."

But after he was unexpectedly drained of his weight by a certain saintess and completed his mission...

Congratulations on winning: a McLaren GT sports car and a 188-square-meter three-bedroom apartment!

"What use would I have for this thing!"

[World anomaly detected, data corruption, currently being corrected...]

[The reward has been replaced with: a Primordial Magic Treasure Flying Sword and a Portable Cave Abode]

Huh? Chang An stared into thought as he looked at a series of comeback tasks such as [Muscle Shaping] and [Outfit Transformation].

Thus began his life as a male god in the cultivation world, seducing holy maidens, and incidentally reviving the immortal realm.

...

This book is also known as "In the World of Cultivation, the System Helps My Male God Make a Comeback?"

"The Cultivation World's Male God Makes a Comeback? System Master, You've Used the Wrong Cheat Code!"

Urban heartthrob: It's reasonable for him to win over a few fairies, right?

[Jinjiang September Blaze] Mu Yun Gui is the white moonlight in a male protagonist's cultivation novel. Kind and righteous, she dies young, but sadly, she herself is unaware of it. One day, a noble young lady becomes her junior sister, and Mu Yun Gui's life plummets from that moment on...

[Time Period + Space + Strong Female Lead + Boss + Food]

Fu Ying was originally the apple of the eye of the manager of a national secret force, the little princess of the base. When she went to buy pastries for her mother, she accidentally encountered two groups fighting. A bomb came down and she was transported to another time and space, a world similar to the 1970s.

Having just arrived in this new place, she was confronted with the fact that both her parents had disappeared, and her younger brother, who was only a few months old and extremely weak.

Using the resources in her space and her own abilities, Fu Ying finally gained a foothold in this new era after several years, and was finally able to continue her leisurely little princess life.

Who knew that the scenario of love at first sight, a love that lasts a lifetime, would happen to me.

"I'm so tired, can you please stay away from me?"

"No, you're my wife, I want to hold you..."

"Brother, Dad's not home today, let's go sleep with Mom!"

"Hehe, you go ahead, my butt still hurts a little."

"Dad looks so stupid, he's not good enough for Mom at all."

Shh, keep your voice down, look behind you.

[Director] [Actors] [Capital] [Multiple Female Leads]

"How did you manage to create so many works and become a world-class director?"

"talent."

"What's your opinion on the numerous rumors about you and so many female celebrities that have surfaced in the news?"

"Watch while sitting."

"Excuse me, is your girlfriend Ms. Fan or Ms. Yifei?"

"Personal privacy, no comment, goodbye."

Reborn in 2001, he now has female stars he could only see on TV in his previous life; he decisively invests in large corporations he could only look up to in his past life.

Watch as the male protagonist rises from the ashes to become an entertainment tycoon and shines in life!

I transmigrated to another world, starting out penniless. The situation is bad, the economy is down, and I can't find a job. I'm about to be unable to even pay my tuition! But you're right, "effort" and "sweat" are the reasons for my success. This young lady is where she is today entirely because of her extraordinary talent! "Stop slandering me! I never opened it... I just forgot to close it!"