[Ding——Welcome to join the chat group]
After traveling through Teyvat for more than ten years, Han Xiao finally waited for his golden finger.
With his momentum rising, he confidently typed out his first sentence in the chat group:
[Original God·Hanxiao: Friends from all dimensions are welcome to join this group. I am a big friend and can bring newbies. 】
However, at the same time, two other sentences also appeared in the group.
[World of Wisdom·Hanxiao: Friends from all dimensions are welcome to join this group. I am a big friend and can bring in newbies. 】
[One Piece·Hanxiao: Friends from all dimensions are welcome to join this group. I am a big friend and can bring in newbies. 】
"????"
"Ah this..."
In this way, the Hanxiao people who died in society welcomed his golden finger.
"The Way can be understood, and surname can be named, but not ordinary.
Without a name, it's the beginning of heaven and earth. With a name, it's the mother of all things.
Well, there might be another 'name,' called the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, hehe..."
"I've achieved enlightenment! I've achieved enlightenment!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Watching his fellow Daoist whose skull has split open, the ribcage torn, growing wings of flesh, and flying into the sky,
Li Fan, with lingering fear, stops his sermon for the day.
"Sigh, I can't just blabber about the Daoist skill anymore, I've driven another one mad..."
After Jiang Cheng traveled through the world of cultivating immortals, he found that he had no talent in cultivation, but he was surprisingly talented in making talismans.
…
Buyer: "Brother Jiang, I need some talismans for self-defense."
Jiang Cheng: "This fireball technique suits you very well."
A few days later.
Buyer: "Brother Jiang, why is there something wrong with your fireball technique?"
Jiang Cheng: "Is there a fire?"
Buyer: "It's really burning."
Jiang Cheng: “Where is the ball?”
Buyer: "I did see it."
Jiang Cheng: "Did you defend yourself?"
Buyer: "I lost my virginity."
Jiangcheng:? ? ?
Jiang Cheng: "Then you come..."
Buyer: “I want to buy another 100 million copies!”
…
This book is also known as "The Expansion of the Sect Rules Starts with the Talismans I Drawn", "I Didn't Destroy the Customs of the Immortal World", "Traveling Through Time and Being Forced to Defend Innocence", "The Fireball Technique Is Promised, But How Can It Be a Fire?" , "Who can fall in love with all the symbols drawn?"
Tang Chen was so handsome that he traveled through time...
Get the weird 9 to 5 system...
Accidentally awakened at the age of seven and started a life of explosiveness...
Give me the Chakra Sacred Tree Spirit at the beginning?
Are the nine tailed beasts soul rings?
Is the Blood Succession Escape Technique a soul skill?
Sign in and get a reincarnation eye?
Who has seen a soul ring that is over a million years old?
...
Xiao Wu? We happen to be short of a maid...
Yu Xiaogang? I just need an apprentice...
Tang San? Don't think about the Tang Sect and work hard to contribute to Xiao...
When the Ten-Tails comes to the world, the world of gods will tremble...
.....
Don't ask if it's a single heroine, the heroine has a love line...
Don't ask whether you abuse the master or not, traveling through time and grabbing opportunities is standard...
There is no weird plot in this book, just to make up for the shortcomings...
This book is also called:
"Start Nine to Five from Douluo Dalu"
"The Beginning of Douluo" The Divine Tree Will Defy the Heavens
"Douluo vs. Naruto"
Question: Given that Lin Xiaoqing can lift an 80-jin item, how much arm strength does Xiaoqing have?
Answer: Left arm 49 jin, right arm 67 jin.
Question: Given that one plus one equals two, what is the result of 491 multiplied by 709?
Answer: 348119.
Others' logic is deduction; mine is cause and effect. No matter how difficult the problem, the answer is already obvious when it is posed.
This synopsis is too short to describe the story.
An unorthodox jaw-dropping science fiction of a top-scoring student. Welcome to immerse yourself in it.
Therefore, the Song Dynasty was weak.
The weak Song Dynasty could not defend itself and settled in a corner.
Then the land of China sank.
Shen An really wants to be a man, but first he has to carry his four-year-old sister on his back to survive in Bianliang City...
Looking at the declining sect, Lin Fan set a rule:
1. Applicants with the surnames Xiao, Ye, Shi, and Lin will be given priority for admission.
2. Those who like to talk to themselves with rings and other objects will be given priority.
3. Those who have survived disasters more than three times and whose fiancées have mysterious origins will be given priority in admission.
4. Those whose engagements have been annulled or whose parents have disappeared mysteriously will be given priority for admission.
5. Those who are targeted and made things difficult for them as soon as they arrive outside the gate will be given priority for admission.
6. Those who like to wear mysterious smiles at the corners of their mouths, and whose enemies also like to smile arrogantly, will be directly designated as direct disciples.
Seven: Those whose bones have been dug out and who are in danger will be directly designated as direct disciples.
eight:···
On this day, the fifth elder came to report: "Sect Master, what a happy event. There is a person who has been annulled, has a mysterious smile on his lips, and likes to talk to the ring! His parents are also missing?"
"What? Let him in quickly, I want to take him in... By the way, what's his name?"
"It seems his surname is Tang."
"Your surname is Tang?! Wait, don't bring it. This sect leader will personally shield Tianji and edit a book. You can bring it and introduce it to the enemy sect..."
"Remember to be tactful, and also! From today on, my sect leader will be in seclusion. Please do not ask me to leave seclusion unless there is something important!"
"By the way, be sure to keep an eye on all the sect's secret books to avoid being robbed by thieves!"
Fifth Elder: "Ah?!"
The apocalypse has not yet begun, but the system has arrived early.
Then Chen Mo's style of daily life suddenly changed.
You can get rewards for eating and petting the dog, and communicating harmoniously with beautiful women is regarded as a battle with the ninth-level corpse king!
[It was detected that the host was so brave that he fought the ninth-level zombie king until he lost all strength. Since the target level was too high, the host could still get points as a reward even though he did not kill the enemy after crossing levels. The host is hereby rewarded with 5,000 survival points and an A-level gift pack. 】
Chen Mo, who had just finished the battle with his schoolmate, couldn't help but have a strange look on his face when he looked at the translucent floating window in front of him and the harmless schoolgirl beside him.
[It was detected that the host had tamed a fifth-level mutated corpse dog. Because the target level was too high, the host jumped over the level to tame the alien beast, which is unparalleled in charm. We hereby reward the host with 2,000 survival points, a B-level gift pack, and +50 charm! 】
Chen Mo, who had subdued a wolf dog with snacks, listened to the prompts in his ears and felt quite fucked.
Chen Mo lives a normal life, but in the eyes of the system, his life is full of monsters and ghosts.
This resulted in Chen Mo being able to trigger various rewards with every move he made. When the end of the world came, Chen Mo's rewards would be maxed out, and his combat power was incredible!
A boy from Earth who was inexplicably reincarnated into a different world found that he had accidentally become a slime? !
"Hey! Did you hear? A ferocious monster appeared in the west!"
"Vicious? But I heard it's cute."
"Cute? That monster unified the orc race!"
"Yes, yes, and I also heard that he had an affair with Anthony's apprentice!"
"Wait, isn't it with the little female dragon?"
(Conversation from passers-by.)
When you stare at the slime, the slime is also staring at you - advice from the human archmage!
The new book "Rebirth of Tokyo Extradition Man" has been released.
What will you do when you come to Pokémon Time and turn into a cute Turtle Shark? Of course, hug Sirona’s thigh tightly!
Tags: Pokemon, pokemon, pokémon, hatchet.
Book club group: 679468532 (extremely short of people)