You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
If you accidentally receive a chat, you can also pull in various heavenly ways.
Possessing the ability to communicate with Heaven, Lin Tian said that from now on he can defeat everything and his ascending life has begun!
[Time Period + Space + Strong Female Lead + Boss + Food]
Fu Ying was originally the apple of the eye of the manager of a national secret force, the little princess of the base. When she went to buy pastries for her mother, she accidentally encountered two groups fighting. A bomb came down and she was transported to another time and space, a world similar to the 1970s.
Having just arrived in this new place, she was confronted with the fact that both her parents had disappeared, and her younger brother, who was only a few months old and extremely weak.
Using the resources in her space and her own abilities, Fu Ying finally gained a foothold in this new era after several years, and was finally able to continue her leisurely little princess life.
Who knew that the scenario of love at first sight, a love that lasts a lifetime, would happen to me.
"I'm so tired, can you please stay away from me?"
"No, you're my wife, I want to hold you..."
"Brother, Dad's not home today, let's go sleep with Mom!"
"Hehe, you go ahead, my butt still hurts a little."
"Dad looks so stupid, he's not good enough for Mom at all."
Shh, keep your voice down, look behind you.
Jiang Ming accidentally boards a train bound for the underworld—a cursed vehicle that carries its passengers to various eerie dimensions, forcing them to complete terrifying missions.
While the chosen passengers tremble in fear, Jiang Ming excitedly asks, "Where the hell are the ghosts?!"
All because he has a unique cheat ability: by defeating ghosts, he can steal their powers.
When a drowned ghost meets Jiang Ming, it silently puts on a lifebuoy.
When a long-haired ghost encounters him, it starts using hair growth tonic...
Through constant stealing and scheming, Jiang Ming accidentally becomes the strongest human in the ghost world—until someone warns him: "The real world is experiencing a supernatural resurgence!"
Tags:
Comedy, Ghosts, Cheat Ability, Horror, Thriller, Survival, Mystical Dimensions, Infinite, Infinite Flow, Reality
[Thriller Game + Survival + Makoto Shinkai]
A horror game has arrived.
Yin Cheng, also known as Brother Cheng.
Awaken special talents to increase the favorability of ghosts and monsters.
Then Yin Cheng discovered that he was in a horror game.
It seems to be starting to go astray!
The supermodel nurse, holding an IV drip, begged Yin Cheng to give her an infusion.
The elegant and noble vampire countess will only drink the blood of Yin Cheng;
The ever-changing painted skin demon chased after Yin Cheng, urging her to paint a perfect human skin for him;
A fairy-like spirit in a painting, a ghost bride waiting for her lover for a thousand years, a zombie princess invulnerable to swords and spears...
...
The introduction is insufficient; please read the main text.
[No female lead + Infinite flow + Decisive killing + Nuclear evil thriller + Chaotic neutrality] As everyone knows, surviving even one day in a horror game is incredibly difficult. Yet Lin Yi was trapped in the Undying Village for a full 29 days! Not only did he not die, but he was forced into becoming the ultimate boss of the dungeon! After the survival crisis was resolved, he realized a problem: I've become the boss, why haven't I cleared the game yet? Until the Undying Village welcomed a batch of new players… [Devil's Ward] Bird-beaked doctor: He's the most dangerous patient here. [Nightmare High School] Ghost student: Teacher Lin is a very responsible teacher, but you'd better pay attention in his class; I don't want to get splattered with your filthy blood. [Death Curse] Cursed ghost: These days, even ghosts have people stealing their jobs? Is this something a human would do? …ps: The synopsis is weak; please read the main text. This book's timeline takes place before "Horror Game: Starting with a Live Stream of Sleeping," and Tang Ping will make a surprise appearance in the later stages.
An Xinghe, who was chosen to participate in the horror game, was given the "Amazingly Handsome" skill because he was too handsome!
[Absolutely amazing: All living beings feel an immense affinity for you!]
From then on, what others saw as a terrifying and bizarre horror game became a life simulator for him.
Slit-mouthed Woman: Can I give you my scissors as a gift?
Mrs. Timitrescu: Stop talking, I'll let you go!
Jia Hui: Let's stop filming the show and go on a date!
......
Live stream viewers: We came to watch you learn your skills! Not to watch you get the villain to go easy on us!!
[A loud bang in the sky, an explosive and exciting story debuts, a thrilling version of the thriller world, sweeping all the way, exciting all the way!] This book is also called "I Turned the Thriller Game into a Professional Game", "Thriller: I am a Max-Level Professional, Killing Like Crazy", and "Max-Level Thriller Professional Player" "Ding, the ghost courier career simulation is successful, reaching the maximum level." "Ding, the ghost chef career simulation is successful, reaching the maximum level." "Ding, the ghost doctor career simulation is successful, reaching the maximum level." ... A hundred years after the mysterious power descended on the world, another thriller game world was born. Every adult over the age of eighteen has the possibility of being selected to enter the thriller world. Lu Ming, who entered the thriller game, unlocked the full-profession simulator and lit up the full-profession technology tree in the underworld. From then on, the thriller world lost a player and gained an emotionless, all-professional giant in the ghost world. "My name is Lu Ming, an emotionless professional."
Rating just released, will rise later. [Weird Apocalypse + Weird Fetishist + Otome Game System + Gacha RPG + Thrilling + Sweet] A terrifying apocalypse, invaded by monsters! Only those who contract with these monsters and become their masters have a chance to survive and live forever in this cruel world. Lin Xueye starts by binding herself to the "Otome Game Romance System," instantly captivating the fragmented master of these monsters. While others painstakingly support these monsters, she uses her monster boyfriend's unlimited black card to support herself! While others agonize over scraps of ghost money, Lin Xueye forges ahead with unstoppable momentum, living off her love-struck boyfriend and becoming the biggest information broker in the bizarre apocalypse, topping the list of the world's richest and achieving godhood [Flesh and Blood Hospital]. Her aloof doctor boyfriend showers her with money, elevating Lin Xueye from intern to director in fifteen days [Bone Manor]. Her stunning count fiancé comes with a generous dowry, transforming Lin Xueye from a poor gardener into a countess [Horror Racing]. Her athletic prodigy boyfriend puts on a fast-paced adventure, personally nurturing Lin Xueye from a rookie to a superstar in the ghost world [Bloody Restaurant]. A husband and mother who loves cooking, a culinary tycoon with a bizarre restaurant, provides resources, ghost connections, and endorsements…
After three years of transmigrating, Zhang Xiaobai finally obtained the long-awaited system of his dreams.
But soon, he realized… this system felt a little off.
【You’ve encountered a demonic cultivator wreaking havoc. As a righteous person, what choice will you make?】
【Option 1: Slay the demonic cultivator, bring justice to the people. Reward: 1000 years of lifespan. No penalty if failed.】
【Option 2: Step forward and reason with the demonic cultivator, explain that what he’s doing is wrong. Reward: 100 years of lifespan. No penalty if failed.】
【Option 3: Do nothing. Reward: 1 year of lifespan.】
Zhang Xiaobai glanced at his status — only 2 years of lifespan remaining.
Then looked at the terrifying demonic cultivator in the distance.
"Hesitating for even a second… is disrespecting life!"
He whispered firmly to himself:
"Of course… I choose option three!"