"Long Fan is digging and raising pigs every day, so why is his ninjutsu getting more and more advanced?!" Naruto said, unable to understand.
Orochimaru hissed, "Hiss, Long Fan, I want you!"
Kakashi glanced at the ninja cat watering the tomatoes using Water Release: "Hmm, this farm seems a bit unusual..."
Long Fan has activated the power of Shennong. Anyone who eats the agricultural products cultivated by Long Fan can gradually learn his ninjutsu.
The path to becoming a strong person requires selling the fruits, vegetables, chickens, ducks, fish, and meat they cultivate to more and stronger ninjas.
After mastering all the ninjutsu in the ninja world, Long Fan floated on the water.
Yue Guan is known as the man who built China for five thousand years.
From Emperor Qin Shihuang who unified all the eight countries, to the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty who opened up the land; from the only military strategist Emperor Taizong of Tang dynasty, to the extreme comeback from Emperor Ming Chengzu; even the King of Shang and Zhou from the ancient era.
Five thousand years of China’s history, there was no emperor that Yue Guan couldn’t play. He has created countless classic images of the emperor on the screen, and many people directly revered him as his majesty.
In response to this, Yue Guan has always been very humble: This King is Only An Actor.
Ying Yi traveled through time and space to an unfamiliar dynasty and became an emperor!
But Ying Yi didn’t want to be emperor at all. He just wanted to die and abdicate as soon as possible so that he could go back and inherit his tens of billions of assets!
So he began to walk on the road to death!
Politics requires compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises!
The Queen Mother in the cholera harem? Curse!
A queen with a hipster girl syndrome? Curse!
A powerful official with all the power in the government? He should be scolded even more!
What if the students bowed down to him and called him a tyrant? Of course, he would become the tyrant they imagined him to be!
What if the minister says there is no money in the treasury? Wouldn't it be better to just kill any minister?
The people below embezzled the imperial government's disaster relief funds and now want to rebel? Send them all to hell!
Ying Yi originally thought that he would be overthrown sooner or later, but the strange thing is why this position is becoming more and more stable?
What’s even worse is that they actually called me the greatest emperor of all time!
"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?"
"I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie."
"Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie?
"It doesn't count."
"The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions."
"That means they don't understand appreciation."
"Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards."
"Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."
At the beginning, he encountered unspoken rules, and then he was taught to insert a knife into his ribs, and he was obviously wronged, and the truth was revealed, but he was forced to apologize by the brokerage company.
Chen Mo exploded with his backhand and concocted the first case of online defamation in the entertainment industry!
Refrigerated? Blocked? Feel free!
It's all crossed, who is still a star, I am the director, what are you in a hurry for?
Ancient legends return to the mortal world, and meteorites sound the horn of the end.
The age of magic and dragons has faded, and airships cruise the earth in the name of God, using the light of reason and science to dispel darkness and eliminate all mysteries.
However, the wanderers in the boundless universe have already extended their tentacles to tear apart the boundary blockade.
The legacy of the old gods has been exhausted, monsters are rampant, darkness is everywhere, and the ice age is approaching.
The devil lurking on the other side is restless, intending to continue the tradition and provide ignorant mortals with an opportunity to change their destiny.
Victor, the devil who traveled through the abyss for thousands of years, sensed the resonance of the material world and arrived in front of the desperate girl.
There was not much he wanted to do.
Stay here.
Collect souls.
Resolve the contract party.
…………
"My name is Victor, the devil who blows the horn, who uses words to deceive people, abuses loopholes in the law, and tempts good people to fall
[System + Reasoning to Solve Cases + Single Female Lead]
Deliveryman Su He accidentally got involved in a mu*der case, and at the same time bound a top-tier selection system! As long as he makes a choice, he will get a reward! With the help of the system, his life trajectory gradually deviates: Hey, I want to call the police, Mingjia Community, Building 2, Unit 603, someone committed mu*der… Yes, I’m safe now… Two people died… The mu*derer? Well, I locked him outside the door… I have no relationship with the deceased, I’m a deliveryman…
Officer Wen: Why do you, a deliveryman, always appear at the crime scene?…
Su He smiled and said, “If I say this is a coincidence, do you believe it?”
Qin Yan, a pure yang body that combusts when walking and breathes fire when angry, is known as the "walking city incinerator" and is only one sneeze away from exploding to death.
Ling Shuang, a pure yin body whose handshake can cause frostbite and breath can freeze, is called a "moving ice corpse cave" and is only a breeze away from turning into black ice.
They were originally two polar opposites who could not tolerate each other, but they became enemies after a furnace explosion in a clinic - and were forced to become "ill-fated partners" because of a huge compensation.
In order to survive, they had to practice the book "The True Explanation of Yin and Yang Harmony" which was despised by the righteous path.
Who would have thought that the opening section of the exercise is "Embracing Each Other to Transfer Qi", the middle section contains "Posture Diagrams", and the last section is labeled "Bath Together in the Spiritual Spring"...
As they practiced, furnace explosions became a daily routine, and freezing into ice sculptures and roasting into charcoal took turns happening. Even the notes of the seniors were filled with "hilarious" training experiences.
"Qin Yan! If you use your Yang energy to burn my hair again, I will freeze you in the ice cellar and use you as a popsicle!"
"Ling Shuang! If you use your Yin Qi to freeze my Dantian again, I'll throw you into the volcano and use you as a popsicle!"
From sabotaging each other to embracing each other in despair, from unlocking postures to communicating with each other's minds, this pair of "ice and fire enemies", amidst laughter and ambiguity, managed to turn the "unorthodox martial arts" that everyone hated into a chaotic way that stirred up the world.
When the villains tried to separate the origin of Yin and Yang, and when the world was on the verge of collapse, they finally understood:
The most extreme physical collision can create the most frivolous love, but it can also forge the most serious legend.
Many years later, a clinic put up a sign: "Specializing in treating imbalances of yin and yang, and improper qigong techniques. The owners and their spouses demonstrate their methods in person, and the results are remarkable (side effect: you might die of laughter)."
A modern man brought a warehouse of food and came to a age of lack of clothing. Is he the richest man?
[System + Academic Genius + Urban + Comedy + X + Y + Z]
Ye Bufan discovered he had transmigrated?
I've turned into a cute little boy!
Just as Ye Bufan began to lament his life and sigh with sorrow...
He had actually been bound to the Super Brain System.
At this moment, my truly extraordinary life is about to begin!
Were the questions difficult? What, you can answer them all?
A six-dimensional ability test? What, you're a hexagonal warrior?!
Leading the development of the times is our inescapable responsibility!
When someone asked Ye Bufan why he was so smart...
Ye Bufan shrugged and replied:
"Would you believe me if I said I grew up eating tomatoes?"
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