【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

…

Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

After a hundred reincarnations, Lu Ming arrived in a new world. Because the players in this world enjoy challenging games, he recreated the real world he had experienced in the game. Years later, Lu Ming, now the father of the Souls-style games, a tough-talking game designer, and the foremost player-handler, said this in an interview. ...I was forced to achieve what I have today. "Bennett Foddy" sold over 10 million copies, and they beat it in a minute. In the "Outlast" series, I arranged for Father Martin to leave medicine with players, hoping they would take more photos of evidence. However, they slipped away in less than an hour, and the total filming time was less than ten minutes! Are you worthy of Martin? The most despicable are those players who take the wrong path and skip 80% of the process...

The ruthless system descended from the heavens, and the unfortunate Han Feng was forced to travel through time. That alone would have been bad enough, but who could have imagined that after the deed was done, the system spirit suddenly told Han Feng he had chosen the wrong person and uninstalled itself outright!?

Han Feng: "You're abandoning me! You're ungrateful! You're fickle! You're always chasing after something new!"

System Fairy: "What nonsense! Here's your golden ticket! Take it!"

Mistaking the martial arts world for the immortal realm, mistakenly evoking soaring into the sky for ascension, Li Xuan's first act upon crossing over was to memorize his master's ascension technique. However, the old man had clearly escaped capture by jumping off a cliff, pursued by his enemies. To survive this "treacherous world of immortal cultivation," Li Xuan mastered the Eight Divine Mantras to the highest level, transforming the dilapidated Taoist temple into a paradise, captivating the inhabitants of the mountainside into obeisance. Until one day, a sword energy pierced the air, and Li Xuan, clutching his newly refined Nine Transformations Golden Elixir, fell into deep thought: Where's the promised Mahayana master? Why has a sword-wielding martial arts leader arrived? He never imagined that, nearing true immortalhood, he would find himself in a world of martial arts.

Top celebrity Nazha sits expressionless in the car, sending messages.

Outside, fans scream excitedly:

“Too beautiful!! Ice Queen! Wife, please look at me!”

In front of the cameras, she’s a cold and aloof top star in the entertainment industry, but at this moment, she’s sweet and coquettish:

“Husband, kiss me, and remember to miss me~”

Lu Yu blushes and his heart races as he recalls Nazha’s sweet kiss:

“You said you’re an ice queen who never pays attention to men?”

“Husband is the exception!”

Nazha is crazy in love with the god-level special forces soldier Lu Yu and can’t wait to go public.

“I’ll quit the industry, shall we go get our marriage certificate?”

Xu Jiuyang: Thank you to all the fans for their support. I think I may need to take a break next.

Xiaoli: Someone come and simulate it, he is going to quit the circle again!

Yuanyuan: I’ll do it! I’ll do it!

Bingbing: Bah, it’s my turn this time!

Sissi: Fight! Fight!

Tiantian: Stop fighting...

Mi Mi: Yes, yes, you won’t be able to kill anyone like this, and it will only benefit the foreign women and Silla maids!

[Not a Power Fantasy + Slice-of-Life + Lighthearted Comedy + Poly-Harem + Happy Ending]

Just a quiet, ordinary tale—one that healed him, me, and perhaps even you.

No grand twists, no ruthless vengeance, no blood-soaked grudges. Just the story of a group of boys and girls growing up, maturing, and ultimately finding happiness. That’s all it is.

(Titles and synopses were never my strong suit. Please just read the story.)

May the world hear our voices!

**Current Progress:**

- **C.C. Arc (Complete)** → **Hinuchi Madoka (Vol. 2.1, Ch. 91)** + **Hiroi Kiyori (Vol. 2.2, Ch. 13)**

- **Phase 2 Hinuchi Madoka + noctchill (Full Group) (Vol. 3.1)** → **"Kessoku Band" (Major Arc, Vol. 3.1, Ch. 55+)**

**Featured Characters From:**

*Blue Archive, BanG Dream!, Idolmaster: Shiny Colors, Bocchi the Rock!, Non Non Biyori, Danganronpa* (and others TBD).

A slow-burn, superpowered slice-of-life with a dash of absurdity.

**Fair Warning:**

- Vol. 1 is rough (just skim Ch. 2 for introductions).

- Jump to Vol. 2.1’s index for summaries, then pick your pace.

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* As a veteran employee of the Quick Transmigration Bureau, An Cheng faces his final mission: rebirth and the acquisition of hundreds of millions in assets upon completion. The mission is as follows: In a novel by a certain author, the protagonist, Bai Qing, is handsome and academically gifted, attracting numerous men who scheme to win his heart. Bai Qing initially tries to resist, but his gambling father, sick mother, and younger sister who is still studying make him vulnerable and ultimately dragged into the mire. System: Bai Qing possesses exceptional talent in finance. An Cheng must protect Bai Qing's bottom, ensuring he can finish university and get into graduate school in peace. An Cheng accepts the mission, and three seconds later, he becomes Bai Qing's roommate. In the novel, he falls into a deep sleep during the "lights out" scene, so whenever he starts to feel sleepy, it means an unpleasant plot is about to begin. An Cheng: ...Give me an even worse cheat code! * An Cheng begins to seriously work on the mission, starting by recognizing a younger brother. Later: Bai Qing's father, owing two million in debt, is confronted at his door. When Bai Qing is desperate, a CEO hands him his business card. Upon learning this, An Cheng tore up the business card. "He was the most ruthless one in the story, you know that?!" He took a deep breath. "Don't worry, I'll help you figure something out." Bai Qing attended a class reunion. An Cheng, recalling the somewhat unpleasant scene in the story, stood in front of Bai Qing, blocking his drinks, and got completely drunk, vomiting uncontrollably. Bai Qing asked him, "Why?" An Cheng thought he was uncomfortable being controlled and waved his hand, "You don't understand, I'm doing this for your own good." Bai Qing was out discussing business and drinking coffee when he was drugged and taken to a hotel. Receiving the news late at night, An Cheng drove to the hotel while chugging Red Bull, grabbed a bottle, and smashed it over the scumbag's head. "Who are you going to touch? Does my brother know this?" An Cheng picked up the burning-hot Bai Qing, stepped over the shards of glass, and left. That night, Bai Qing's eyes were filled with tears. "Brother, I just wish you could always be by my side." An Cheng nodded. "I'm always here." * Three and a half years later, Bai Qing finally secured a place in graduate school, and An Cheng prepared to leave the world. That night, An Cheng drank two celebratory drinks and passed out. When he woke up again, his hands were tied to the headboard, and someone was kissing him. An Cheng recognized his brother and was somewhat bewildered. "What are you doing?" The cute, gentle, and blond-haired adopted brother he knew had changed completely. His eyes were dark, and his gaze was intense, almost obsessive. He leaned down and chuckled softly. "Brother, I'm not going to graduate school, so you can't leave now." An Cheng cursed, "You little brat, you're rebelling!!" But his mind was getting increasingly sleepy, and he was almost falling asleep. What? He falls asleep as soon as the lights go out? Does this passive skill also apply to him? ++A steadfast 1v1 throughout++ This is a long story, so I don't recommend subscribing all at once. You can read it slowly. ++The author is a bit fragile at work every day, please don't scold me, please check out the pre-order~ 《Is This Nemesis Inevitable?》 * Yu Ning, the heir of the Marquis of Anguo's mansion and the eldest princess's legitimate son, is the most powerful among the powerful, and the most handsome among the handsome. Everyone says he's born lucky, he could live a life of ease. But to secure his family's position, he sided with the Crown Prince in the battle for the throne, making things difficult for the Third Prince Jiang Miao. He would submit memorials to remonstrate with him in court, and squeeze ahead to leave before him after court, making sarcastic remarks whenever they met on the street, "The Third Prince is quite leisurely." So when the Third Prince ascended the throne, Yu Ning died neatly. Reborn, Yu Ning decided to give up, but unfortunately, he was bound to a system, and if he didn't complete the tasks, his whole family would die. Hearing that the task was to conquer the Third Prince Jiang Miao, Yu Ning: "Are you out of your mind? I'm a man." System: "You can." Yu Ning: "I can't." He's a prince, how could he know anything about brothels? System, "I'll teach you." "..." So: On the way, System: "He's in the attic to your right. Go see him and tell him you miss him." Yu Ning forced a smile. At the banquet, System: "He's drunk and feeling unwell in the backyard. Go find him and bring him home." Yu Ning was speechless. After court, System: "He'll forget to lock the door tonight. Sneak in and kiss him." Yu Ning: "...Does he want me to die?" It was dark, and the unlit room was even darker. The gauze curtains fluttered gently. Yu Ning walked to the bedside, intending to just touch him and be done with it. He woke up as soon as he touched him, his dark eyes shining with a hint of light, staring straight at him. Yu Ning was startled and stumbled backward, but Jiang Miao also lifted the covers, got out of bed, and came over, until he pinned him against a pillar. The two were very close. Jiang Miao leaned in, his voice husky, "Keep kissing." Yu Ning was stunned by the kiss, and in her breathlessness, she suddenly remembered something and asked the system: Why doesn't he lock the door when he sleeps? Is he doing it on purpose? Her lower lip was bitten, and Jiang Miao rubbed the corner of Yu Ning's eye. "Yeah, on purpose." Until someone ran in. Yu Ning: "As expected..." Wait, how did you know what I said to the system?! Later, Yu Ning realized that even if she hadn't taken sides in her past life, she could have lived her life lying down. Well... in bed. ++A slow-witted, aloof, and beautiful shou & The system is actually the cunning gong++The gong has coveted this beauty for many years++There was a misunderstanding in the previous life

[Good news] I've transmigrated into the body of the sixth princess under the rule of an empress;

[Bad news] At the start, the prime minister's eldest son was drugged and is now writhing on the bed!

[The Princess's Heart]

A power struggle? Don't be ridiculous! Impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime.

Waking up at 3 a.m., attending court at 5 a.m., working year-round without a break? Sorry, I can't get out of bed.