Take a bowl, fill it with soil, count one, two, three, four, five. Plant a toad and it becomes a train, plant a soybean and it becomes a tiger. Cultivate a skillful craft, enjoy a lifetime of happiness without suffering. There are 360 ​​paths in life, but who rules each road? That carpenter is skilled, his ink lines divide yin and yang with a flick of his finger, his mortise and tenon joints subdue the eight directions. This blacksmith is capable, his furnace roars with iron fire, his hammer strikes a thousand times, splitting dawn and dusk. There's also a tailor with great ambition, his every thread shaping the world, his needle determining yin and yang. And then there's the cook with a ruthless heart, his iron stove burning like hell, his blade wielding wind and thunder, his bones as fuel. In Wansheng Prefecture, a thousand people, a thousand faces, ten thousand lives, ten thousand changes. Zhang Laifu stands in the sea of ​​people, laughing triumphantly, "Come on, follow me and enjoy happiness!"

The Mad Cultivator follows the tale of Ye Kong, a rude and vulgar thug from modern day China. While collecting protection fees, he was sent to another world! By the time he realized what was going on, he was possessing the body of an idiot. Watch as Ye Kong struggles against fate to climb the road to immortality!

My new book, *I Accidentally Became the Enemy of the Entire Server*, is now open for publication! Please support me! The original title was *Sorry, I'm Weak*. Yao Yue, a 21st-century lazybones who'd rather lie down than sit, bows her head before a group of interstellar humans who have evolved 2000 years ago. "Sorry, I'm really weak, I couldn't even pass the 800-meter test!" (The above is the previous title and synopsis.) New version: Yao Yue accidentally slips through a sewer and ends up in interstellar space, covered in vegetable leaves. What should she do as a slum girl unprotected by law? Yao Yue tells you, don't worry, we can play games to earn money and level up our citizenship. What if the general evolution of humans in the interstellar era is too strong? Yao Yue tells you, don't worry, if our strength isn't enough, we'll make up for it with luck! Specifically, does having full luck count? Does a 100% hit rate count? Does completing a Heavenly General quest count? In the game, does having brothers, sisters, and boyfriends count?

[Cute and lucky little koi x possessive and slightly gloomy little master]

Yu Mianmian is the most beautiful little koi in Tianchi Lake. She is fed by the owner of Tianchi Cave and becomes plump and round.

As a result, the cave was in trouble. Yu Mianmian touched her hungry belly and decided to go out to find her "father".

A certain down-and-out movie star has recently had a little kid inexplicably following him. He can't get rid of it, and the kid keeps calling him daddy with tears in his eyes.

Yu Mozhi: ...Where did this unlucky child come from?

Yu Mianmian looked eagerly: "Dad is the best, Mianmian loves Dad the most! So Dad, will Mianmian have food to eat today?"

Yu Mozhi: ...

Major entertainment magazines have spoken out for the little baby——

#Ex-actor Yu Mozhi's illegitimate daughter exposed, suspected of child abuse! #

Yu Mozhi:???

Yu Mozhi, who was envied by his peers and disliked by everyone, saw his reputation plummet. He never thought that he, who had always been aloof, would actually raise a three or four-year-old child.

And as I raise her, I can't help but want to give her the best in the world.

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Later, the little koi finally pulled his father back to the top. In a certain program, the trembling little koi was caught by a guy who exuded the aura of a big cat.

The delicate young boy lowered his eyelashes: You smell so good, can you give me a bite?

Yu Mianmian, the little fish, is most afraid of big cats. She hid behind her father and said tremblingly: Mianmian still has... to take care of herself in her old age, and besides, cats are not good for eating.

In 2002, the Huayu entertainment industry was a battleground of legends—whether in music or film, the greatest talents faced off one after another.

Amidst this, a small child of fortune slipped into this bizarre and dazzling world.

His arrival was destined to be extraordinary!

The protagonist Lin Qing traveled through time and space and was reborn in a parallel world. He received a gift from his mother planet and had a good luck .

Everything he did went smoothly. He had achieved financial freedom right after graduating from college and became a winner in life. He could already lie down.

But life without a goal was too boring, and he soon got bored.

[Ding! Congratulations on joining the Wanjie chat group. ]

Lin Qing: "Wow? That's great! Sure enough, my good luck is not limited to this world!!"

[Ding! Unfortunately, you have been kicked out of the chat group by the group owner. ]

Lin Qing: "???..."

[The group owner of the time traveler, who pretended to be a ghost, found out your background introduction when he joined the group and wanted to kick you out of the group. The hatred of blocking the way was irreconcilable. The group owner suffered a backlash from your luck and died suddenly. In order to please you, the chat group directly recognized you as the leader. ]

[Ding! The group owner, the omniscient and omnipotent Li Daxian, kicked the person with a good luck and suffered a terrible backlash from his luck and died. ]

[Ding! Congratulations to the new group member "Qiyun Nitian" for joining the group chat. 】

【Ding! Congratulations to group member "Qiyun Nitian", you have become the new group owner. 】

【Other group members】: "?"

Wearing women's clothes can make you stronger! Why don't you understand?" A certain salted fish kept backing away, trying to get further away from the guys who wanted to take off her clothes.

Miura Yumiko quietly approached Jingu Rin: "As a friend, I can't let you continue like this!"

Yuigahama: "Rin, you bitch!"

"You weren't like this before!" Eriri blinked with tears in her eyes.

"Nonsense! I've always been like this! Why do you all treat me like this! Isn't Yukinoshita like this all day long!"

"This is really the most serious provocation I've ever received." A certain snow girl clenched her fists.

Jingu Rin, who was on the road to death every day, looked at the girls who surrounded her and said, "Low-ass, save me!

Bah, loser." ...

Chu He obtained a broken Lord God and started his own black shop career.

"Lord God, please scatter my ashes in the sea when I die."

"Why?"

"Even if I die, I will still go wild."

This is a story about the trade of the world and the wandering journey of a black-hearted businessman.

Don't care about life or death, just fight if you don't agree!!!

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ps: The excellent book "Time Travel" has been completed, the quality is guaranteed, please read it with confidence.

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[Lord class + super awesome troops + recruit many beautiful women + farming + hegemony + ancient Chinese troops + famous generals + history + lighthearted humor]

——Lin Xiao traveled to a lord's world with only Western troops, awakened the SSS-level talent [Peace for All Ages] and obtained the Chinese Order, which allows him to recruit hidden troops: Chinese troops!

Congratulations on obtaining the [Legendary Modao Iron Guards], [Legendary Beiwei Army], [Legendary Shenbi Archers], and [Legendary Iron Pagoda]! Everyone: What kind of troops are these? They actually defeated the Knights Templar so badly. What kind of troops are these? Why are their ranged units so strong in close combat?

——Setting a record on the first day, the system rewarded me with a beautiful heroine! System: I don’t want to, but this witch is too strong for me to suppress, take her away!

——When Eastern troops suddenly appear in the Lords game, how will China and the West collide?

You sent out the Knights Templar, but I defeated them with my swordsmen! You sent out assassins to attack the Archers, but they were beaten back by ranged attackers! You said dwarves can climb mountains, but I'll tell you who is the king of the mountains!

The magic ring has been broken.

Disasters emerge.

Linde, who traveled through time and became a wild monster in the doomsday magic world, saw a group of undead people shouting "Pass on the Fire" in his territory. They have lofty ideals and are willing to sacrifice themselves to save the world.

So Linde prepared to pretend to be the head of the Novice Village.

Linde: As a remnant of the old era, I built a ship that can carry us to the new era.

Player: After going through untold hardships, we finally met the BOSS, and then the BOSS knelt down and swore allegiance to the lord.

…

《As the king of the game BOSS, I just want to be a good head of the Novice Village》

《Player: Every NPC on our side is as strong as the BOSS》

《Player: That BOSS can't beat the NPC on our side who needs to be protected? 》

Tags: Lord, Farming, Fantasy, The Fourth Disaster