Hong Xiaoduo, who was tricked into the ancient times, said,

Although you have good kung fu skills and it's cool to be a chivalrous woman who fights against evil and protects the good, you can't solve everything by force. That would be too tiring!

Hey, weird old man, I'm talking to you.

Don't think you can get away with it by tricking me into ancient times.

A reminder for you: This girl cannot stand suffering or being cowardly, so if you have any new technology for the external plug-in system, please catch up with it quickly.

Otherwise, I will just lie down and stop playing...

And that so-and-so, who is she calling a scumbag? Those princes, princes, generals, and other heroes, they all came to me on their own accord, I didn't provoke them, ahhhh, I can't explain it clearly...

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Gu Miao unfortunately finds himself as a semi-famous, "top-flow" celebrity on the verge of fading into obscurity. He awakens a "Star Assistant System" that paves his way to becoming an all-powerful figure in the entertainment world. He originally just wanted to slack off on a music variety show, but after a failed attempt to quit, the director practically begged him to stay, sweetening the deal. From that point on, his plans for a lazy life went completely off the rails.

Years later, a viral post titled, "Peeling back Gu Miao's identities, the case is finally solved!" sends the internet into a frenzy.

It turns out...

The god-tier songwriter "Immortal Jiang," whose tragic songs made millions cry? That was him.

The sharp-witted netizen who hilariously exposed other celebrities' fake personas? Also him.

The actor who went viral for playing a "crazy" and captivating male lead? Him again.

The secret boss behind the 6-billion-dollar video-sharing site? That's him too.

The public was stunned, his haters fell silent, and his rivals were speechless. The secret was too big to handle. Just when they thought there could be no more surprises, reporters dug into his past, revealing his struggles with Bipolar Disorder and the time he was cyberbullied by the entire internet.

His fans burst into tears. "It's all our fault! We let our idol suffer so much..."

But no one knows the truth: Gu Miao really, genuinely just wanted to be lazy. Who called him the king of hard work? This is a story about a man who just wants to chill but keeps accidentally taking over the entertainment industry with his many secret identities.

[No CP + Strong Female Lead + Power Fantasy + Getting Rich + Multiverse Transmigrators + Barter Trade + Wholesome + Group Cast]

Ye Xing’s online shop recently started getting some… strange orders.

Her store specializes in odd jobs and errands — running deliveries, sourcing hard-to-find items, handling tasks people don’t want to do themselves.

But lately? The requests are getting weirder by the day:

One customer asked her to hand-copy 300 Tang poems — and offered a hundred taels of silver as payment.

Another wanted her to buy abortion medicine, paying with 10 beauty-enhancing pills.

A third? They asked her to sweep their own grave and burn 1 billion spirit money — since they’re now a ghost. Payment? A custom dream visitation service!?

Ye Xing is confused, rich, and slightly terrified.

Turns out, her little shop has somehow connected to a Transmigrator System Mall — and now, her clients are:

Imperial exam scholars,

Beloved royal concubines,

Underworld ghost messengers,

Matriarchs from female-dominated worlds...

No matter who they are, they all share one thing in common:

They’re all from other worlds.

Now she’s swimming in strange requests, magical items, and way too much paper money.

⚠️ Note: Brain-off power fantasy. Please hand in your brain before reading!

[Today's Intelligence 1: Ma Ruixing's girlfriend, Wu Yiyi, will secretly meet with Professor Hong Guiyuan of the Department of Economics and Management at 10:13 PM tonight in a BMW on the west side of the Xinghai University auditorium!]

[Today's Intelligence 2: Su Yun got drunk at a social event and will be taken away from Ruijin Building by the company's Vice President at 10:55 PM tonight and brutally...]

Today's Intelligence 3: Han Mofan will be at 11:30 PM tonight...

Han Ye traveled through time and space to a world very similar to Earth - Blue Star!

And obtained a daily intelligence system.

If he were to live his life again, he would only want to feed horses, chop wood, face the sea, and be a good person!

But he didn't expect that the information the system provided him every day...none of it was serious!

As the saying goes, good women should be cherished, and bad women should not be wasted!

For the sake of love and peace, he could only make a decision that went against his ancestors:

Cast your net, catch fish, face the sea, and be a sea king!

Chen Zhuo, a provincial civil servant, was unexpectedly reborn in his senior year of high school.

So, a high school student who is dull and shy, blushes when talking to girls, and only cares about studying;

He suddenly became well-versed in the ways of the world, and always spoke and acted appropriately. This not only changed the trajectory of his life, but also attracted more and more attention from girls.

Girl: Chen, what are your strengths?

Chen Zhuo: He is an honest man and doesn’t talk much.

Childhood friend: I think lying is wrong. You are not honest at all now.

Chen Zhuo: No lie! As we get older, we don’t tell the truth much.

(First of all, it should be stated that this is definitely not the author’s real experience)

[System + Star Wars + Farming + Late Lord + Funny + Cool Article]

Veteran science fiction fan Wang Xiaohu obtained the universe's first starship modification system. From then on:

Interstellar Pirate: "Why is there a star destroyer on a light destroyer?!

A senior starship designer said: "No battleship can reach this speed! Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

The Imperial Five-Star General: "Young people have no martial ethics!"

…………

A story about the sea of ​​stars, please enter.

"As a special meritorious official, a legendary military leader, and the youngest general ever to be elected, could you please share the secret of your success?"

"No love."

"You mean to not be bothered by love, not be swayed by emotions, and to focus on making achievements and serving the country, right?"

“That’s right!”

The next day, Qin Feng almost vomited blood while reading the newspaper.

"As a special meritorious hero and a legendary soldier, can you share the secret of your success?"

"More romance."

"You're saying that love motivates you to forge ahead, to overcome obstacles, to help you overcome numerous difficulties and reach the top. You think that couples who support each other are more likely to achieve success, is that what you mean?"

“That’s right!”

Because of this interview, young people enthusiastically signed up to join the army, and the marriage rate and birth rate in China have seen a surge in growth, with military marriages accounting for the majority...

Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"

Anti-routine, infinite flow, the protagonist is not invincible, the system is not invincible, it is just a cowardly good guy traveling through various worlds to play the villain, and grows into a person who knows how to live for himself and has the ability to live for himself.

The protagonist is not a saint, but that doesn’t mean he has no bottom line, and the villain is not necessarily a bad person!

[Classic Xianxia + Comedy Cultivation + Rebel Disciple vs. Master + Side Paths & Odd Techniques + No System + Genius + Survival King + Walking Calamity + Early Chapters are Comedy Slice-of-Life – Don't Enter If You Mind]

In the new millennium, modern youth Gu Changsheng transmigrates into a fantastical cultivation world.

By a twist of fate, he becomes the disciple of a beautiful female master from the Purple Heaven Palace.

From there, Gu Changsheng begins his "legendary" rise to the top — not by righteousness or strength,

but by scamming, scheming, stealing, and smooth-talking his way through the cultivation world.

He launches businesses never before seen in any Xianxia world:

Immortal Lottery – Trendy Spiritual Fashion – Changsheng Cigarettes – “Hit Me” Ride Service – Life & Death Insurance – Emergency Cultivator Rescue – Holy Herb Pharmaceuticals – Matchmaking for Immortals…

"Sounds reasonable… right?"

Years later, Gu Changsheng looks back—he's somehow monopolized every single industry in the cultivation world.

It hits him like a lightning bolt:

“Wait a sec… without realizing it, I’ve climbed to the very top of the world!”

Standing at the peak, overlooking the masses, he slowly pulls out a cigarette and lights it.

"Phew~! My carefree, rebellious life... was like walking on thin ice all along."

📌 Author's Note: The synopsis doesn't do it justice — check the main story!