[Classic Xianxia + Comedy Cultivation + Rebel Disciple vs. Master + Side Paths & Odd Techniques + No System + Genius + Survival King + Walking Calamity + Early Chapters are Comedy Slice-of-Life – Don't Enter If You Mind]

In the new millennium, modern youth Gu Changsheng transmigrates into a fantastical cultivation world.

By a twist of fate, he becomes the disciple of a beautiful female master from the Purple Heaven Palace.

From there, Gu Changsheng begins his "legendary" rise to the top — not by righteousness or strength,

but by scamming, scheming, stealing, and smooth-talking his way through the cultivation world.

He launches businesses never before seen in any Xianxia world:

Immortal Lottery – Trendy Spiritual Fashion – Changsheng Cigarettes – “Hit Me” Ride Service – Life & Death Insurance – Emergency Cultivator Rescue – Holy Herb Pharmaceuticals – Matchmaking for Immortals…

"Sounds reasonable… right?"

Years later, Gu Changsheng looks back—he's somehow monopolized every single industry in the cultivation world.

It hits him like a lightning bolt:

“Wait a sec… without realizing it, I’ve climbed to the very top of the world!”

Standing at the peak, overlooking the masses, he slowly pulls out a cigarette and lights it.

"Phew~! My carefree, rebellious life... was like walking on thin ice all along."

📌 Author's Note: The synopsis doesn't do it justice — check the main story!

[Farming cultivation + non-academic stream + genius stream]

Su Ping, who came to the world of beast control, awakened the All Souls Illustration. As long as he cultivated more similar beasts, his ability would be stronger.

From then on, a path of becoming a beast master began at his feet:

Tide of wolves + plant army + arrival of tree world = forest torrent

Undead Swordsman + Sword Pet * 99 = Wanjian Chaozong

Terminator Legion + Mechanical Storm...

Zerg...

Many years later, faced with the siege of various countries and the forbidden land counterattack,

The boss of a petting beast base walked out to attack the enemy country.

The mentality of all enemy beastmasters and ferocious beasts has collapsed:

Who taught you how to control beasts like this?

...

In September 1815, Ron, the king of the extinct Lah Kingdom, announced the restoration of his country in the Grey Mist Territory of the Emerald Kingdom.

Three days later, the Lah Kingdom announced its extinction.

...

In January 1816, Ron, the honorary teacher of the White Demon Academy, announced the restoration of his country in the Magic City.

A week later, the Lah Kingdom announced its extinction.

...

In July 1816, Ron, the strongest cadre of the Demon King's Army, announced the restoration of his country in the Demon King's City.

A month later, the Lah Kingdom announced its extinction.

...

In February 1817, Ron, the bishop of the Holy Grace Church, announced the restoration of his country in the City of God's Coming...

...

"Restore your country, you mb, who taught you to restore your country this way?" the crowd roared.

[No harem + invincible + funny + funny + time travel, please do not enter if you mind. 】

[Old author's new book, 20 million words of experience, likes to dig holes, and reads a few chapters patiently when seeing something unreasonable. ]

The disciple who had just joined the sect came to report in panic:

"Master, something terrible has happened. Our eldest brother has robbed us of our money!"

"What a fuss! It's your senior brother who is trying to benefit us!"

"Big Brother is kidnapping and extortion!"

"Oh, I told you it was Senior Brother who was looking for benefits for us!"

"But, our eldest brother has been possessed by a demon, so we have to take care of this, right?"

"Congratulations, he has finally made progress in his practice!"

"But, Big Brother also killed someone!"

"Why don't you go and help? Sect disciples, grab your weapons!"

Zhou Mo sat on a park bench with a cup of milk tea, his mind empty as he pondered over something crucial for a man who had just traveled through time. When would he die? And... who stole his brain? The murderer was very unethical. It was understandable that he dug out his brain, but taking away his eyes as well was too much. So Zhou Mo planned to retrieve his brain before he died completely.

Gu Cheng, who traveled to the world of Prince of Tennis, was reborn back to his original world on the eve of the national competition, back to his first year of high school. Living again, he just wanted to enjoy this youth full of beauty and longing. But... why did I pick up the racket again! However, playing in this world without any Prince of Tennis skills, it is indeed a bit cool to suppress an era. My name is Gu Cheng, a person who was affectionately called the Demon King by everyone many years later, a person who can make his opponent retire with his racket when standing on the court, a pure tennis enthusiast. ...Everyone: "No, Brother Cheng, that's anime special effects! It's special effects! Do you understand?" Gu Cheng nodded seriously: "I understand, but I don't know why I can play it out, and I am also very troubled! Why don't I retire after I win the Grand Slam!" Professional...

[If you are in the entertainment industry and given a chance to speak freely, what would you do? One day

, Chi Ye, a second-tier star in the domestic entertainment industry, woke up and saw these words in front of him, and fell into deep thought.

How to do it?

Born to be an onmyoji and a sharp-tongued person, he decided to liberate his nature!

So, everyone in the circle started to spread the rumor that Ikeno had gone crazy.

In a slow-paced variety show, a senior chef in the industry prepared something delicious, waiting for the guests to praise and comment.

Other guests: The taste of mom.

Ikeno: Mr. Huang makes really good pig food.

In a live broadcast of selling goods, capital joined hands with celebrities to sell leeks of autobiographies.

Other Artists: Must-see classics for fans.

Ikeno: This is definitely the most expensive toilet paper you have ever bought! It’s worth investing!

At a certain movie viewing party, many big-budget bad movies starring big names were asked to be reviewed.

Other artists: I cried after watching it. It’s the new hope for Chinese science fiction films.

Ikeno: I cried after watching this. He is the new king of hell of Chinese science fiction movies.

The stars were angry, and Ikeno looked at himself who was really safe and sound, and who became a top star because of his madness.

"You know, I mainly promote my true personality!"

Teacher He was moved: "Who said this top stream is crazy? This top stream is amazing!"

After waking up from the collision, Wei Xuxu unfortunately found that he had traveled to the parallel world of Neon.

In this world where strange and weird things are rampant, Wei Xuxu suddenly found that there was something wrong with the Sword Saint training template that came with the travel.

[Detected that the world category conflicts with the Sword Saint training template]

[Start repair]

[Repair completed, obtained Gun Mastery.LV1]

Wei Xuxu: ??? What the hell?

In troubled times, martial arts flourished. Yang Shifei went to marry into the family with the marriage certificate in hand.

My wife is as beautiful as a fairy, and her house is full of gold and jade. She is also gentle as water and considerate in everything she does.

The maid is as beautiful as peach and plum, but as cold as ice. She also has extraordinary skills and can fight and resist.

But this happy family that should be praised by everyone in the world always has some rumors.

"——Whoever said my wife is a demon, stand up!"

Yang Shifei pointed his sword in all directions, his face full of resentment.

And below the stage, the heroes could only tremble in fear, unable to cry.

Your wife’s claws are already over their heads, so who dares to speak?

In his previous life, Cui Xian was a PhD in Chinese Language and Literature from a prestigious 985 university.

In this life, he transmigrated to a poor family in ancient times—

A poor family, a pregnant mother, young older siblings, a father and uncle who failed the college entrance exam six times, a grandmother who fantasizes about her son passing the exam and suffers from hysteria, and him who is only eight years old.

Choi Hyun: This is too tragic.

To change his fate, Cui Xian went out to work as a page for a rich young master.

But the young master was a poor student and afraid of taking the exam, so he came up with a bad idea: to secretly register Cui Xian for the imperial examination.

As a result, Cui Xian not only passed the exam, but also went on a killing spree.

He began his studies at the age of eight, wrote "Ode to the Goose" at eight, "Sympathy for the Peasants" at eight and a half, and "... " at nine... Countless great poets were so moved by his work that they gave up writing altogether.

His eight-legged essays laid the foundation for the eight-legged essay format and are hailed as the 'foundational' work.

He opened the stage for debate, engaging in a verbal battle with renowned scholars and learned men from all over the world, proving himself unbeatable.

His commentaries on the Four Books were included in official schools and became the ancient version of the imperial examination textbooks.

He achieved the highest rank in the imperial examination at the age of seventeen.

He also mentored six disciples who became top scholars in the imperial examinations.

He entered the cabinet as Grand Secretary at the age of twenty-seven, reaching the pinnacle of his official career.

He was the last pillar of the literary world in Daliang, a role model and idol for scholars.

Of all the talents in the world, he alone possesses eight-tenths.

He could compose poetry and debate classics when he was in retirement, and write policy essays when he was in the civil service examinations. With his pen, he could govern a great nation; on horseback, he could bring peace to the world.

He single-handedly extended the dynasty's life by three hundred years.

They destroyed Japanese pirates, eliminated the Tatars, built cannons and arsenals, assembled warships, opened up new sea routes, and launched expeditions to Europe.

It became the behind-the-scenes controlling shareholder in 16 countries around the world.

He stood, and the emperor dared not sit.

The officials and ministers wept bitterly, eagerly awaiting: When will the Grand Secretary return to ascend the throne?

And it all started that day when Cui Xian took the imperial examination in place of his young master…