[I am Xiaonan. When you see this sentence, I will die.]

On the sea, Xiaonan looked at the white paper floating in front of him in astonishment.

The font is bloody and shocking.

…

Ling Xiao travels through the Naruto world.

Good news: there is a gold finger;

Bad news: it turned into paper, and it was just one of the thousands of blank papers on Xiaonan's body.

......

"I must find a way to become human again!"

Looking at the beautiful Xiaonan in front of him, Ling Xiao swore secretly.

"It's not for anything else. I just want to prove to the world that a blank slate can also practice ninjutsu!"

"Who said there are no six paths in the paper world?!"

[Villain + Invincible + Decisive Killing + Never Feel Aggrieved]

Li Wanji was very desperate after accidentally traveling to the world of Xiaobaiwen.

Because his previous body accidentally touched the black silk thigh of the beautiful CEO, his limbs were crippled by the Son of Luck.

"Ding, the revenge system is successfully bound."

"Newbie Gift Pack Reward: Restore all four limbs to full health, and choose any part of your body to grow 5cm"

"Reward basic skills: Zhiyang Divine Art"

Li Wanji was overjoyed because he knew that in two years, the son of destiny would ascend to the ancient martial arts world alone.

This time, I was gone for eight whole years!

…

Eight years later, Chen Fan, the son of destiny, returns.

The younger sister, with her big belly, said: "Brother, I won't let you hurt him!"

Daughter: "When I grow up, I want to marry Uncle Li."

Lolita school beauty: "I'm sorry Chen Fan, I've fallen in love with Li Wanji."

The beautiful CEO said: "Sorry, I'm used to having him around."

Chen Fan spat out a mouthful of blood.

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.)

He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck.

He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that…

“Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness.

All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head.

“Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…”

Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery.

“Brother, you…”

Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT

Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention.

The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”)

Those “shortsighted” men: …

To save Yukinoshita Yukino, Koyama Yosuke dedicated himself to creating dreams for her and for himself. "My fiftieth golden wedding anniversary with Yukinoshita Yukino!" "My survival in the apocalypse with Kasumigaoka Utaha!" "I'm Shiina Mashiro's nanny!" Luckily, the system told him that the girls wouldn't remember what he did in their dreams and that it wouldn't affect reality, so Koyama Yosuke believed it. But the system didn't tell him that his experiences with these girls were being recorded and posted online! Now Yukinoshita Yukino, to whom I've been married for fifty years, is blocking the front door. Kasumigaoka Utaha, who shared my life and death in the apocalypse, is blocking the back path. And beside me, a classmate, Shiina Mashiro, insists on proclaiming me her father. And yet, the damn system keeps posting these videos online... What should I do?

A man was eating hotpot and listening to music at home when he was inexplicably sent to the pre-collapse civilization by a guy who claimed to be the Gou System, and he was also transformed into a paramecium.

Thank you for the invitation.

Before the collapse of civilization, people turned into paramecium, and now they are panicking.

The Eye of Death descends upon Earth, ushering in an era of universal curses.

Strange and bizarre cursed spirits then appeared, and everyone had to live with the curse on their shoulders, without exception.

In order to avoid being targeted by the cursed spirits, the survivors deliberately touched the taboo, branding themselves with a relatively controllable curse.

"The price of groceries will definitely go up when your mom buys them."

"Your grandpa always gets criticized when he plays chess."

"Your grandma always sits in the last row when she does square dancing."

Such powerful causal curses have become highly sought-after objects.

On the day he turned 18, Lin Yi looked at the cursed mark on his hand and fell into deep thought.

"Reverse curse? All the effects of the curses received are reversed?"

All curses became beneficial buffs in his eyes.

The "curse of weakness" was reversed into "strength," allowing him to fight for three days and three nights without collapsing.

The reversal of "weakness" into "vigorousness" made him energetic, arrogant, and isolated.

The "lone star of destiny" also directly led to a constant stream of romantic encounters for him, which is beyond words...

Oh my God, it seems that having too many suitors is a tormenting curse.

[Academic master + black technology + science and technology to develop the country + anti-terrorism bureau]

High school student Song He obtained the "Student Resentment System". As long as he broke the mentality of the student masters, he could exchange it for various black technologies.

Therefore, Song He continued to let the top students break down their defenses:

"You took first place in the grade, and all the top students fell back in the rankings. Resentment value +10,000!"

"You have received a special allowance for your scientific research achievements. Your salary is higher than that of your teacher. Your resentment value is +1000!"

"When Ding Yangze, the second-best student in the class, learned that the goddess he had a crush on was your lickspittle, his mentality exploded, and his resentment value increased by +800!"

"You declare a technological blockade against unfriendly countries, resentment value +400 million!"

"Your accumulated resentment value has exceeded 100,000 points, and you have gained the skill of photographic memory!"

"Your accumulated resentment value has exceeded one million points, and you have obtained the longevity gene technology!"

"Your accumulated resentment value has exceeded 10 million points, and you have obtained a sample of an interstellar spacecraft!"

Song He was in a state of panic. Are you academic masters so easily defeated? If this continues, I will be invincible...

It was only after Jian Xingsui’s death that he realized that he was the cannon fodder in a book with a dog-blooded plot. He was a dumb and s*upid fake young master in it.

​In the book, he was reluctant to return to his poor ”biological” parents. He was greedy of the Jian Family’s wealth and also wanted to suppress the protagonist shou of the book, the real young master. With the tricks that he had personally thought out of his pig-headed brain, he finally succeeded in making everyone in the family annoy the hell out of him:

His former CEO elder brother: “I don’t have a younger brother like you.”

His former star second brother: “Never mention to anyone in the entertainment industry that I used to be your brother!!!”

His former father: “Get out, I’m so disappointed in you.”

​​After that, he was kicked out of the house and had a terrible ending.

After the rebirth, just when it was the day when the protagonist shou came up to his door, instead of waiting for his family to talk to him, he took the initiative: “You guys won’t have to say anything, I am willing to leave the house!”

This world is somewhat abnormal.

Xu Ling, who had traveled through time and space and became a rich young master, originally wanted to lie down on the spot.

However, things did not go as he wished, and he felt that he was being targeted.

Haunted by something mysterious? Dealing with a small undercover agent turned out to be the son of luck?

My fiancée is a reincarnated gangster and is forcing me to break off the engagement?

He then eloped with the eldest daughter of the garrison.

The attribute system makes him constantly stronger. Is it okay for him to just live a lazy life and eat free food?

With a reliable system, the great swordsman Xu can suppress all worlds!