[High-level martial arts + god-tier system + invincible gameplay + father-daughter daily life, an unconventional way to raise a child, just pure fun!]
Transmigrating to a post-apocalyptic world of advanced martial arts, Wang Yitian chooses to lie low and becomes a useless father in his daughter's eyes.
Until that day, the girl with the colorful hair and the ghost fire was cornered by thugs.
System Activation: [The "Father's Love" system has successfully loaded! Rules: Your cultivation level will always be two major levels higher than your beloved daughter's! Furthermore, you are invincible within the same cultivation level!]
Looking at his daughter, who was only at the early stage of martial arts, and then sensing the power of the early stage of grandmaster within himself, Wang Yitian fell into deep thought.
So, if you want your dad to become a Martial Emperor, daughter, you'd better put in some effort first!
From then on, Wang Yitian embarked on a one-way road to becoming stronger by "tricking his child." While others were desperately cultivating, he only needed to shout to his daughter, "Ranran, keep going! You are the only shortcut for your dad to become a god!"
Years later, when the alien emperor's army besieged the city, Wang Yitian silently stood behind his daughter, who was now an empress.
Daughter: "Dad, the enemy is too strong this time, let me handle it!"
Wang Yitian waved his hand casually: "It's okay, daughter. If you take a small step forward, Dad can... wipe him out completely."
As a cultivator, Minran has always been committed to the cause of survival and surviving cautiously. But she seems to have done a little bit better?
During a certain training, the cultivators fell into a trap.
The demon laughed loudly: "You are dead after being hit by my demon prison burning intestines!"
Everyone was panicked.
Demon: "Unless you have the soil from the roots of the smallpox as a lure!"
The cultivators: Who would care about that kind of thing!
Minran silently opened the storage ring, found the storage bag marked with 564, and poured out a lot of soil from the roots of the smallpox.
Demon: "...Without the sarcophagus powder containing my body, you will die!"
Minran silently dug out the storage bag number 619.
Demon: "... and the thousand-year-old silt of the Hell Sea, the snow on the top of the polar iceberg..."
Facing the expectant gazes of the cultivators, Mingran embarrassedly picked them up for a while, and piled them all in front of the demon. When the demon was so angry that he vomited blood, he smiled shyly, "Thank you for your help, otherwise I really don't know how to detoxify."
Demon: "... Puff!"
Vomited three liters of blood, and died!
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The young lady of the Tang family, who was born weak and had been sent to a Taoist temple for five years, was taken back.
Everyone had their own thoughts and planned to welcome the delicate and sickly little girl, but unexpectedly they saw a shiny little bald head.
He follows them around like a little tail all day long, saying that they won't live long.
The Tang family was resistant to this at first. Even if he wasn't a well-behaved and cute little boy, he shouldn't be a little charlatan who talked nonsense!
Later, seeing that the little girl had made the bad guys so angry that they were about to attack, she held a small whisk in one hand and clenched her little pink fist in the other to "win people over with virtue" for them, amid the exclamations of the crowd.
The Tang family who are gradually becoming gigolos: How delicious!
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The wealthy Rong family has a century-old heritage. It is rumored that there is a noble young master in this mansion. He wears a Tang suit and has Buddhist beads around his wrists. Everyone is afraid of him.
One day, on a reclining chair under a pear tree in the compound, the boy, who was always calm, wise, and almost demonic, had a bunch of balls of plush yarn neatly placed on his lap.
The guards were puzzled as this young master had never done any housework.
Then I heard this man ask in a gentle voice: After thinking about it, I think a plush hat is more warm. Do you think Jinjin will look better in a pink one or a colorful one?
Konoe: ???
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Rong Qing knew since childhood that he was different from others and too violent, so evil spirits always wanted to get close to him.
Until she met Tang Jin holding a small whisk, pinning the evil spirits to the ground with a hammer, and the monsters fled everywhere, she was still thinking that the sea of suffering is endless and it is time to turn back.
Later, Rong Qing touched the other person's little bald head, smiled and pulled her hand: Jinjin, can you also help your brother?
Because you are so beautiful, Xiaonai let someone hold her hand today and said softly and reservedly: "Okay."
In the world of Fox Spirit Matchmaker, Bai Shi becomes a woodcutter in the same year as Hu Weisheng. He originally planned to settle down and casually acquire a gentle and sweet wife with whom he could forge a reincarnation bond, protecting her for all eternity. However, he awakens a proficiency system, becoming stronger with effort... [You chopped down a birch tree, gained some insight, swordsmanship proficiency +1] [Skill: Forging Yuan Swordsmanship lv1 (97/100)] [Effect: Strengthens body and bones, double slash in an instant] [You hurriedly ran thirty miles, gained some insight, footwork proficiency +1] [Skill: Divine Speed v1 (0/100)] [Effect: Light and agile, travels a thousand miles a day] Until... a light green dress, double...
I came to the prehistoric world for no apparent reason? What should I do? Ding--The Myriad Worlds System is online! One realm can get one system? Then I just want to say that the protagonists of the heavens and the myriad worlds are all scum! Hongjun: Hiss, the son of the Great Dao is so terrifying! Sanqing: I have one disciple who can fight against all races! Many systems: Wow! This coquettish and slutty host is really a dog! Chen Tian: Want to travel through the myriad worlds? Want to get the system? Or there is a very handsome grandfather and a very beautiful old woman in a ring? It doesn’t matter, come on, I will take you to travel through the myriad worlds~
[Time travel + System + Entertainment industry + Lighthearted comedy + Comedy and revenge]
Ye Han transmigrated into the body of a universally disliked internet celebrity and was forced to bind himself to the [School Building] system.
He must earn money through performing to build 66 free schools, otherwise he will only be waiting to die.
From then on, Ye Han's eyes were always open and he was always working!
He first sang "Tianxia" to make an appearance, and then wrote "Paobao" for Deng Ziqi to amaze the audience.
"A Bridge of Fate" crushes the young heartthrobs.
The song "Childhood" made spicy snacks a bestseller.
"The Voice of Chinese Youth" becomes a motivational song for the college entrance examination.
Not a good singer? Then check out "Digital Life"!
Just as Ye Han was about to turn his life around with his abilities, a devastating flood suddenly broke out, and he was criticized by the entire internet for donating too little.
Some were overjoyed, while others hurled insults.
I thought he would disappear completely.
Until he unexpectedly appeared on camera to interview people at the disaster site, he suddenly became a key member of the rescue team.
The entire internet is in an uproar!
...
From then on, he went from being universally hated to universally admired.
One day, I was transported to a parallel world.
Lu Yu was told by the system that in order to activate the system, he not only had to take the college entrance examination, but also had to become the top scorer in the college entrance examination!
After finally making it to the moment to check my results, I thought I was about to activate some high-end, awesome system, but the situation took a sudden turn.
What he activated was... the Peerless Knight System?!
Isn't this supposed to be a harmonious parallel world? Why did the art style suddenly change?
After the system was activated, Lu Yu suddenly realized that this world was far more complex than he had imagined.
This world hides many knights he knows, as well as... weirdos!
Zerg: What the hell?! How come this guy's speed is even more outrageous than ours?!
Orfino: What?! How did the Heavenly Emperor and the Earthly Emperor suddenly appear?! Aren't we still studying them?!
Many knights: This guy is so strong... is he really not here to cause trouble?!
Qin Yan, a pure yang body that combusts when walking and breathes fire when angry, is known as the "walking city incinerator" and is only one sneeze away from exploding to death.
Ling Shuang, a pure yin body whose handshake can cause frostbite and breath can freeze, is called a "moving ice corpse cave" and is only a breeze away from turning into black ice.
They were originally two polar opposites who could not tolerate each other, but they became enemies after a furnace explosion in a clinic - and were forced to become "ill-fated partners" because of a huge compensation.
In order to survive, they had to practice the book "The True Explanation of Yin and Yang Harmony" which was despised by the righteous path.
Who would have thought that the opening section of the exercise is "Embracing Each Other to Transfer Qi", the middle section contains "Posture Diagrams", and the last section is labeled "Bath Together in the Spiritual Spring"...
As they practiced, furnace explosions became a daily routine, and freezing into ice sculptures and roasting into charcoal took turns happening. Even the notes of the seniors were filled with "hilarious" training experiences.
"Qin Yan! If you use your Yang energy to burn my hair again, I will freeze you in the ice cellar and use you as a popsicle!"
"Ling Shuang! If you use your Yin Qi to freeze my Dantian again, I'll throw you into the volcano and use you as a popsicle!"
From sabotaging each other to embracing each other in despair, from unlocking postures to communicating with each other's minds, this pair of "ice and fire enemies", amidst laughter and ambiguity, managed to turn the "unorthodox martial arts" that everyone hated into a chaotic way that stirred up the world.
When the villains tried to separate the origin of Yin and Yang, and when the world was on the verge of collapse, they finally understood:
The most extreme physical collision can create the most frivolous love, but it can also forge the most serious legend.
Many years later, a clinic put up a sign: "Specializing in treating imbalances of yin and yang, and improper qigong techniques. The owners and their spouses demonstrate their methods in person, and the results are remarkable (side effect: you might die of laughter)."
[Saint Seiya] + [Sea King] + [Restore True Form] + [Funny]
Mr. Zhao said that no matter how well the house is built, it is only a temporary residence. This small box is your permanent home!
However, this small box seems to be a little wrong!
Everyone else gets directly transported into the game world, so why am I still being controlled by real-world players after my transmigration...? Wend stared at the blank character card in front of him, stroking his chin in deep thought. What? You say the more popular you are with players, the stronger you become! Okay, okay, I'll create an all-around healer right now! What! You say real-world players are all calling me "Dad"! And they're going crazy over me every day! They even want to bully me! ??? Well, I think staying in the game is pretty good then (trembling).