Zhao Yiduo, once the feared "King of Hell" on the global dark web, is tired of the drama and wants to keep a low profile. Zhao Pingfan, a "good-for-nothing" dad known for his unstoppable talk and reckless nature, is now betrothed to a daughter, Zhao Xiaoman, who, at five, is a master hacker, cooks like a Michelin star, and is always looking for a wife! Even more bizarre, her daughter's mother is Pei Xingruo, the aloof high school student who had a crush on him in high school—now a powerful businesswoman and CEO!
He's arguing with everyone, everyone, and the principal while taking his child to kindergarten. A parent-teacher conference turns into a battlefield, where he defuses a real bomb with a toy gun. While enjoying a barbecue at a roadside stall, he busts an international assassin's den. He wants to just sit back and relax, but his abilities (and his daughter) won't allow it! Pei Xingruo feels a sense of uncertainty: How can this man, so full of nonsense and so frantic with his child, look more and more like the brilliant young man he was back then? And... how can his appliance repairs resemble those of a bomb disposal expert? How can the nursery rhymes he uses to soothe his child sound like mercenary code?
When multinational tycoons coveted the Pei family and terrorist organizations targeted the "Pluto" bloodline, Zhao Yidu sighed: "My daughter, grab your weapons! This time, Daddy's vest... I'm afraid I can't cover it up anymore!" Watch how the venomous tongue soldier king holds the baby in one hand and abuses the scum with the other, under the suspicious gaze of his wife, performing the most outrageous urban legend in history!
In the world of Fox Spirit Matchmaker, Bai Shi becomes a woodcutter in the same year as Hu Weisheng. He originally planned to settle down and casually acquire a gentle and sweet wife with whom he could forge a reincarnation bond, protecting her for all eternity. However, he awakens a proficiency system, becoming stronger with effort... [You chopped down a birch tree, gained some insight, swordsmanship proficiency +1] [Skill: Forging Yuan Swordsmanship lv1 (97/100)] [Effect: Strengthens body and bones, double slash in an instant] [You hurriedly ran thirty miles, gained some insight, footwork proficiency +1] [Skill: Divine Speed v1 (0/100)] [Effect: Light and agile, travels a thousand miles a day] Until... a light green dress, double...
"Why do you think the first sword used by the hero was called the Village Sword?" "As the name suggests, it was the best iron sword in the village." "What if the village had a better iron sword?" "Then add +1 after the name." "But the number is +9527. Are you really not just trying to ride on the hero's popularity?" "Innovation and striving for excellence are my duties as a craftsman." ... "Weiner, we have received a report that you are mass-producing counterfeit and shoddy products. A large number of users have experienced damage to their equipment during battle." "That's nonsense! There is absolutely no problem with the weapons I forged!" "Then how do you explain this fact?" "That's easy. They used my spear to pierce my shield, and the shield went through. Is it because my spear is of good quality or my shield is of poor quality?"
One day, I was transported to a parallel world.
Lu Yu was told by the system that in order to activate the system, he not only had to take the college entrance examination, but also had to become the top scorer in the college entrance examination!
After finally making it to the moment to check my results, I thought I was about to activate some high-end, awesome system, but the situation took a sudden turn.
What he activated was... the Peerless Knight System?!
Isn't this supposed to be a harmonious parallel world? Why did the art style suddenly change?
After the system was activated, Lu Yu suddenly realized that this world was far more complex than he had imagined.
This world hides many knights he knows, as well as... weirdos!
Zerg: What the hell?! How come this guy's speed is even more outrageous than ours?!
Orfino: What?! How did the Heavenly Emperor and the Earthly Emperor suddenly appear?! Aren't we still studying them?!
Many knights: This guy is so strong... is he really not here to cause trouble?!
(Navy side + single female lead + funny + not invincible in the early stage)
Morin, a corporate slave who died suddenly in the company toilet in his previous life, was reborn in the world of One Piece. His life goals became extremely clear: stay away from internal competition, get off work on time, and fish in peace!
Pet Fishing: A greedy cat who can rebel on the spot for grilled fish. His daily routine is to turn into a cat-eared girl and command the ice sculpture version of his owner to give him a massage
Adjutant Kraft: Maureen's personal nanny and number one victim. His life's highlight was being recognized as the Navy's Chief Poop Scooper.
From then on, Morin began his hard-working and hardworking life under Akainu.
When a slacking boss meets a crappy teammate, when a fishing guy meets an overworked guy, the most hilarious daily life of the navy begins!
[Saint Seiya] + [Sea King] + [Restore True Form] + [Funny]
Mr. Zhao said that no matter how well the house is built, it is only a temporary residence. This small box is your permanent home!
However, this small box seems to be a little wrong!
Lin Mo traveled through time, and was also bound to a [Talent Anchor System].
As long as the popularity is higher, it can be exchanged for various talents.
With this system in hand, Lin Mo started the live broadcast as a [teaching anchor].
It's just that he found that his water friend seemed a little "dangerous".
I taught the water friends to draw by myself, and after seeing his extraordinary painting skills, the water friends sent out bullet screens one by one.
"Anchor, you are so awesome, can you teach us how to draw US dollars?"
For the effect of the program, Lin Mo began to teach everyone how to draw US dollars on the spot.
It's just that after the painting was finished, the fans started to revel.
"Boss Lin, I want to do it with you."
"Mr. Lin, I know where there is color-changing ink. When do you think I will be included in the gang?"
"What gang? We are a company, Mr. Lin. I'm in printing and have ten years of work experience."
"Mr. Lin, I was short-sighted before, and my dog's eyes looked down on people. I beg you to bring me one!"
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Looking at the words of the water friends, when Lin Mo was about to say something, a burst of news made him completely confused.
"Internet Police No. 300174 has followed you!"
"Internet Police No. 25447 has followed you!!"
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[Being serious] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Overlay of charges (overlay of murder book)] + [Zhang San]
Chen Feng is an online anchor.
One day, he found that his network was hacked, so he changed his wifi password.
Unexpectedly, the neighbor aunt came to my house and asked for my password on the grounds that her child had to take online classes.
If I didn't agree, she would cut my network cable?
Criminal destruction of personal property + disturbing the public + trespassing!
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Is my account stolen by a hacker? Theft of other people's property + extortion + threats!
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Taking the bus, being morally kidnapped by a group of aunts? Death penalty!
Transmigrating to the chaotic late Han Dynasty, Liu Zhaoqing aspires to be a peerless hero, but alas, this is a mythical version of the Three Kingdoms. Zhao Yun's spear can pierce a mountain range, Zhang Fei's roar can shatter a person's skull, and Lü Bu's arrow can shoot a halberd from the gate all the way to Jiangdong! And what's even more terrifying is that they are all women! Fortunately, Liu Zhaoqing is already married and has a successful career. He only wants to spend the rest of his life peacefully in this chaotic world with his wife and maids. However… his wife, Zhang Jiao, has been acting strangely lately. She often mutters something like, "The Blue Heaven is dead… the Yellow Heaven shall rise!"
The constant mission is getting redemption.
Lin Shiheng shuttles through various worlds to become a variety of scum men, do a little whitewashing and become a good man in the eyes of everyone.
Redeem those who are miserable, and let them live a happy life.