The constant mission is getting redemption.
Lin Shiheng shuttles through various worlds to become a variety of scum men, do a little whitewashing and become a good man in the eyes of everyone.
Redeem those who are miserable, and let them live a happy life.
Travel to the world of Journey to the West and become Sun Wukong.
The Heaven is high above, the gods and Buddhas are cold and ruthless, and all living beings suffer from many disasters.
I, Sun Wukong, will no longer be manipulated by others, and I vow not to become a Buddha in this lifetime!
Qin Yan, a pure yang body that combusts when walking and breathes fire when angry, is known as the "walking city incinerator" and is only one sneeze away from exploding to death.
Ling Shuang, a pure yin body whose handshake can cause frostbite and breath can freeze, is called a "moving ice corpse cave" and is only a breeze away from turning into black ice.
They were originally two polar opposites who could not tolerate each other, but they became enemies after a furnace explosion in a clinic - and were forced to become "ill-fated partners" because of a huge compensation.
In order to survive, they had to practice the book "The True Explanation of Yin and Yang Harmony" which was despised by the righteous path.
Who would have thought that the opening section of the exercise is "Embracing Each Other to Transfer Qi", the middle section contains "Posture Diagrams", and the last section is labeled "Bath Together in the Spiritual Spring"...
As they practiced, furnace explosions became a daily routine, and freezing into ice sculptures and roasting into charcoal took turns happening. Even the notes of the seniors were filled with "hilarious" training experiences.
"Qin Yan! If you use your Yang energy to burn my hair again, I will freeze you in the ice cellar and use you as a popsicle!"
"Ling Shuang! If you use your Yin Qi to freeze my Dantian again, I'll throw you into the volcano and use you as a popsicle!"
From sabotaging each other to embracing each other in despair, from unlocking postures to communicating with each other's minds, this pair of "ice and fire enemies", amidst laughter and ambiguity, managed to turn the "unorthodox martial arts" that everyone hated into a chaotic way that stirred up the world.
When the villains tried to separate the origin of Yin and Yang, and when the world was on the verge of collapse, they finally understood:
The most extreme physical collision can create the most frivolous love, but it can also forge the most serious legend.
Many years later, a clinic put up a sign: "Specializing in treating imbalances of yin and yang, and improper qigong techniques. The owners and their spouses demonstrate their methods in person, and the results are remarkable (side effect: you might die of laughter)."
A thousand years ago, a game called “Post-Primordial Era” descended into reality, and the planet Deyuan entered the Great Cultivation Era.
In this world overflowing with geniuses like stray dogs and "Children of Fortune" everywhere you look,
Lin Mo was just an utterly ordinary high school senior preparing for the Immortal Cultivation Exam.
No background, no influence — he couldn’t even compete through hard work.
So, between raising fish and fishing, he chose the wooden fish.
Between morality and immorality, he chose virtue.
From that moment on, he knocked on his wooden fish with every "-1", earned virtue and fortune, and lived a laid-back life.
Too low-level before the Immortal Exam?
[You invested virtue points into your cultivation technique — now upgraded to Qi Refining Stage 9.]
Spells too hard to master?
[You invested virtue points into your spell — Heavenly Thunder Curse has reached perfection.]
Your Dao techniques are too plain?
[You invested virtue into a crumbling divine statue, reshaped it with golden light, and gained the divine power Samadhi True Flame.]
…
Lin Mo stretched lazily and looked up at the ruins of the Old Heavenly Court high above the Nine Heavens.
The Heavenly Dao is shattered, all gods and Buddhas have fallen?
No matter — just let me flex my fingers a bit, and I shall restore the glory of the Heavenly Court!
Ye Xuan transmigrated into the body of a newborn infant, held in the arms of his nine older sisters, when he suddenly activated the [God-Level Sign-in System]. [Being held by his eldest sister, a vice president of a financial group, sign-in to gain RMB 100,000,000] [Being personally fed medicine by his second sister, a master of healing, sign-in to gain god-level acupuncture skills] [Training with his third sister, a martial arts master, sign-in to gain comprehensive physical enhancement] [Starting a live stream with his fourth sister, a top female anchor in China, sign-in to gain a handsome, otherworldly appearance.] ... Sign-in every day! Ye Xuan signed in for a full eight years in the city! Becoming a billionaire! Extremely wealthy! On Ye Xuan's eighth birthday, his nine sisters were forced into marriage by the family patriarch. Just when everyone was in despair, Ye Xuan jumped down from his eldest sister's arms and said, "You forced my sister into marriage, did you even ask me?"
There are three treasures in the imperial city: Me, my husband and my mother-in-law.
Su Guifei¹ was favoured and envied by countless Imperial consorts in the harem. Chen Wang² grew up with His Majesty showing favouritism to him. However, anyone, who was more or less educated, would sigh with regret and say that this pair of mother and son were sure to come to a bad end in the future.
Ming JiuZhu, who was about to marry Chen Wang: Really? I don’t believe it.
Chen Wang in JiuZhu’s eyes: a beautiful and kindhearted little fairy boy vs. Chen Wang in the eyes of others: His Majesty’s and his favoured consort’s hedonistic son.
JiuZhu often wondered why people always gazed at her and Chen Wang with a ‘you are doomed one way or another’ look. Could this be the ugly side of jealousy?
Aiyah, the hearts of these people are so dirty.
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¹ Guifei – Noble Consort
² Wang – Title given to adult sons of the Emperor.
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Shen Sang was cheated away by his stepmother and sister in his last life and died tragically, experiencing 49 worlds , reborn back to the scene of coaxing.
Although the ancestral baby was not cheated away, it was just disfigured and all black on the Internet, and there was a large amount of liquidated damages to be compensated. There was no choice but to do a side job in the program first.
They left the room empty with six keys, and I added a seventh seat to the sofa in the cafe.
Reborn in 1994, I was splashed with coffee by a runaway bride as soon as I went downstairs!
A die-hard fan of the sitcom, Bruce Lin, wakes up to find himself reborn in the New York apartment building where Friends opened! He stumbles upon Rachel's elopement scene right at the start and even gets the limited-edition "Central Perk Coffee Stain" skin.
No cheat system? No problem! He uses his past life memories and screenwriting skills to infiltrate his old friends' group—helping Joey revise a script to become a hit, and teaching Rachel how to achieve a career comeback! Monica thinks he's meddling too much?
Brucelin: "Since I've been reborn into my favorite sitcom from my past life, my goal is to make it never end!" As the butterfly's wings flutter, I will join the six-person group through their laughter and tears, becoming the indispensable seventh member!
Blood Demon is on Terra's five-star wanted list? What does that have to do with me, Lucifer? If you dare, go and show off to Dukare. I'll take care of your afterlife, no complaints. As a Blood Demon spawning all over the map, Lucifer felt he needed to dispel the rumors! But before he could make a serious break with the Blood Demon, Lucifer decided to get real. "Get some chocolate first." "You think this is all the Blood Demon eats?" "But it's chocolate." "..."
"Excuse me, how can I find a girlfriend under such conditions?"
Coming from a parallel world and completely despairing of the new image, Li Youzhi sent such a question online.
"Try it on the other side."
"It is recommended to reincarnate again."
"To lose weight, run ten kilometers every day, do a hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, and a hundred sit-ups."
Looking at these comments, which were either pertinent or mocking, Li Youzhi took the first step to change.
Several years later, when reporters asked Li Youzhi's fans how they felt about the title of "the most responsible fan on the Internet", the fans were on the verge of tears.
"In the beginning, we just wanted to be fun people and make fools laugh. Who would have thought that he would actually implement all those outrageous suggestions, or even make them even more outrageous!?"
Facing the praise from fans, Li Youzhi expressed modestly;
"I actually don't have any merits. To be able to achieve what I am today is because I just listen to advice!"