A thousand years ago, a game called “Post-Primordial Era” descended into reality, and the planet Deyuan entered the Great Cultivation Era.

In this world overflowing with geniuses like stray dogs and "Children of Fortune" everywhere you look,

Lin Mo was just an utterly ordinary high school senior preparing for the Immortal Cultivation Exam.

No background, no influence — he couldn’t even compete through hard work.

So, between raising fish and fishing, he chose the wooden fish.

Between morality and immorality, he chose virtue.

From that moment on, he knocked on his wooden fish with every "-1", earned virtue and fortune, and lived a laid-back life.

Too low-level before the Immortal Exam?

[You invested virtue points into your cultivation technique — now upgraded to Qi Refining Stage 9.]

Spells too hard to master?

[You invested virtue points into your spell — Heavenly Thunder Curse has reached perfection.]

Your Dao techniques are too plain?

[You invested virtue into a crumbling divine statue, reshaped it with golden light, and gained the divine power Samadhi True Flame.]

…

Lin Mo stretched lazily and looked up at the ruins of the Old Heavenly Court high above the Nine Heavens.

The Heavenly Dao is shattered, all gods and Buddhas have fallen?

No matter — just let me flex my fingers a bit, and I shall restore the glory of the Heavenly Court!

[There is a system, no CP, not invincible, anime world view, private settings, daily text, mainly raising, less fighting]

After waking up from the Cold Dew Earthquake, I found myself in the Pokémon world. My parents took the paparazzi Bao Frosty to work in the bakery, and my younger brothers and sisters rode motorcycle lizards and called me to go to the farm to play...

Okay, okay, my whole family drank Meng Po soup and successfully reincarnated, but I’m the only one who didn’t drink it?

Ding——System 7172765 is reporting in. Is the host bound?

It's just perfect!

[System + Cute Baby + No Outstanding Characters + Superb Experience + Pampered Husband + Non-Female-Dominated World] Su Jin, who transmigrated twice, 'stole' the female lead's system at the beginning and immediately devoured a certain reborn king.

Three years later, upon learning that the infertile Prince Li, who was ineligible for the throne, already had three children, the entire court was in an uproar.

Hearing that her husband had been wounded by the enemy, Su Jin took off her plain clothes and put on her battle robes, then took the enemy's head with a single arrow.

"If she can't even protect her own husband, how can she be the head of the family?"

With a system, he farms and raises children, his career is a mess, but he rises up to become rich overnight in order to marry a prince!

[Male protagonist's perspective]:

In his previous life, the empire was in ruins, his father died with resentment, his mother committed suicide, and he was afflicted with a strange poison, facing constant danger. Before him lay an unkillable chosen one relentlessly pursuing him… behind him were unscrupulous individuals plotting against him, ultimately leading to his tragic death under the protagonist's halo.

Reborn, he secretly plotted and used ruthless methods to make those people pay the price. Little did he know that someone had already cleared away the obstacles for him, protected him, quelled his anger, and warmed his heart.

…

An unkillable transmigrated woman? Su Jin looked at the woman at her feet. You mean this weakling? This is it?

One fatal blow, kill him!

A treacherous traitor from another country? With a wave of my hand, I'll burn him to ashes!

...

She spoiled her husband with her own strength, and no one could harm him in the slightest!

(Both characters are pure in past and present lives, 1V1, heartwarming)

Lin Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and obtains the Death Squad System.

Summon assassins of any gender, nationality, and skin color!

Just then, the school beauty, whom he had lost contact with for many years, called and invited him to start a business together in northern Myanmar. Was he too lonely to go alone?

Lin Chen didn't hesitate at all. If he backed down, would he still be a man?

He immediately told her to buy a plane ticket and go alone!

Of course, you think I'm a person?

I have connections backing me up!

Do you see my brothers with AKs?

We may not have much else, but we have plenty of brothers!

Soldiers on the run! King of Soldiers on the run! God of War on the run! They're as strong as you can imagine!

One hundred elite soldiers? Ten thousand? One hundred thousand! We have as many as you need!

As long as I have money, the whole planet can be my brother!

Get the AK production line running at full capacity!

Bullet production line, fire like mad!

We have the production line for whatever you need!

All fear stems from insufficient firepower.

...

The Golden Triangle is under my, Lin Chen's, sole control!

America, have you prepared your tribute for this year? Otherwise, I might impose a technological blockade!

Sakura Island, you don't want missiles to fall on your territory, do you? My cannons are always ready!

I was an NPC Passerby, and the system told me that my mission was very simple—

1. Become friends with the male protagonist.

2. Block a fatal blow for the male protagonist at critical juncture.

3. Die in the male protagonist’s arms, beautifully reciting pre-written lines, allowing him to gain power-ups amidst his grief and anger, thus enabling him to defeat stronger foes than himself.

The system said that my death would present a tear-jerking scene, after which I could retire.

I nodded, indicating that I fully understood everything.

Then I discovered that the greatest challenge of this quest wasn’t “becoming friends with the male lead” but rather “dying.”

Who could tell me why the speed at which the male protagonist unlocked his abilities was faster than the speed at which I recited my dying words?!

I hadn’t even fallen to the ground yet, and the earth-shattering boss had already been beaten to death by the rampaging male lead!

All I could do was hunker down and wait for my next opportunity to sacrifice myself, but…

Ahh, how did it come to this?! The male protagonist’s power-ups were far quicker than my own dying pace—there really weren’t any chances left for me!

“I absolutely will not allow anyone else to have the chance to harm you… absolutely.”

…Thank you, but seriously, there really isn’t any need to go so far for a mere “friend!” Why does saying this make the male protagonist look even more displeased?!

[Why don’t you check the tags?]

I looked—

And found that after the original “Youngster’s Passion,” another tag appeared: “Feast on Dog Food.”

I stared at it blankly.

What did that mean? How was I supposed to understand this?!

Speaking of, the latest round of “Character Popularity Voting” had unexpectedly landed on the same name as mine…

Wait, does that sound like me?!

Ah?

I really am just a passerby!

Aloof and Naive Female Lead X Outgoing Hidden Schemer Male Lead

[Reading Notes:]

1. Urban Monster Setting, Transmigrating into a Comic. There will be some forum content, but not the main focus.

2. The system’s role is quite significant, and its comedic function is somewhat like that of a roast master.

3. Ability Possession, with a hint of supernatural elements, but should not be considered horror.

4. Pay little attention to the comments section; if you need to contact me about something important, please look at the column.

5. Not quick-transmigration, not quick-transmigration, really not quick-transmigration! I tagged it as transmigration, so don’t get mixed up, T_T

6. All city names used within this work are fictional, including Fuhai City and Qionghai City derived from the manga. Do not associate them with reality.

Emperor God: I am not a god!

Erebus, Lorgar: Yes, yes, you are human!

When the Yellow Skin Cult was developed and promoted, the best-selling item was the Golden Throne Mummy Statue!

Perturabo fights to protect his family!

Conrad Coates is no longer autistic and just wants to commit suicide.

Magnus would lose not one eye but two.

Guilliman looked at his mother who was abducted by the Word Bearers, and his descendants who were wearing pendants decorated with the Yellow Skin Cult!

Angron casually wears the Butcher's Nails.

The God-Emperor said to the abstract Primarchs below: I love you children.

Then he turned around and swung his psychic whip to turn the hung Erebus and Lorgar into spinning tops!

This book is also known as "The Yellow Skin Understands Human Nature", "The Family Harmony of the Primarchs", and "The Story of Erebus's Becoming a God"

"The Word Bearers are here to snatch people again! 》《The Emperor is retiring! 》《Erebus must die! 》

They left the room empty with six keys, and I added a seventh seat to the sofa in the cafe.

Reborn in 1994, I was splashed with coffee by a runaway bride as soon as I went downstairs!

A die-hard fan of the sitcom, Bruce Lin, wakes up to find himself reborn in the New York apartment building where Friends opened! He stumbles upon Rachel's elopement scene right at the start and even gets the limited-edition "Central Perk Coffee Stain" skin.

No cheat system? No problem! He uses his past life memories and screenwriting skills to infiltrate his old friends' group—helping Joey revise a script to become a hit, and teaching Rachel how to achieve a career comeback! Monica thinks he's meddling too much?

Brucelin: "Since I've been reborn into my favorite sitcom from my past life, my goal is to make it never end!" As the butterfly's wings flutter, I will join the six-person group through their laughter and tears, becoming the indispensable seventh member!

Reborn in the millennium, opportunities are everywhere. What do I want to do? Of course I want to be a big star, be admired by fans, and do some business.

This is what Yu Xian, who is in his forties, thought when he returned to his age of 17.

Do you understand the value of bringing celebrities with you? ! ! ! ! ! ! !