One sentence synopsis: The demon prince Perturabo turned into a dog.

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Divideless Chaos Guilliman

Specializing in controlling Tieyong Duo En

(Unlock more gradually...)

No fighting or killing, just eating and drinking (really)

Good news: Lin Wansheng, currently struggling with college applications in New York's Chinatown in 2025, awakens a system. Bad news: This system seems a century too late, firmly believing he's a miner from Stonespring in 1885. Thus, he's forced to perform ancient tasks like "talking to Westerners" and "sparring." But he discovers that the [Physical Tempering] he gains from completing these tasks makes him unstoppable on the football field! When the power of mining is used for collisions, and the agility for dodging rocks is used for tackling, he transforms from a benchwarmer into a star quarterback who shocks the nation! Lin Wansheng doesn't have any grand ambitions to defy fate; he simply finds that life seems to have been suddenly switched to an easy mode by this system, over a hundred years overdue.

The Chinese national football team was tied by a last-minute equalizer, sparking outrage across the country!

Lin Mo accidentally activated the [Strongest Ball God System]!

The game starts with Zidane's god-like ball control, and the system templates can be upgraded infinitely!

Park Ji-sung's tireless running ability? Now it's mine!

[Pirlo's God's-eye view]? Fusion!

[Bati's Violent Heavy Artillery]? Loading!

Asian Cup final, biased refereeing? I stepped on the gas and crashed into him and the whistle, ruining them both!

During a Portuguese league derby, the entire stadium was filled with insults calling China a "Chinese circus."

I led my two brothers to score 5 goals in 22 minutes, which made 50,000 fans turn against me and applaud for me!

His arch-rival, Bruno Fernandes, collapsed to his knees in utter despair!

From then on, the world of football had one more "football madman"!

He can humiliate the captain with the "rainbow dribble" and also dribble past the goalkeeper with the "scorpion kick"!

He was able to lead the national football team to a 10-3 thrashing of Japan and a 7-0 rout of South Korea, lifting the championship trophy at the pinnacle of Asia!

During the interview, I pointed the trophy at the camera:

"Asia is too small to contain me."

"My next goal is the World Cup!"

Ye Lang traveled to the parallel world and obtained the PUBG Nightmare Player System, which made him a nightmare for all players in the PUBG game.

And eliminate other players in the game and complete system tasks can also get nightmare points and other special rewards.

“Ding, get nightmare value +555”

“Ding, get sniper rifle mastery skills”

“Ding, get a Lamborghini sports car”

….

In addition to the game field, the entertainment circle, martial arts circle, and financial circle all have the legend of Ye Lang.

Ye Lang: “Although I can do everything, the biggest advantage is that I am handsome!”

When a person is lucky enough to return to the 1928 New York Mets, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Matthew Ludwig didn’t want to find the answer to that question, leaving only “a time that really is a time of love and hate” that reverberates in the snow.

[Traditional Fantasy] + [No System] + [Lighthearted and Humorous] + [Decisive and Ruthless] Having suffered humiliation since childhood, his spiritual veins remained unawakened, and he endured the cold stares of his clan. By chance, Ye Muchen obtained the Devouring Heaven Creation Tower and cultivated the Devouring Heaven Creation Technique, enabling him to devour all things in the world.

"They've always been women, from the beginning. How could they have been influenced by me?" "They're always saying they'll do anything for their whole lives. Doesn't that sound ridiculous?" "Women are born liars. They say I'm crazy, that I do perverted things to them. How is that possible?" "I'm just a crepe seller. How could I have that ability? That's all the simulators!" On a Tokyo street, a young man, leaning against the wall and clutching his waist, emerged from a basement, looking frail. "Mr. Lu Li, are the online rumors that you're Toyokawa Shoko's dog true? And there's also the rumor that you're two-timing. Can you explain?" "It's not true. Shoko is my dog. Men should stand up, not kneel, understand?" "And... I've never been two-timing. That's a rumor." "Then could you please tell me the truth?" "Of course!" Lu Li cleared his throat. "I've always been two-timing. How could it be two?!"

[The protagonist embarks on a pioneering journey] + [Saving countless lives along the way, I am the true guardian deity]

I was the only one on the entire train taking the Kaituo route, do you think I'm burning up?

I boarded the Star Train, only to find out I was the only honest person there.

Once you step onto the train, you better get down to business, you bastard! Why am I the only one on the pioneering route?!

Very well, then let me lead you to truly explore all realms.

Pam, what do you mean by saying my pioneering spirit can be used as emergency fuel?

[Semi-comedic, please refrain from criticism if you dislike it][Fate fanfiction + JOJO Stand][New author's work][Don't try to think too much, the author is clumsy][No female lead]

Good news: I've been transported to Fate and become a Heroic Spirit.

Bad news: The Master is Ryunosuke

There's no other way, I'll have to find Saber and form an alliance first.

Time: Saber, you're next. Let's form an alliance.

Saber: But I refuse.

As she spoke, Saber walked toward the hour.

Shichen: It's actually walking towards me? It didn't choose to run away, but instead walked towards me?

Saber: How can I beat you up if I don't get closer? Caster.

Time: Roar↗Roar↘ Let's get a little closer.