When Zhang Fan woke up, he found himself sitting on a rotating chair and became a mentor on The Voice of China.

At this moment, a very stylishly dressed woman was singing a rap on the stage: "Pale yellow long skirt, fluffy hair, holding my hand while we look at the latest oil paintings... Just treat it as a dream, even after waking up I'm still very moved..."

And for some reason he turned the chair around.

Host: "Teacher Zhang Fan, may I ask why you turned around? Do you really appreciate this contestant's rap?"

Zhang Fan: ???

Host: "Please comment on this student!"

Zhang Fan usually just goes to KTV to sing, so how could he know any music commentary? He doesn't even know the musical notation. But fortunately, he is very familiar with the program "The Voice of China" and directly said a very classic sentence: Dear student, please tell us your dream.

[The male protagonist of this book is not a good person. He is ruthless and decisive in achieving his goals, and is an egoist. In order to survive in this world full of malice (or perhaps that's how it is), he has no choice but to wear women's clothing, create one disguise after another, and continuously harvest the emotional value of the chosen ones.]

[Green tea] [Innocent lotus] [Scheming] [Crossdressing] [Vest] [Behind the scenes]

Yu Xiaofei (the protagonist), who was living a peaceful life, was hit by a car after get off work one day. When he regained his senses, like many of his predecessors, he arrived in another world with a small ball of light called the Emotion System. He became a child adopted by an old monk. In order to survive in this cruel world, he had no choice but to wear women's clothes and take the name Yu Xiaowan. He constantly maneuvered among various chosen ones to gain emotion points.

Yu Xinghai: Xiaowan is the purest girl I have ever met, and I will spend my whole life protecting her.

Ye Fan: I will protect Xiaowan's smile. Any man who has designs on Xiaowan will regret being born. Cough cough, except for me.

Long Chen: Xiao Wan, I offer you the position of Empress with this vast empire as my dowry. Are you willing?

...

Yu Xiaofei: What does Yu Xiaowan's emotional debt have to do with me, Yu Xiaofei?

[Two strong leads + two male protagonists + yandere + metaphysics + entertainment industry + silly + sweet romance]

After dying in a car accident, Jian Ran, a top-tier expert in metaphysics and a madman, was bound to a system.

I was transmigrated into a melodramatic romance novel and became a substitute cannon fodder.

then,

Domineering CEO A: "He's back. I advise you to pack your bags and leave tonight. Here's a check for you to fill out however you like."

Jian Ran, "?" After all this time of exorcising ghosts and warding off evil spirits, you finally know to pay?!

Supermodel B: "Don't covet my eight-pack abs or beg for my mercy. You're nothing but a stand-in!!"

Jian Ran, “?” Bro, turn around and say hi to the ghost leaning on your shoulder?

International competitor C: "The only one who can stand shoulder to shoulder with me on the podium is him. Who do you think you are?!"

Jian Ran: "?" Be careful when overtaking on the curve, the vengeful seed is right in front of you.

Despite being universally disliked in the entertainment industry and subjected to a barrage of insults from haters, this perennial flop nicknamed "Jian Jianjian" has found a unique path by appearing on variety shows through fortune-telling.

The inn, nestled deep in the mountains, had strange guests—their faces were deathly pale, and they exuded an eerie aura.

The guests screamed in fright, but Jian Ran remained calm, holding the talisman. "Hey, finally back to my old profession."

The motto of Jian Ge, a fantasy master in the entertainment industry: I am born with a sharp tongue and a mean-spirited nature. If I can't have it easy, no one else can!

Suddenly one day, a certain aloof and arrogant guest pinned her against the wall that very night.

With a magnetic and alluring voice: "I've heard of your motto."

Jian Ran: "? And then?"

The actor's eyes concealed a fanatical madness: "I want to live a good life with you."

Jian Ran: "Put down the chains first!"

This is the story of an old unlucky person who became a Hilichurl.

The full title of this book is "Having Just Transmigrated into a Hilichurl, I Decide to Infiltrate a Human City and Begin My Leisurely Daily Life".

P.S.: This book is also known as "The Hilichurl's Counterattack," "About Me, Transmigrated into a Hilichurl," and "Is It a Mistake for a Hilichurl to Become the President of the Largest Merchant Guild in Another World?"

Tags: Genshin Impact, Teyvat, Hilichurls, game fan art.

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[A lighthearted and entertaining fantasy novel with a witty and refreshing writing style, focusing on plot and not being too serious]

The third year of Zhenge was a peaceful and auspicious year for the Great Qi.

The chaotic and complex capital of the Great Qi Dynasty was like a spider web.

As a sophisticated schemer, Yu Qian chooses to flirt with the spider's web, walk on the edge of a knife, and dodge left and right.

He always held one belief: to survive in this cannibalistic world, you need brains, guts, and... shady tactics.

On the fourth day of the sixth month, Yu Qian entered the Dali Temple.

He wore a flying eagle robe, a black gauze hat, and a broadsword at his waist.

Having activated a minor cheat code, Yu Qian felt his future was bright.

Until he discovered that the women he knew were increasingly bizarre, powerful, and perverted...

P.S.: I bring Zhiwen to study character design and plot.

P.S.: The plot is like exquisite silk, with each link woven into the next, ensuring both quality and a captivating storyline!

P.S.: This is a small harem story with non-stereotypical characters. Each female lead will be developed into a fully fleshed-out character.

P.S.: The title is a bit off, but the content is guaranteed.

What is Kung Fu? A showcase or a killing technique? Or a scam brewed during the Three Thousand Years Cold War and countless private conflicts among the people?

It’s time to put an end to this war.

“If you are invincible, what will happen?”

Su Xiaocai has been here for ten years since she traveled from a more technologically advanced interstellar space.

In that world, foreign invaders were constantly at war, and as a frontline soldier, I rarely saw any greenery.

This fostered Su Xiaocai's love for growing vegetables and trees.

She vowed to become the best farmer and stay away from the battlefield.

Student: Who is piloting this mech that's dancing in the field?

Upon hearing the rumors, the teacher rushed over: "Not bad, he's a promising talent."

With a stroke of his pen, the principal decided to transfer her to the Mecha Department.

Traveling through the Tang Dynasty, he became Li Kuan, a man who was not loved by his parents, and obtained a private money system.

The fewer people who discover your secret money, the more crops and rewards you can get.

Li Kuanxin was not interested in competing for the throne, but only in enjoying his daily life, so he tried his best to hide the fact that he was a first-generation rich man.

Until one day, the playful little Sizi broke into his secret treasure land.

"Wow, second brother, you have so much food here. My mouth is watering."

"Hey, second brother, the guard next to you looks like the great master who saved Sizi back then."

"Second brother, why does this old doctor make Sizi feel like he saved me before?"

With the exposure of Xiao Sizi, the life of a salted fish legend is finally exposed to the world's view...

Reborn as a country boy in a small village in Busan, South Korea, I am old-fashioned and slovenly.

But once I undergo a magnificent transformation, I'll dazzle your titanium alloy eyes in no time!

A country boy plunged headlong into the entertainment industry and has been soaring ever since!

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The ancient gods whispered in your ear: "Wake up! My witch!"

The ancient gods whispered in your ear: "Open your will! Enlightenment comes to you!"

The ancient gods whispered in your ear: "Come on, have fun. Anyway, there is plenty of time."

Qin Song woke up one day and turned into a one-eyed little octopus containing the remaining essence of the ancient gods. In the beautiful girl's dream, he became the embodiment of power and wisdom, love and justice, leading a group of awakened witches to set off a craze of black technology of the ancient gods in the era of hegemony among the gods.

PS: This article is about happy farming, also known as "The Glorious Years of Tentacle Monsters".