Not long after Ning Wan was ‘banished’ to a rural neighbourhood by Zhengyuan Law Firm headquarters, a second victim was exiled to join her.
Vivacious, tall, handsome, a complete gentleman, he exuded the unique aura…
…of a character likely to die off-screen in a historical drama. Were he to become a community lawyer, he would surely end up berated by middle-aged aunties until he cried a river and came to doubt life. He was a big, silly softie, a newbie easy to pick on!
Ning Wan decided that she would beat this poor neglected novice into shape—
“Fu Zheng, isn’t it? Newcomers here must be obedient and discerning.”
“When I dig a pit, you’ll fill it in. When I eat meat, you’ll drink the broth. When I head east, you can’t head west. In short, consider me your God in this remote wilderness beyond the reach of the government.”
Although a little silly, the newbie was handsome, obedient, and tactful. She developed a soft spot for him and decided to impart the ultimate skills she had cultivated for a lifetime: how to shift the blame; how to loaf on the job; how to pay lip service to the boss.
She was very sincere, holding nothing back—
“Truthfully, my unique skills are not without cost. I advise you to like me as soon as possible. Let me analyze the advantages and disadvantages of liking me…”
That big, silly softie, Fu Zheng, succumbed to her coercion and temptation. From that day on, he devoted himself to Ning Wan.
Half a year later, Ning Wan attended the annual meeting at headquarters. There, she was introduced to the new senior partner…
A vivacious, tall, handsome gentleman.
“Hello everyone, I’m Fu Zheng,” he grinned. “I joined this firm to get rid of the bad atmosphere, such as: shifting the blame, loafing on the job, and paying lip service to the boss…”
‘Fu Zheng, you—! Goddammit! This is fraud!’
He transmigrated to the world of Uncle Nine, a time of warlord conflicts and rampant evil, and became a disciple of the Maoshan Sect.
He possessed exceptional talent, but was born with a penchant for giving up, gradually becoming a loser looked down upon by his fellow apprentices.
While teetering on the brink of being eliminated from the sect, the "Salty Fish System" is activated...
Announcement: This novel will begin its reverse V chapters on November 24th, 2023, starting with Chapter 33. A 10,000-word update will be released on that day. There are drafts available, and updates are ongoing. Thank you for your support! Jiang Wanning unexpectedly dies and is reborn in the cultivation world. He painstakingly cultivates from a down-on-his-luck boy into a powerful figure. However, just as he is about to ascend, he is struck by lightning and dies, losing all his cultivation and being reborn as a pitiful, unloved prince of the Great Chen Dynasty. Just as he's had enough of the cold palace and is contemplating escaping, a glowing screen suddenly appears above the Great Chen Kingdom. Everyone looks up and sees the face of a person from the future on the screen. The streamer's first live broadcast: 【The Divine Emperor Zhao, whose divine virtue shines brightly, illuminating eternity, surpassing the achievements of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, unmatched by any emperor of later generations!】 【His name—Xiao Linyuan!】 Everyone is shocked. Jiang Wanning: Pretty impressive, but why does that name sound so familiar? Then I think… that's… my name from this life?! [Before the brothel gates, the gentleman remains silent; farewell, strangers for a hundred lifetimes] [If not for Jingde's edict to quell the rebellion, the orchids and chrysanthemums would have long since intertwined] [A fortune can't buy a bowl of white rice porridge] [The rebel's dying words were: It's raining, time to go home and harvest wheat?] [Gossip: How fierce is the First Queen of the Northern Frontier in battle?]… As each live stream continued, history was spoiled more and more, and the people of Da Chen went from shock and numbness to watching the spectacle. Only Jiang Wanning: Did my toes dig out a palace today? Not yet, but soon. Since the live stream started, Jiang Wanning's inner thoughts were: #Today is another day of being bombarded with compliments. #Aren't you going to shut up today? Then I can only shut myself up!
(The story is set after the events of *Eyes of Heaven*, where the JoJos fall into a strange space and are unexpectedly drawn into a world mixed with slice-of-life anime. What follows is the story of the JoJos causing trouble in these slice-of-life anime. For readers unfamiliar with the *Eyes of Heaven* storyline, this can be understood as an ending where all characters from parts 1-8 survive.) They finally defeat "Heavenly Dio," but after Dio's death, the timeline seems to have taken a strange turn due to everyone's battle. Jotaro Kujo: "...What's going on?" Looking at the skyscrapers in front of him that are completely different from his memories, and the fact that it's 2018, everything seems so unfamiliar. However, Jotaro later discovers that he's not the only one; many others have also been unexpectedly caught up in this "farce." Jonathan: "In short...is this another parallel world...?" Joseph: "Oh! NO! What on earth is going on?!" Jotaro: "...Yare yare thief!"
[Lotus Above Peach Below] [Lotus and Peach CP] [Slightly angsty]
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Clutching the empty Fontainebleau bottle, Hu Tao staggered and crashed into Funina's cabin door. Before Funina could speak, she threw herself into her arms, reeking of alcohol.
Funina instinctively held her waist, and before she could speak, a kiss with a sweet, wine-like scent landed on her lips. It wasn't gentle, even a little clumsy, and Hu Tao's nose brushed against her cheek. "Funina," she buried her face in the other's neck, her voice muffled yet exceptionally clear, "I... like you... Fufu."
Funina's fingers froze. She was used to Hu Tao's fussiness and dependence, but she never imagined that this intimacy would turn into a confession. The words stuck in her throat, and looking at the expectant eyes of the person in her arms, she didn't know whether to nod or shake her head.
After waiting for a while without receiving a response, Hu Tao slowly straightened up. She saw the hesitation in Funina's eyes, and the astonishingly bright look in them instantly dimmed. She didn't say another word, but simply loosened her grip on the wine bottle, turned around, gently closed the door, and let her footsteps fade into the distance without looking back.
Another name.
"Fou, You Smell So Good!"
He is a knight walking in the darkness, challenging the invincible with a mortal body. He is the nemesis of evil, and no sin under the night can escape his punishment. He is a superhero in Gotham City who upholds his own justice and adheres to the principle of no killing. He is… Lee Wayne: I don't care who he is, it can't be me! I don't want to play Batman!!! System: I'll give you money!!! Lee Wayne: Hmm, playing a part isn't out of the question… An ordinary second-generation rich kid transmigrates to the world of Hong Kong variety shows, and with the support of the system's money, is willingly made to play the Dark Knight of Hong Kong. Lee Wayne: You think I'm playing Batman? No, I'm just raking in the system's gold coins. System: Hmm, you've already raked in all the gold coins, so going up to the next difficulty shouldn't be a problem, right? Joker, Rashomon, Bane, Two-Face…
That body, resembling an inflatable doll costume, conceals a surge of immense power. Its dark eyes reveal a terrifying depth and evil. Within its comically vibrant form lies a power beyond human comprehension and resistance. Fall Guys, the guardian of girls and Tokyo's most powerful supernatural being, is a shadowy, expressionless, round creature. "Although I hunt sneaky creatures and slay demons, I know I'm still a lovable Fall Guy." "Of course, besides supernatural, I occasionally play the role of a weirdo, like giving a new knight a hard time." "What's it to me if girls like me? I'm just a Fall Guy. What does Shura Field have to do with me?" Determined to achieve ultimate victory, Fall Guys joins the hunt. Normally a delinquent, he transforms into a towering monster at night, conquering supernatural forces. Fall Guys Tokyo is a grand series! Extremely raw, just enough to entertain you. The true synopsis: In a world of entertainment to death, this story uses raw themes to tell a moving story.
Programmer Su Hao mistakenly sent his love confession to the company's female president. The female president called him to the office. Unexpectedly, she agreed to be his girlfriend on the spot and had to get a certificate from him.
Handsome men and beauties, please fasten your seat belts when you get on the bus. The bus is off.
Getting married right from the start, this dating reality show is something else.
One of them aims to break out of the industry and become the first Chinese actor to debut in H country, while the other is tasked with boosting the group's popularity.
that's all.
Two people who had no connection at all became connected through this virtual couple reality show...
(Original title: Jujutsu Kaisen: All the Naturally Curly-Haired People Are Good) The protagonist of the neighboring drama, Sakata Gintoki, reincarnated into the film crew after filming wrapped. How can we, with such different art styles, get along harmoniously? You know, naturally curly hair doesn't mean someone is bad, but straight hair is a total jerk! Answer: Make everyone else's art style Gintama-like. 1. Gintoki's main trait is easygoing, but he immediately faces the infamous, large-scale, feudal, prime-time drama family, the Zenin family. However, without realizing it, everyone becomes a stalker. Gintoki: Let's just rename it the Stalker Training Base. 2. After starting high school, Gintoki's main trait is kicking everyone's bento boxes away. But he ends up doing a huge pile of bento boxes while complaining.