[Lighthearted and humorous][Purely entertaining][Super socially conscious][Mischievous little devil][Alternate history][Archaeological elements][Little girlfriend][No nagging, no stifling, stifling is the author's fault][Super satisfying]

My name is Li Xiao, the "Xiao" in "arrogant".

Li Er: You unfilial son, you've gone too far...

Huh? Old Deng? You yelled at me? Hang it on the Taiji Hall.

Changsun Wuji: Your Majesty, I beg for the removal of Princess Changle on behalf of my son…

Huh? Uncle? He's after my sister? Incestuous relations? He's got a damn good reputation.

Cheng Yaojin: Your Majesty, waaaaah, my old ox, missing his deceased wife, jumped off a cliff and committed suicide yesterday.

Huh? Brother Cheng? The ox is dead again? I'll take it and hang it in the Taiji Hall first, so it won't bother me anymore.

Empress Zhangsun: Xiao'er, you little rascal, are you up to your old tricks again?

Huh? Me? Holy crap?

"Oh my, my dearest mother, I've missed you so much! You must be tired from walking. Let me give you a massage."

I, Cui Ming, Storm One of EDF.

007 has been fighting giant creatures for five years without rest, and has reincarnated at least 20 times.

Originally, he chased the Star Islanders to a world full of blocks, but now he has traveled through time again.

Wait! Why is the Earth Defense Force here so weak? ! Is this hell mode!

Hey? Do we actually have a big daddy? So this is easy mode? !

Wait! Why do you Ultramen want to give me a transformation device? Don’t you have your own human body?

.....

Beidou: Vice Captain! Calm down! Yamanaka is going to be stunned by you! (Laughing wildly)

Tou Kotaro: What are we going to eat today?

Fengyuan: Captain, are we going to continue fighting even though the aliens are already dead?

Hikari: I’m just a scientist, I don’t have the power they have. So Cui Ming! Let’s merge now! Lend me your power!

Yabo people: Any creature with normal emotions will feel pity when seeing a creature being attacked and crying out in pain, but Storm One won't! He's even laughing!

If the Ultraman world had Storm One, if the EDF world had Ultraman...

Traveling through a parallel world, Lu Bai became an 18th-tier celebrity. With his outstanding looks, superb absolute pitch, and countless classic hits, Lu Bai thought his star journey would be smooth, but he didn't expect strange things to happen to him one after another. Selling rock sugar, he caught a group of drug dealers. Eating a pancake during a morning run, a Class A wanted criminal who had been on the run for more than 20 years showed up at his door. Going fishing, he could also run into a murderer. He became famous inexplicably. Next, he casually read a novel, and the author of the novel turned out to be a spy, and a spy organization was destroyed. He casually changed hotels and ran into two unlucky nationals.

[Silly Sculpture + Playing with Memes + Single Female Lead + Sweet Story + Entertainment + Romance Variety Show + System]

Ji Feng traveled through a parallel world and was pulled by the company to participate in the love variety show "Love Loading" on the toilet channel. At the same time, the system was activated!

A dating variety show? Even dogs wouldn’t…shoot it! They’re shooting a high-traffic “sweet” dating variety show!

Partnering with the hidden Sichuan and Chongqing actress Shen Xiazhi, she is known as the program crew's ghost.

Other guest couples have forced personalities, are pretentious, pretend to be sweet, and have scripted romances.

Ji Feng and Shen Xiazhi are a pair who retreat when they encounter difficulties, give up halfway, complain about everything, and stay up late!

Evaluate your partner?

Shen Xiazhi: "Ji Feng is a person with no special features, but he has his own characteristics."

Monsoon: "A skinny little milk dragon, called Agumon for short, but can mega evolve into Kawana Tyrannosaurus!"

What’s your attitude towards filming the show?

Monsoon: "You yearn for poetry and distant places, while we prefer laziness and arrogance!"

Shen Xiazhi: "Put aside your desire to help others, or you will get breast nodules!"

Interaction between couples on the show?

Shen Xiazhi: "At this very second, there are at least 200,000 people hugging each other and 60,000 people kissing each other in the world, and yet you are wearing stockings on your head in the game Rush B! What a pervert."

Monsoon: "If you want to eat a mouthful, just say so."

The next second, Shen Xiazhi: "Hmm~~"

Audience: "Buy it! Scripted romance variety shows are just for fun! Are Ji Feng and Shen Xiazhi serious? CS!!!"

If we tell them all, we'll have a chance to transform too! ?

Yu Xing originally thought it was a joke, but after singing it seriously, he found himself in the world of Super Sentai and became Basque, who had not yet met Red. In order to return to Earth and for his own sense of justice, Basque decided to collect keys while fighting against cruelty.

(This is the first time the author has written a book. Because I like the team and there are some things in my mind that I want to write down for everyone to see, the writing may be a little poor, so please bear with me.)

Liu Ji was summoned to another world as a hero.

But his luck seemed to be bad, and he landed in the wilderness.

In order to survive, he turned into a potato without the ability to survive in the wild.

A potato growing in the wild.

Every day, it performs photosynthesis while absorbing nutrients from the earth.

It absorbs the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and gathers the essence of all things.

Then, it stayed in the soil for thousands of years.

As a result, because there was no hero, this unfortunate world was successfully destroyed.

With his eyes closed and opened, Matthew traveled through time with his full-level account of "Invincible Goddess OL" and became the only male god in the God Realm.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let us congratulate the Vanilla Goddess and her team of heroes for defeating the Demon King and successfully saving thousands of people in another world!"

After the celebration, they came behind the scenes. The vanilla-scented goddess blushed and handed out a thick book: "Master Matthew, thank you for your protection. This is my new photo album. Please be sure to collect it." Down!"

Matthew: "..."

PS: This book is also known as "Maximum Level Boss in the God Realm", "All Demon Kings Know I'm Strong, Only the Goddess Doesn't", "I'm Not a Photo Collecting Fan", "You Can Go Back After Defeating the Demon King, but Ma "Choose not to repair"...

This book is also known as "The cycle of muddling and lying down never ends, but I am always the champion"

When I was 18, I used the "science fiction movie" Hazard experience card given by the Northern Myanmar system to beat up Barcelona.

After joining Barcelona, ​​the "science fiction film" instantly turned into a "slide show"!

He’s cheating, but Hazard is still a Real Madrid limited edition.

Charles: "Even though I play football for my brothers and mentors, I earn a huge salary and I'm at Barcelona but my heart is at Real Madrid, I'm a good person."

"And, most importantly, give me back the Ballon d'Or!"

In an accident while rushing to the sea, Jin Hai entered Tianyang Star and obtained a very strange system. With Goldfinger, Jin Hai originally wanted to sleep every day, eat seafood, and pick up beautiful women, but he didn't want things to backfire. When you have a certain When you have the ability, it means that your responsibility will be infinitely magnified As Jin Hai's curiosity is slowly seduced by the treasure hunt again and again, coupled with the fact that he has a violent wife who is so diligent that Jin Hai is about to collapse, Tianyangxing, a huge secret related to all mankind, is slowly being revealed. Unveil. Going to the sea, fishing, treasure hunting, black technology, aliens, no one is missing!

Shi Mu transmigrated into a manga filled with passion, suspense, and horror. As a charismatic, busty, and slender female villain, everyone who met her wanted a late-night chat with her. In the end, she was sold abroad by the corrupted boss. Time rewinds to ten years ago, when 17-year-old Shi Mu first met the relatively innocent big boss. The boy squinted in the sunlight and asked her name. She stammered, "Shi Mu..." After a moment's thought, she added, "Male." "..." In this world where romance is primary and plot secondary, only a boy can protect himself. However, she didn't expect that one night the big boss would suddenly say to her, "I want to be the top. If you make me happy, I might let you be the bottom occasionally." "??????" What the hell are you talking about?! To avoid being exposed to the sun, Shi Mu hid her gender, worked hard to build abs, dedicated herself to tanning, and developed herself in all aspects of life, but ultimately— "You're really beautiful," the boss smiled wickedly. Shi Mu: QAQ Little bro, what's wrong with you?! A Miao witch villain X an unapproachable big shot. Warning: The female lead is disguised as a boy; this isn't a typical slice-of-life school story, so please don't try to find historical accuracy. If you enjoy "Transmigrating Before the Big Shot's Dark Turn," please recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!