A crossover of Cursed series, Bungou Stray Dogs, plus a bit of Dream-Colored Patissier (just background, don't worry if you haven't read it), HE (Happy Ending).

The author is a newbie and has limited writing skills, so please bear with me, my darlings! ♡♡♡

Reading manual:

This story is also known as "The Strongest Man Who Might Be Single Forever Suddenly Gets a Girlfriend."

The characters may have off-screen moments, the plot may occasionally go awry, and as a new writer, my writing skills are limited, so please keep your imagination running wild~

There aren't many battles; the main focus is on tearing up brain-destroying plans, with occasional sweet slice-of-life moments.

My CP is that silly cat (5t5)

Main text:

What's it like to run a popular dessert shop in Yokohama?

Thanks for the invitation. I'm currently in Tokyo and just finished exorcising a cursed spirit.

At first, I just wanted to be a pastry chef quietly, but I accidentally attracted a silly cat...

"Boss, another serving of Xijiufu, super sweet~~" The white-haired man with the eye patch leaned over the counter, grinning like a troubled child.

Someone: ... (Silently pushes on the dessert and hides the dessert card in his hand)

#Regarding the incident of being forced to take on a part-time job after refusing a college teaching position (definitely not because of her looks!)#

#Yokohama's unofficial jujutsu community is also saving the world today (just kidding) by making desserts (darling~ today I'm making extra thick cream strawberry daifuku too)#

#A certain white-haired teacher: Mission reward? The life of the strongest sorcerer, how about that? Not bad, right? o(＊＾▽＾＊)o♪

My name is Jiang Shouyun, I am 17 years old, a student of Shilan Middle School, and yes, I am also a retired god of death.

I finish school at six o'clock every day, torture Bao Mingfei in the Internet cafe, and get home on time at eight o'clock.

After returning home, do two hours of Su Zhenhe meditation, go to bed at ten o'clock in the evening, drink a cup of hot milk before going to bed, and ensure a full eight hours of sleep without any fatigue or stress.

Tutoring Su Xiaoqiang every weekend, deftly defuses the rich woman's confessional offensive, and at the same time ensures that the sponsor is in a happy mood.

My dream is to maintain a stable life, and even my Zanpakutō says I'm normal.

Until that day, I sat in that Maybach at the invitation of Chu Zihang. The guy who called himself "God" stood in front of us with a tree branch and an eight-legged horse, and wanted to give us eternal life and strength. …

"Everything will return to its proper place. How arrogant is it that a mere false god dares to speak so brazenly about eternal life?"

Jiang Shouyun took off his plain glasses, crushed them quietly in his hands, and pushed back his wet hair, revealing his red-gold eyes.

The broken jade shone with a deep blue light, and the Zanpakutō eagerly desired to kill gods with great joy.

"Whether it's you, me, or the gods, no one has been at the top from the beginning, but the window period for the Throne of Heaven is about to end."

"From now on, I will stand on the throne."

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This is a story about a wage earner who combines the power of Death, Hollow, and Dragon to become a boss from today on, squeezing others to work for him.

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PS: If you have not read "Death", it will not affect your reading. The power systems of the two worlds will be integrated and there will be no regrets. Readers can read with confidence.

The WeChat group leader traveled to the Qing Dynasty with a tablet, and we guided him to usurp the throne.

He died! I traveled to his body and became the new group leader, replacing everything he had.

That year, my first love, Cixi and Ci'an, were both young and beautiful, and my sister-in-law was extremely beautiful.

Under the guidance of group friends, I embarked on the road of usurping the Qing Dynasty like a scumbag. My waist hurts!

On that day, Kamiyama Tendō learned about his life experience.

The warrior who slays demons and defends the way, the aristocratic family with a thousand-year heritage, these things that only exist in storybooks, broke into his life.

Just when he was in a state of panic, the man-eating monster, known as the Kamen Rider, also unreasonably tore his three views apart and turned the world into something unfamiliar to him.

Kamiyama Tendō: So it ends here, right? This world, shouldn’t get worse, right?

Kamiyama Taiji: No, my good grandson, in fact, you are not an earthling at all.

Kamiyama Tendō: ?

Kamiyama Taiji: Me neither.

Kamiyama Tendō: ? ? ? ? ? ?

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Before a journey reaches its destination, its process is full of meaning, and no one knows what kind of destination it will eventually lead to.

Everything starts with the figure that turned into a dragon in the burning shrine.

[All-around romance + fierce competition + a girl who hates trouble + strong protagonists + happy ending]

[The rating just came out and it will probably go up. Leave lots of comments and ratings, and there's a chance you'll get an extra chapter! Love you!]

[Jujutsu Kaisen fan fiction]

Gojo Satoru: He offered the best all-around cooking guidance and used his good looks to his advantage → but ended up with a disastrous meeting in person, where the other person left with the words "I like women" and then vanished.

Ms. Kamo: The strongest = trouble, and I hate trouble.

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Xia Youjie: A black-haired, cunning man who has been by her side for years, meticulously tending to her online farm → receives the reply, "My brother can support me for life," shattering her fragile heart into pieces.

Ms. Kamo: I'm serious.

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Noriyuki Kamo: The simple-minded younger brother works hard just to become his older sister's lifelong meal ticket → He has the meal ticket, but the relationship is not quite right.

Ms. Kamo: My baby is so good.

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Yuta Otsu: The skinny boy transforms into a scheming little green tea, and even keeps her handkerchief, cautiously asking, "Does senpai still remember me?" → Basically doesn't remember.

Ms. Kamo: Tokyo High School Boy, I replied.

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Zenji Naoya: A ruthless young nobleman makes a love confession late at night, saying, "If you're so capable, lock me up again." → He was actually locked up.

Ms. Kamo: I've never heard of such a request.

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Only the villain, who wanted to cause trouble, was left alone in the night, smoking and sighing: If he can't get Xia Youjie and can't kill Jia Mao Cangshu, can this villain's script still continue?

Warnings: The female lead is strong but hates trouble, has a slightly skewed sense of right and wrong, the plot involves a butterfly effect, all characters survive, there are personal settings, and apologies for any out-of-character moments.

The new story of Professor Shuming and the Great Demon King “After Engagement with Mr. Shen” has been opened, so please pay attention to it!

Yu Xingtu, who lived in the countryside since childhood, finally went to the city to fulfill his marriage contract.

The Yu family looked down on her as a country bumpkin, and her fiancé and younger sister had a crush on her.

The old lady said: Our wealthy family pays the most attention to face and image. You are not allowed to say that you have something to do with Wei Nuan outside.

At this, she sneered——

The God of Tea, who is crazily supported by her countless fans, the buildings and shopping malls in several large areas are waiting for rent collection. Isn’t it nice to be a cold and rich woman?

So, she caught a man——

“You won’t suffer a loss if you marry me. If you get divorced in the future, you will be compensated for a small villa of 300 square meters, 20 million.”

After getting married, she discovered that the man who was arrested was actually a big boss. Not only did he not want a divorce, but he also wanted to be a charterer for the rest of his life…

After Mr. Lu found out that his wife was actually a charter woman in several high-end areas, he was shocked, and later——

The thing Mr. Lu is most proud of is that his wife takes care of him!

Mr. Lu’s happiest thing is to give his wife money and let her take care of him!

Ms. Yu: This hole is too big…

Han Tae Hyun accidentally traveled through time 17 years later...

Daughters: We're teammates, yet you're all thinking about my dad?

Daughter: Senior, can I be your stepmother?

A certain tycoon's wife and ex-girlfriend: You can't be together! She's my stepdaughter!

The president of an entertainment company and his younger brother: Um… Bro… Can you just call me by my title in the company… I have to save face too…

One day, Orikasa Hiroyoshi, now a member of the "True Sake" organization at the Blacksmith Company, finds an unknown app on his phone. He then learns that his world is a manga world. Looking at the manga's ending, Orikasa Hiroyoshi falls into deep thought; as a member of the organization, his fate seems unlikely to be any better. So he tries to rewrite the ending. But things seem to be going in the wrong direction. He crouches down in front of Conan, trying to intimidate him: "Kudo Shinichi..." Conan hesitates for a moment: "Teacher, please just call me Conan outside. It'll be dangerous if suspicious people see me." Orikasa Hiroyoshi, the suspicious person... He stands before Matsuda Jinpei and Hagiwara Kenji.

Ai Qianqian picked up an injured man and went home.

A certain man not only used her, ate her, and lived with her, but in the end he got naked and climbed onto her crib!

Ai Qianqian roared with a blushing face, “Ji Tianqi, as far as it is forever, you can roll as far as you can!” A certain man began to roll in her small bed.

Ai Qianqian got a nosebleed with anger.

One day, Ai Qianqian saw news about the upcoming wedding of the president of the Ji Group on TV, but why did the man on TV and the enchanting man in their family not only have the same name, but also look exactly the same? !

A certain man knelt in front of her with a ring, “In order to repay the queen for her acceptance during this period, I decided to accept it with my own body.”

Ai Qianqian had a nosebleed again: “Go away, I have someone I like…”

A certain male evildoer hooked his lips: “It doesn’t matter, anyway, I will depend on you in this life!”

Cheng Xi returns to 2010 and decides to change her application to the Film Academy, but is only assigned to the Management Department.

Having nothing, he started by making short videos.

Step by step, he became a director and a capitalist...

From then on, Dilraba and Gulnazar were in his arms, while Sweetie and chubby Bing were by his side.

There are also many promising young actresses who have grown up in the industry: Zhou Ye, Xiao Tian, ​​and Ziyi...

Acquiring the Mahua FunAge group, acquiring Chinese websites, rescuing video websites, developing Honor of Kings, entering the short video market...

Now in charge of entertainment, he began to crush this rotten entertainment industry.

Reshape a new era of art and literature!

(P.S.: This article is also known as "Chinese Entertainment: Enlightenment from Two Beauties in the Western Regions" and "Chinese Entertainment: Starting with Changing College Applications as a Director")