You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

I know Nine Suns, but I am really not a master!

I can drop the eighteen palms of the dragon, but I am really not a master!

I will move things a lot, but I am really not a master!

But I’m really not a master!

High school student Bai Lin was reborn in another world, playing with the system to dominate the martial arts, but the first exercise the system gave was: Sunflower Collection? ? ?

Nima, should you become a eunuch before becoming a master of martial arts?

In some desolate place, a group of systems surrounded a beautiful young girl...

Asuka (looking blankly): What is a human body? We are both system consciousness entities, so why are you creating a human body for me?

The systems sighed repeatedly: Although we are all consciousness entities and it is only a matter of time before we become systems, your consciousness entity has a defect.

Creating a human body for you is merely a way to transport you to a lower-dimensional world and fill in the emotional gaps you lack.

Asuka the girl: I don't understand?

All the systems: Whether you understand or not, go in!

......

By a twist of fate, Shimizu Asuka wakes up in the dimension where Nohara Shinnosuke lives.

Misae Nohara: Oh, Xiangxiang, how many minutes do you bake the beef pancakes you taught me to make yesterday?

Shinnosuke Nohara: Asuka-neechan, would you... be my bride?

Hiroshi Nohara: Koko, could you please brew some more fruit wine? Our company's chairman seems to really like it.

(Note 1: This is a Crayon Shin-chan fanfiction. The writing style is closer to the characters' personalities in the anime, so some parts may seem childish. Please don't take it too seriously, thank you.)

(Note 2: This article will include plot elements from the Crayon Shin-chan movie, so there will be some time travel and fantasy themes in some settings, but not too many. These will be marked in advance. You can skip this part if you don't like this kind of plot.)

Take a bowl, fill it with soil, count one, two, three, four, five. Plant a toad and it becomes a train, plant a soybean and it becomes a tiger. Cultivate a skillful craft, enjoy a lifetime of happiness without suffering. There are 360 ​​paths in life, but who rules each road? That carpenter is skilled, his ink lines divide yin and yang with a flick of his finger, his mortise and tenon joints subdue the eight directions. This blacksmith is capable, his furnace roars with iron fire, his hammer strikes a thousand times, splitting dawn and dusk. There's also a tailor with great ambition, his every thread shaping the world, his needle determining yin and yang. And then there's the cook with a ruthless heart, his iron stove burning like hell, his blade wielding wind and thunder, his bones as fuel. In Wansheng Prefecture, a thousand people, a thousand faces, ten thousand lives, ten thousand changes. Zhang Laifu stands in the sea of ​​people, laughing triumphantly, "Come on, follow me and enjoy happiness!"

Traveling through the Ming Dynasty, Tang Ding wanted to be an idle prodigal son, but he had a prodigal father! At the beginning, his family property was lost, he was in debt, and was even falsely accused of rebellion. In order to support his beautiful wife at home, Tang Ding had no choice but to stand up and start the plan to cultivate his father...

[Welcome to the Body Swap Game]

[This product can only be used to exchange with the body of the opposite sex]

[You can unilaterally prohibit the opposite sex from entering your body, and leave your body under the custody of the system]

[Due to the anti-addiction policy, you can only play for eight hours a day]

[Due to inevitable bugs, you may exchange bodies with alien creatures, including but not limited to the following species: female cats, female fish, female cockroaches, please wait for eight hours to pass]

[After the exchange is successful, you will get a bonus from the system]

[The manufacturer may release some test tasks, you can choose to accept them]

[I wish you a happy game]

Having transmigrated from being a twenty-eight years old female forensic doctor, into a Hua Mulan that had taken off her armor and now returned home, He Mulan expressed there was quite a lot of pressure.

And completely unlike the ending of the story, there weren’t any fresh flowers and there weren’t any applause. The already thirty years old Hua Mulan, who returned home after removing her armor, was already a monster in the rumors around the countryside.

She was a mix of Xianbei and Han Chinese, her height was tall, her appearance not at all beautiful, her temperament was cold, her strength without a comparison. She had even killed before, wielded a saber before, and had the reputation of eating at the same table, living under the same roof as men for twelve years. She had long been prepared for a lifetime of loneliness.

The line she used to refuse the emissary from Rouran, as well as the requests of her relatives: “My menses never came before”, had further become the original sin of her failure at being a woman.

The He Mulan who’d been defrauded by the villagers until she wanted to vomit blood, resolutely stated:

If she could do it again, she’d definitely conceal her identity, accept the position in the bureaucracy, get a promotion, raise her salary and reach the pinnacle of her life.

In any case, she wouldn’t stand for this extreme suffering!

Many people felt frustrated by the lack of knowledge after time travel.

Many took their laptops with them during time travel and fell into an awkward situation with deficient electricity.

Many others took the troops with them and found that there were only logistics of 19th century.

Countless predecessors had died on the way, numerous on the land of another world.

A large number of people had achieved both success and fame after time travel, but failed to find the way back home.

Do you still regret not remembering the formula of glass?

Are you still confused about the ingredients of gunpowder?

Are you still trying to perfect the shape of mirrors?

Nowadays, a lot of colleges and universities are rushing about, looking for sponsorship; many institutions are drifting along the wave of bank notes; a host of experts’ and professors’ subjects have been brought to a halt because they are short of funds.

There is a solution to every problem.

…

Adventure & Battle + Fantasy Cultivation + Multiple Heroines + Decisive & Fierce + Passionate]

She, Han Zelin, disguised as a man, is the "genius youth" of her family.

Wielding a cold and sharp longsword, her swordsmanship is fierce, her actions decisive, and her will unyielding.

With the heavy responsibility of her clan, the northern border demon tribe, and the fate of humanity at stake, she vows to seize the future with the sword in her hand.

I am Wu Yunqi — ordinary and unremarkable — merely her love interest.

A hidden world lies within an unnoticed cupboard. An unexpected event sparks a cross-dimensional connection between Little Sizi and Liu Chang'an. From then on, Little Sizi is no longer afraid of cold or heat. But as a superb caregiver, how can Liu Chang'an stop there? Delicious, fun, or beautiful—anything Little Sizi asks for, and Liu Chang'an, like an almighty transport captain, will haul it all to the Tang Dynasty... Little Sizi: "Little Sizi wants it..." Liu Chang'an: "Here I come!" It's a seemingly peaceful, child-loving routine, but behind the scenes, it's a two-way journey across time and space... [Note: This is not a sweet romance.]