"Player Xu Ruoguang, may I ask when you were playing top laner in omg, you often scolded uzi and got kicked, is there such a thing?"
"No, absolutely not."
"Player Xu Ruoguang, is it true that you forced faker to substitute Hou Ye to match you after joining SKT?"
"Oh, is that permissible?"
"Player Xu Ruoguang, you told Smeb to see a psychiatrist, is this always true?"
"fakenews!"
Xu Ruoguang put on an inscrutable smile and played the accordion.
"Player Xu Ruoguang, I heard that you often put pressure on Ah Shui to make him train crazily every day. In the interview, he said that he was stunned by the dog. Is this always true?"
"Hehe, it's all fake."
He is the recognized pressure kid in the league.
He is the "traitor" top laner who won the championship after leaving the LCK
He is a stress monster who will curse at lazy dogs every now and then.
But the elegant and easy-going Xu Ruoguang was really wronged.
Who calls the system he binds called the pressure system?
"What kind of job is such a dish? Go home and raise pigs!"
Looking at the young contestant with a pig's liver face, Xu Ruoguang nodded in satisfaction, and he saved another lost boy.
Little contestant: Can you eat pancakes? Old stuff, your resin 666!
That day, Qi Long, who had been away from the crosstalk stage for a long time due to an accident, received a rescue call from his senior brother Deyun, the owner of the troupe, and returned to the crosstalk stage.
Unexpectedly, his innovative crosstalk was learned by his disciples.
There is no distinction between big and small on the stage, and the evil disciples who build new graves off the stage make fun of their master's height every day.
The various evil jokes make the comedians feel like they are going through a tribulation in every scene...
Even the traditional disciple was led like crazy by this uncle.
Boss Guo: Stop hanging out with your uncle, you’re leading my apprentice astray!
The new book has been released; those interested can visit the author's homepage.
As a veteran of the quick transmigration world, An Jingzhi's mission is to change the lives of those whose lives have been ruined by scumbags.
Note: This isn't about saving scumbags! [Some worlds have couples/couples.]
First, scum who, on the road to escape famine, disregarded the lives of their parents and exploited the entire family to the point of exhaustion.
He became a founding hero in a world of famine.
II. The gigolo who subjected a popular idol to long-term emotional abuse
The scumbag boyfriend personally orchestrated and helped his popular celebrity wife become a movie queen.
III. The Wandering Knight Who Abandoned the Saintess
Become a master of scientific weapon crafting in the world of cultivation.
IV. Ungrateful Wolves in Historical Fiction
The ungrateful wretch in the historical novel becomes a great scientist
V. Time Travelers Who Intruded into History
I was the Imperial Advisor in ancient times
VI. Scum of the Infinite World
Become a big shot in the infinite world
VII. Prodigal Sons of the Republic of China
Let's uncover the men behind the nation.
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College students in the 1980s who swindled all the hard-earned money from blind dates
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The best farm boy in ancient times
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In the 1970s, people relied on their parents and children for financial support.
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The wasteful and dissolute prince
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Giant babies who live off their parents are national treasures
...
I'll write down whatever comes to mind, in no particular order.
...further details to be determined...
1. Soothing and refreshing breeze
2. The technological rules mentioned in the article lack logic and need not be investigated further.
3. All historical events are fictional, with a significant amount of personal interpretation.
Reading Tip: The first few stories lack writing experience; you can start reading from the later ones.
The Hong Kong comprehensive world starts from becoming a zombie.
"Dear viewers, the following World Cup team is the Xiangjiang Kung Fu Football Team."
"The first player to appear is the right forward Ah Xing. His best skills are Shaolin's Vajra Kick and Tathagata Palm."
"Left forward Chen Haonan is good at Chinese pride, but it's a pity that he can't bring a sword in football matches."
"Goalkeeper Wang Xiaolong, formerly known as Ma Jun, is a senior inspector and is good at the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms."
"Captain and center Xiao Zhang is one of the top ten outstanding young people in Hong Kong, the richest man in Hong Kong, and the leader of the anti-gangster group in Hong Kong. He is good at..."
Jiang Feng, a top-tier playboy and a super master of the infinite flow genre, suddenly found himself in a new system job after completing his infinite flow mission! He needed to quickly transmigrate to each small world and become the villain brimming with resentment. These villains were all stumbling blocks on the male and female protagonists' path to success, and all sacrifices on their love journey. Their final fates were invariably tragic deaths, and Jiang Feng had now become one of them. The system originally thought its host could only fulfill the original owner's wishes, but unexpectedly, the absurdity continued. [A top-tier, stunningly beautiful female celebrity presented all her cards—"Jiang Feng, I…I like you. As long as you're with me, all of these are yours."] [A pure and innocent school beauty senior couldn't help but say—"Junior, I have a love story I want to discuss with you."] [A dashing female city lord from a zombie world presented the city lord's token with both hands—"Jiang Feng! As long as you marry me, the city lord's token is yours! I want to be your city lord's wife."] The system was dumbfounded. Its host was too awesome.
"Well, just make do with it..."
Feng Ling was reborn in an old body in the Ghost Continent. This old man was very powerful in his lifetime, but Feng Ling was in tears. Fortunately, he had the art of splitting himself into two bodies... It doesn't matter if he is old or sarcastic!
"Ningshuang, wait for me! Yuqing, follow me!"
A white skirt fluttered in the distance as an elderly man kicked away the bruised and battered pretty boy and walked away calmly. A woman in green lingered to finish off the opponent, winking and saying, "Young man, don't look down on the elderly!"
PS: A general's success is built on the sacrifice of countless lives; in the end, everything seems like a dream. Immortals and demons, who is right and who is wrong? I have no intention of killing anyone, but the human heart is treacherous, even more sinister than demons and monsters. All living beings suffer, and it is up to me to save the world...
(Written in detail in the early stage, calmly farming; written briefly in the later stage, stirring up the storm)
A smart and handsome young man travels across Hokkaido by accident, and meets a calm, intelligent black, long, straight reasoning girl. In this world where the Japanese police call it "a group of idiots who only receive a salary", they work together to solve countless suspenseful cases through ingenious reasoning and deduction. problem……
This is of course impossible.
What is actually being said here is that a teenager was struck by lightning and traveled across Hokkaido. By chance, he accidentally met a stupid reasoning girl who was called "Totama-cho Intellectual Responsibility" and "Future Famous Detective and Detective Policeman". Kindly squeeze out the oil from this silly story.
[System + Academic Genius + Urban + Comedy + X + Y + Z]
Ye Bufan discovered he had transmigrated?
I've turned into a cute little boy!
Just as Ye Bufan began to lament his life and sigh with sorrow...
He had actually been bound to the Super Brain System.
At this moment, my truly extraordinary life is about to begin!
Were the questions difficult? What, you can answer them all?
A six-dimensional ability test? What, you're a hexagonal warrior?!
Leading the development of the times is our inescapable responsibility!
When someone asked Ye Bufan why he was so smart...
Ye Bufan shrugged and replied:
"Would you believe me if I said I grew up eating tomatoes?"
...
The princess was captured by the devil
It's such a frustrating situation
Fortunately, the brave arrived in time, and he undertook the important task of rescuing the princess from the hands of the devil
…………
It's just that the actual situation is a little different from the imagination?
Opening the newspaper—"The Terrifying Clown of Bull Street Appears on Kos Street," "The Man-Eating Witch Caesar Flees Towards the Queen's Quarter," "The Casanova Sylvie Wins Over the Princess," "A Dragon-Winged Young Girl Appears Above the Monastery Outside the City," "The Great Saintess Saint Cyl Arrives Today in Her Faithful Suramar!" "Ahem..." Saint Cyl, somewhat embarrassed, put down the newspaper in the carriage. Damn it... Opening the newspaper, it's all me... ———————————— This book is also known as "Stop Shouting, I'm All Around You [The Unfading Wind]"