Tang Darcy travels to the United States as a sheriff and activates the Essence System. All he needs to do is write toxic chicken soup to cultivate Essence to earn rewards. Isn't that simple? He then frantically writes all sorts of boomerang toxic chicken soup to deceive foreigners: "America, please wait for your people!" "We don't want America to rise! We only want the dignity of the people!" "Why do Chinese people have to wash their dishes seven times!"

The more foreigners you fool, the more buffs the system rewards you. In this magic bombardment version of the United States, the ones standing in front of you now are: environmentalists, transgender women, lesbians, a six-year-old girl with multiple personalities, one-eighth black descent, a Haredi Jewish descent, a super farmer, the god of buffs, King Darcy of the United States, one billion believers around the world, and the honorable American President Mr. Don Darcy!

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the 18 princes led by Yuan Shao attacked Dong, but were brutally killed by the enemy general Hua Xiong.

At this time, a voice came from the sky.

"Three Kingdoms, please answer!"

Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shao, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Jian, and Hua Xiong were pulled into a question-answering space.

The first question, in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", who was the one who killed Hua Xiong with warm wine?"

"A. Lu Bu; B. Guan Yu, C. Cao Ren, D. Sun Jian."

Dong Zhuo stroked the fat belt tied to his body and analyzed with great confidence.

Although Hua Xiong was not as brave as my son Fengxian, he was also brave and could not be killed by an unknown person.

Who is Guan Yu? I have never heard of him. It can't be him!

“What? You come back from the world of cultivating immortals, can you cultivate? Can you make pills? Can make Qi? Among the martial artists, you are the master? Among the cultivators, you are the gods? I can’t offend you?” Lin Nan raised his mouth, showing a trace of disdain, big hands One shot.

The first person in Southeastern Province, the master of Jiangnan Budo, died!

“Oh, you come from hell, the lives and deaths of other people are between your thoughts? I can’t provoke you?” Lin Nan nodded lightly, eyes full of contempt, and curled his fingers.

Lord Yan’s worship, pawn!

“The king of mercenaries and the king of killers dared to pretend to be forceful in front of me. The immortal cultivation world in front has returned, and the return of hell is dead. Are you too unpretentious?” Lin Nan’s mouth twitched slightly and stared at him.

A certain mercenary king, death!

“Sorry, there is no one in this world that I can’t afford!” Lin Nandao, suddenly his eyes turned, his eyes filled with the smell of petting.

“Good wife, come, come and eat this bowl of chicken soup made with ten thousand years of Ganoderma lucidum, the child in your stomach, but the hope of the whole family!”

Taoist Priest Four Eyes: "Disciple, my master has taught you all the ways to drive away corpses!"

Qi Shuming: "Xu Junming, I, Shushan, are at odds with you!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

"Uncle Zombie", "Liao Zhai", "Swordsman of Shushan", "Journey to the West", "Feng Shen Bang", Xu Junming, who missed "Uncle Nine" and did not get the protagonist template, is wandering in the world!

I've been drained of energy lately, and when I'm low on energy, all I want to do after a busy day is give up. So, I'll be taking a break from updating this book for now... until I get through these six months (hopefully only six months...).

[Kicking down lunchboxes, smashing brains, beating up the Heavenly Dao, reverse mind reading between the high school and teacher training periods, and a brief interlude of amnesia later on (no melodrama!! I promise, he'll probably recover in less than two chapters) [Grandpa's Story], definitely a happy ending]

As a descendant of a family of managers in the time tunnel, Luo Qianxia entered this world after being "carefully selected".

Before entering: This plot is so abstract.

After entering:

Chinatsu: "Huh? You didn't become a magical girl?"

Xiao Luo: "..." You're quite abstract too.

…………

Gojo Satoru: You specially brought me Kikufuku on the mission. Chinatsu-chan must really like me. Gojo-sama is indeed the most charming.

Xia Youjie: Qianxia is a treasure.

Ieiri Shoko: Mizuno Chinatsu is all soft and gentle. Although she's a bit boisterous, she's also surprisingly sunny, unlike a sorcerer.

Haibara Yu: Senpai is a great food buddy! She's incredibly talented!

Nanami Kento: Mizuno-senpai is a very reliable senior.

Su Nuo: Tch, what a troublesome woman, how dare she forget me, the great one.

Shinichi Kudo: A man shrouded in mystery.

Matsuda Jinpei: How come you have two identities?

...

It's mostly slice-of-life; the author's intelligence is limited, so they can't write anything mind-bending.

If it's out of character, blame it on jjxx; the author is a terrible writer. I've finished building up my defenses, so feel free to offer suggestions, and I'll try my best to revise. But if the supplement insults me! I can't take it; it'll break me.

1-Traveled into the world of movies.

I want to be a good person, but I have the wrong villain.

2-Crossing to get a 'killer's cultivation system'. Li Er couldn't help comparing two middle fingers to the sky.

Mu Chun, who woke up after a burst of dizziness, didn’t know whether he had entered another personality or another universe.

The eldest daughter of the lawyer family told Mu Chun that he was the most promising inheritor of the school of psychoanalysis and the most gifted therapist.

This era is also very strange. All kinds of physical and mental diseases can be seen everywhere, such as mania, insomnia, dysfunction, persecutory delusions, transvestism… emerge one after another, but the treatment methods stay in the era of psychoanalysis.

Mu Chun just wanted to keep her own law and order, earn money to support her family, and coax the eldest lady to go home to become a lawyer, while she was dawdling in the community hospital.

The eldest lady stalked him to become the greatest therapist.

The gourmet critic Gu Zheng was selected by Tie (Tie) Immortal to become the successor of Tie Immortal. Under the various tests of Tie Immortal's spirit weapon, he improved himself and eventually became the greatest food immortal in history.

(Gu Zheng: "Immortal World also divides ingredients into grades? The best ingredients on earth are just ordinary grades? You ask me to use the existing ingredients to make the highest-grade delicacies. If you come out, I will definitely not hit you!)

Ye Guang travels to the Ultraman world and becomes bound to a system that randomly awards rewards. His sole purpose is to cultivate a true, fully-formed legendary Hyper Zetton. Forget all Hyper Zetton fanboys, let them see what a true, fully-formed legendary Hyper Zetton looks like!

That year, the Black and White Impermanence were kept outside of Flower Fruit Mountain, remaining silent.

That year in the underworld, Sun Wukong boasted that he would summon all the Taiyi Golden Immortals in the world to the underworld for judgment by King Yama.

That year, Sun Wukong and Zhao Gongming embraced and wept bitterly, feeling as if they had known each other for a long time.

That year, after Sun Wukong returned to the mountain, he went into seclusion for a hundred years, leaving Buddha with no hair to remove.

That year, Sun Wukong used his Treasure-Dropping Coin to conquer the entire Journey to the West, causing countless gods to curse him.

So many things happened that year.

New book, starting cultivation in Konoha.