I am not self-effacing, you say that I am a commoner, how can I be an emperor?

What? You said that I was born with different phases and that I was the right man. This is a feudal superstition, okay? Ah, don't kneel down, the rebels will be beheaded?

Ah, Guan Ye, don't kill me, I was forced to do nothing, I didn't really rebel. ah? Why do you kneel down, you are not a good official, and you still follow me to rebel?

Heroes, please do as you please, we are just passing by. Ah, no, why are your knees so weak, kneel when you see me, and still recognize me as the master!

Recently, our newspaper interviewed people who are known as the income ceiling of online articles, the king of new media, the online article writer who understands readers best, the revolutionary who leads the new online article era, the top screenwriter who governs by doing nothing, the top ten outstanding young people of the United Nations, and the 21st Century Chinese Pu Jie is the first person to export Chinese culture.

"How do you achieve at this age what most cultural workers would find difficult to achieve in their lifetime?"

In this regard, Pu Jie has trouble saying,

I almost cried in front of the camera,

"I'm really not the kind of person you think"

"In the beginning, I just planned to buy a book."

"Please don't read my books anymore, I will starve to death if I make more money..."

"What are you doing!? I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!"

The staff controlled the excited Pu Jie, and the reporter smiled at the camera and said:

"Look, the ability of excellent online writers to write stories always exceeds our expectations."

Where is my sect? Where did you take my sect?

Alien, I'm not done with you!

*

I, Chu Yao, have been cultivating Taoism for three hundred years, and finally managed to become a Nascent Soul Elder. I had not enjoyed a few days of peace when I was suddenly captured by an extraterrestrial spaceship!

The cave is gone, and so is the cultivation base. Other people who are cultivating immortals use their swords to fly in the sky to level the world, but for me, it has become like driving screws for aliens. Isn’t this style of painting not right?

That's all, the whole family is in order anyway, they just moved to another place to work.

Gold will always shine, at worst it will come again in another three hundred years!

Immortals need to be cultivated, money needs to be made, and technology needs to be grasped.

The spaceship in the left hand and the pistol in the right hand, industrial traffic is booming!

The entire sect has flexible employment, with the head engaging in real estate, the Dharma protector engaging in business, and even the Supreme Elder delivering goods live online:

"Old fellows, today I will perform a transformation of a god to overcome a tribulation. If you like it, please give it a follow."

Let's see how she keeps a low profile, gathers strength, and plays with the stars.

Cheng Xuan, transported back to the S11 Summer Split, found himself inexplicably seated as IG's starting support. However, his rank was only Iron… Fortunately, he activated the strongest support system, granting him a random talent each game. [Ding! Congratulations on drawing the A-level talent 'Laying-out God'!] wink: Holy crap, how can you, a support, take six minions in one wave! You didn't even leave me any cannon minions?! League System: IG-Cheng Xuan is on a killing spree! wink: ??? [Congratulations on obtaining the S-level talent 'Poisonous Milk'!] Cheng Xuan: Oh no, we're definitely going to lose this game! 20 minutes later… League System: The enemy Nexus has been destroyed! Teammates: ??? [Congratulations on obtaining the SS-level talent 'Hero Voice Pack'!] Cheng Xuan: Death is like the wind, always by my side! Hasagi! Teammates: A sudden attack of your illness? Shut up! I'll step on…

"Things got ugly."

"Isn't it always like this?"

…

Eagles strike in the sky, fish fly in the shallows, and all kinds of frost compete for freedom in the sky.

When he hits the water in the middle of the current, the waves stop the boat from flying.

Cultivating immortality in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel? Why would I duel if I can crush you?

Because I always have stories in my head, and as I think about it, it becomes a coherent story...so I write it down.

The third year of Hongwu.

When Zhu Yuanzhang established his rule over the world, many things needed to be done.

There was a loud bang on a clear sky, and Deng Qianqiu came into the world: "Only those who endure the most hardships can become the best. Time is money, and a thousand gold cannot buy a moment. From now on, this is the ancestral motto of my Deng family. Dad, I wrote this especially for you, you must remember it."

Traveling through a parallel world, Chen Ke became an official LPL commentator. After activating the system on the commentator's desk, Chen Ke began to only play real games.

Looking at the game screen, a certain AD player suddenly died suddenly and gave away a big blow, leading to a comeback. Chen Ke couldn't help it: "To be honest, there are people on Taobo who don't want to win."

"With both moves in hand, I can be instantly defeated. I can press this wave to flash."

"As expected of Q Dirty Dancing, even Q can eat it."

"I don't even need to lose face. If we continue like this, we will lose to Vietnam."

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole audience was shocked and the barrage exploded.

The commentary partner did not dare to answer the phone throughout the whole process, and the director was so frightened that he almost pinched the microphone on the spot.

Brother's fans stopped after hearing this. After violently blasting Chen Ke immediately after the game, they realized that Chen Ke was not targeting his brother. He would criticize anyone he caught.

"One person eats four lanes, and there is zero output in a team battle?"

"If you dare to catch me on the road, you dare to die. Timely Rain lives up to its reputation!"

"Who voted for this damn FMVP? Emperor Chi is your father?"

"You don't have to worry about contract issues when you go to RNG. RNG never gets stuck with pens!"

"..."

Fans: "This kid is so loud when he opens his mouth. Is he going to die?"

Synopsis 1: After finishing the college entrance exam, Zuo Yin went to Dunhuang with just a bag, where she met a woman she could never forget. One night, the woman disappeared. Zuo Yin realized she didn't even know her name, only that she had half a black butterfly tattooed on the inside of her ring finger. Until that day, Zuo Yin saw that black butterfly again in an art studio outside the school. That night, Shen Qingzi, exhausted, closed her shop and went home, only to be pulled into someone's arms in the darkness. The person stroked the butterfly on her finger, a warm sensation behind her ear, "Sister, this time you can't escape." Synopsis 2: Shen Qingzi's first kiss with Zuo Yin was in a dimly lit folk bar. She always thought it was just an impulsive act fueled by alcohol, so the next day she...

[No system] [Semi-derailed] [The protagonist is single]

The plot of episode 7 and beyond will not have a significant impact on my novel.

"Semi-derailed fan fiction", the author's personal understanding may differ from that of other viewers and analysis videos. In addition, the original work is updated quite slowly, so the fan fiction will inevitably be very different from the original work.

The protagonist's setting is vague. Although there is time travel, there is definitely no time travel system. The original characters may have changed more or less due to the appearance of the protagonist and the plot of the novel.

The original characters will not be deleted. As for those who play supporting roles, it depends on their luck whether I can remember them.