The protagonist traveled through the toilet on the spot. There was a loud bang (the protagonist's stomach flew), and then the toilet lid bounced off. When he woke up, he was already in the sprunki world. So what should the protagonist do? In the end, how to survive? Please see how to survive (sprunki: I rely on myself to travel through time). Because there are a lot of swear words, it will not pass the review. I need to make some adjustments first. Also, the author of this work will update twice a day without interruption. And I will do a challenge later to list all the viewers in the list at the end. Please stay tuned.

The story takes place in the fictional Chinese kingdom of Caiyun. According to legend, a young man, aided by the power of the Eight Immortals, founded Caiyun. Consequently, Caiyun's territory was divided into eight provinces: Hongzhou, Huangzhou, Bizhou, Lanzhou, Zizhou, Heizhou, Baizhou, and Chazhou. Approximately 600 years ago, the king of the time ordered the nobles of each province to adopt one of these eight colors as their surnames (for example, the Marquis of Lanzhou became Lan, the Marquis of Hongzhou became Hong, and so on). Commoners were prohibited from sharing surnames with these eight marquises. Consequently, those bearing these eight colors were considered the most aristocratic of the nobles. Furthermore, because the Marquis of Zizhou, where the capital was located, also served as king, the Zi family became the royal family's surname. Despite being born into the prestigious Hong family, Hong Xiuli lived in poverty. She had to work extensively to support her family. Having experienced the turmoil of the throne struggle as a child, she deeply understood the suffering of the people. From a young age, she diligently studied, hoping to pass the imperial examination, become an official, assist the king, and build a prosperous and peaceful nation. However, as a woman, she cannot take the imperial examination. One day, Xiu Li accepts a high-paying commission from Grand Tutor Xiao and enters the harem as a noble concubine to teach and assist the incompetent emperor. This opportunity leads Xiu Li to a career as an official, and she encounters a variety of people.

Chen Ye found his life trapped in a vicious cycle, a stagnant pool of life, mundane routines, and an empty pocket. Lost in confusion, he suddenly activated a career check-in system. By checking in at different professions and positions, he could earn generous rewards and skills! [Check-in as a massage therapist]: Gain professional knowledge of the relevant body parts! [Check-in as a security guard]: Skill +1, Speed ​​+1 [Check-in as a funeral home porter]: Gain the skill "Avoiding Misfortune and Seeking Good Fortune"... There are countless check-in points across all professions. Human life is finite, and Chen Ye only wanted to complete the check-ins to the best of his ability within the limited time. So, he cast aside all concerns and began his own real-world speedrun. "The saying 'every profession has its master' is true, but can anyone tell me…?" "Why do all the masters in these professions come from the same person?"... This book...

(Strange + Invincible + Stupid + Strange Dungeon)

Forget about thinking! Just treat it as a joke.

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There's a saying: Never compare your fighting power with a comedy anime!

Tang Mi, who was already a bit dim-witted, encountered his destined golden finger.

When the abilities from Tom and Jerry appear in a bizarre world.

Both humans and non-humans have questioned his existence!

Human: Dude! You're weirder than the supernatural!

Weird: ??? Has humanity evolved to this extent?!

Tang Mi: No! Absolutely no!

"Aren't dungeons supposed to be dangerous? Why do these monsters run away when they see me?"

The eerie creature, holding its own head in its hand, ran even faster upon hearing this, cursing under its breath.

"I don't know which of us is the weirdo. Humans shouldn't be like this! At least not as weird as you!"

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This story is a fanfic about Toru Oikawa. Although there are some descriptions of volleyball matches, the author has never played volleyball (｡í _ ì｡).

The protagonist's emotions will dominate.

Kamishiro Enishi is a freshman who has just entered the western part of Aoba City.

Because he was too addicted to the game, his friend forcibly dragged him into the volleyball team, which was recruiting managers.

Kamishiro: "!!! But I can't play volleyball at all, hey! \(`Δ')／"

Oikawa: "Yuan, Yuan, come be the manager of the volleyball team _(:з」∠)_"

The group's darling, Xiaoyuan, and the group's bullied, Oikawa Tetsu.

Cute and proud kitten and peacock

(Fully revised and best read for the original version) [An old-fashioned post-apocalyptic supernatural power novel, no transmigration, no rebirth, no system. Thank you for your support!] 1. With the arrival of the apocalypse, Song Ke, who grew up in an abandoned area, unexpectedly awakens her supernatural power. All objects within her field of vision can be transformed into handy magical weapons at her will. She is the sharpest blade, now possessing the most flexible sheath, and wherever she goes, zombies tremble in fear. After wandering alone for many days, Song Ke picks up a troublesome man. The man has a broken leg, speaks weakly and is half-dead, clearly about to die, yet a seductive smile plays on his lips. "Little girl, I have nothing to repay you with, so how about you repay me with your body?" Song Ke stares at the suspicious man for two seconds, then slowly summons her magical weapon. "Tell me, tell me, how do you want to die?" Once is enough, and so it goes, and from then on, her adventure path... is led astray? She picks up one strange teammate after another. 2. A year after the apocalypse, a sinister rumor circulated among the survivor bases: the top-ranked superpowered squad, "V587," consisted of burly, powerfully built men, the kind of tough guys who could scare children to tears. Just their name, V587, suggested their imposing and awe-inspiring presence! V587 had defeated zombie kings, kicked mutated beasts, stormed the death row in the City of Sin, and KO'd the notorious C-sector governor with a single blow! No matter how difficult the task, they could handle it flawlessly. Their exploits were legendary throughout the alliance, inspiring awe and reverence in countless superpowered individuals. Then, the first Global Superpowered Challenge opened, and the mysterious V587, all members present, made their first public appearance. Everyone stared blankly: "Wait, who are these old people, young people, sick people, and two cripples in wheelchairs? V587? Oh nooooo!" A stuttering little guy with explosive combat power vs. a cunning smiling tiger. [Reading Guide] 1. Not a space novel, set in an alternate future with a technological gap (the lower classes are about 50 years ahead). Nouns in the text have no references or prototypes. 2. Supernatural cyberpunk, main plot-driven team adventure. 3. Finding teammates is a bit slow in the early stages. The main group consists of 7 people, each with their own flaws. 4. Warnings are in the author's notes in Chapter 1. *----*----*----*----*----*----* Pre-order novel "You Look Just Like My First Love [Sentinel-oriented]" Synopsis: Lin Mubai, the youngest colonel and S-class Sentinel on the planet of the Empire, is disillusioned with life. Life is so boring, he voluntarily exiles to the desolate desert planet, where he encounters a mysterious woman. The woman was alluring, wanton, passionate yet languid, moving effortlessly between different high-ranking sentinels every night. It was said she was merely a third-rate, useless guide, her mental barrier damaged, unable even to unleash her own mimicry. Clearly, not a single detail resembled her. That alluring face was completely unfamiliar. Yet, in countless midnight dreams, Lin Mubai couldn't forget her. During a chance mental intervention, their subconscious minds accidentally touched. In that instant, Lin Mubai knew for sure: she was his first love. That once brightest moon. *Theme: Unity is strength*

Yule was transported to the world of Yu-Gi-Oh!; seeing Asuka, he thought she was GX; seeing Serena, he thought she was ARCV; seeing Zaizen Aoi, he thought she was VRAINS; finally, he realized it was just a world of card games. Yule: I just want to play cards, all you women and elves, stay away! — As everyone knows, duelists don't choose their partners (laughs)

Good news, I've been transported to the world of Yu-Gi-Oh! Bad news, I was summoned as a spirit. Good news, even as a spirit, I can still play cards. Bad news, they're not after my card skills, they're after my body. Because Yugi, this spirit, can switch into any terminal at will. One moment he's a giant jet summoning miracles, the next he's the invincible Red Daddy; one second he's the immortal Phoenix Man of Destruction, the next he's transformed into the Gundam, the Thunderbolt. "But I have principles!" Surrounded by a group of girls, Yugi roared, "That is, I will absolutely not transform into Saya!"

No romantic pairings, no dating.

No romantic partner, no romantic partner, no romantic partner, no romantic partner, no romantic partner. Please stop asking and stop talking about girlfriends.

The war god general of the Tiansheng Dynasty accidentally travels to the modern world.

Li Xiu, who had just arrived, encountered a predicament. Like an old man on the subway, he slowly fumbled for his phone, searched for various professions on Baidu, and after careful consideration, chose to deliver food.

On my first day delivering food, I owed the platform 100 yuan.

General Li's usually calm and composed face broke into a smile.

Just when Li Xiu was down on his luck, his act of saving someone while wearing a food delivery uniform was posted online, and he unexpectedly became famous.

Agent: ??? Although I didn't snatch many resources for you, I kindly wanted to let the artist rest since Li Xiu had just been discharged from the hospital. But it turns out that the artist under my management has fallen so low that he has to deliver food.

At the beginning:

Fans: This is so tragic, so tragic! Our idol has been in the industry for many years, and now he's back to delivering food.

A passerby comforted (with schadenfreude): Don't cry, maybe you've even received takeout from your idol.

Haters: There's no martial arts skill anymore, it's all just a persona, staged photos.

later,

The entire internet is saying: "It's hard to explain why all Chinese people know kung fu."