(This is a Warhammer 40,000 fan fiction. Some timeline settings may be slightly modified, but it will still be very Warhammer-esque.)
(It will incorporate some references to memes and historical events... to expand the drama and fun of this fan-made universe.)
While driving home with his girlfriend, Empress, a Chinese college student studying in the US, Xiao Li was suddenly sucked into the Warhammer 40,000 universe by a warp vortex...
It turns out that his girlfriend was actually one of the Emperor's soul fragments!
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Suddenly dumped on a desolate planet, just as Xiao Li was about to be chopped into mincemeat by orcs, a panel suddenly appeared before his eyes...
Things seem to be getting... interesting!
After dying unexpectedly, Shen Xiuyan enters the Quick Transmigration Bureau. His task is to protect those whose lives were ruined by scumbag men. At first, he only planned to muddle through and complete the missions half-heartedly, but unexpectedly, he encountered the love of his life.
And so:
— The heartless scholar who lived off his wife and then killed her to marry another became: a scholar who, under his wife’s “encouragement,” passed all three imperial exams with top honors, and whose loving relationship became the envy of the entire nation.
— The 1970s educated youth who abandoned his wife and children in the countryside became: the handsome city boy who actually fell in love with the “dark-skinned girl,” and after getting into university, brought the whole family to the city to enjoy a good life.
— The wealthy merchant blinded by beauty who ignored his lawful wife and legitimate son became: a man who told his concubine to get lost and swore to stay loyal to his wife alone.
— The “phoenix man” who was ready to find his next sugar mama after his wife’s family went bankrupt became: a man who turned the tide after his wife’s family fell into ruin—and accidentally helped them rise to become the richest family.
Zhou Qingfeng is a nerd with no car, no savings, and no girlfriend. This story is set three days before the occurrence of a cataclysm that would threaten all of humankind. Amidst the chaos, Zhou Qingfeng strives to gather resources that would help him survive. He will stop at nothing to protect his friends. Along the way, he is granted a few ‘special’ abilities. He becomes so strong that he is practically invincible. But, everything comes with a price….
Faced with new enemies each day, how far will Zhou Qingfeng’s determination to survive take him?!
“I start the game, with a dog in my hand. The equipment I need, I gather along the way.
I dive into the cataclysm with the status of a beginner.
Ruthless, I shall become. I would even detonate a bomb over my head!
This is the path that I have to take, to rise to be the King of the Wasteland. “
In a parallel world, Chu He woke up and found that he had a lovely daughter!
Because he was too poor, he was kicked out by the landlord and took his daughter to interview for a record company.
The superstar system has arrived, and a god-level song has wowed the whole audience!
From then on, his songs dominated the music charts and dominated major music awards; his films repeatedly broke box office records! He single-handedly created a new era in entertainment, spanning music, film, novels, and variety shows...
By the way, he made his lovely daughter a super child star!
Chu Xiaoyu: "I'm not lying to you, my dad is super famous!"
[European and American Movie Fanfiction] + [American TV Series Fanfiction] + [Marvel Cinematic Universe] + [Supernatural, Ghost, and Sci-Fi Movies] + [Games] + [Slow Heat]
My name is Luke Chin, and I'm not Skywalker.
I wanted to lie down, but then I saw the news about Stark Industries in the newspaper.
So, I decided to stay away from New York, and continue to lie down and be a third-generation rich man.
But things didn't go my way. I had a damn skill, so I decided to prolong my rebellious period.
Then I got a lot of titles:
California Aquaman, Montana Stark, Stanford Toy Hand, Human Motor, Cheerleader Killer, San Francisco Aquaman...
But this isn't me...
My true identity is: an American hardcore cultivator.
"Haha, I've finally mastered my skills. I can now fly with my sword..."
"Wait, I don't have a sword... I don't have a sword... ah... this..."
Master: "Young man, may the Force be with you..."
"What the hell is this lightsaber? Do you really think I'm Luke Skywalker?"
"Forget it, I'll just stick with my American Iai style. After all, it's accurate and fast within seven steps..."
"Open the door, FBI, check the water meter..."
Li Qinghe accidentally traveled to the world of film and television dramas in 1955.
In this comprehensive world of film and television that integrates many period dramas, Li Qinghe uses game plug-ins to lead his family to work hard and strive for a better life.
Stay in a courtyard, watch a play, eat melons, and enjoy your daily life.
No anger, no anger, no anger.
Don't like to enter by mistake!
The words Roger said before his execution opened the chaotic era of pirates; at the same time, this was also an era when many heroes emerged!
Ants, the great wave of the new era is coming!
The weak have no choice;
The strong can do whatever they want!
Eric, who was a otaku in his previous life, witnessed the beginning of a new era. He used the system to establish his own power. He would wield a spear, cut through the thorns, and overthrow the entire world!
The Black Holy Sword who loves to eat junk food; the Avenger who burns with devilish flames; the queen who can freeze time and space; the Valkyrie who can kill gods with a flip of her hand; the cute foodie who can kill people with one blow; the tsundere young lady who controls time; the dragon slayer in the sky; the singer who controls people's hearts.
Having traveled to the Naruto world, Bai Mo joins the Akatsuki organization under the guise of being from the future, becoming the organization's sole strategist.
He started with a brilliant, unconventional strategy: sending White Zetsu to infiltrate the toilets of the five great ninja villages to collect toilet paper, thus elevating Hidan to the status of a true Shinigami and shocking the Akatsuki organization.
Xiao Nan: Is there any that aren't so sleazy?
Bai Mo: I heard that your divine origami skills can disguise yourself very well?
Xiao Nan: Mm.
Bai Mo: Disguise explosive tags as toilet paper, sell them in five major countries, and let the world feel the pain when they wipe their butts. Art is an explosion!
Payne, Deidara: ?
Bai Mo: Nisuke, if you really want power, just drink a sip of Naruto's 'milk'.
[NBA + Cool Fiction + Hansen Yang + Humor + Memes + Female Celebrities + Taylor Swift + Kardashian]
In 2015, the Death Five won the championship, and the league adopted a new slogan:
The traditional center is dead!
The small ball era is here!
But I, Yang Han, do not agree!
He gained the physique of a super soldier at the start, with strength surpassing Malone, jumping ability higher than Carter, and speed comparable to Rose!
And... "talent" that surpasses Ibaka.
Nuclear weapons land in NBA!!
Taylor Swift: Yang Han is my source of inspiration. My inspiration will never go out when I’m with Yang Han!
Curry: The Warriors' death lineup is doomed to fail when they meet Yang Han.
James: You know, it's a tough decision...
[Invincible + System + Funny + Relaxed + Decisive Killing + Not a Madonna]
Ye Nan traveled to the world of cultivation and awakened the disciple-taking system, which allowed him to become stronger by taking in disciples.
As a result, three years passed and the system did not respond at all, and no apprentice was received.
In order to make a living, I had to open a pub!
The daily check-in has made Ye Nan numb. The room is filled with various skills and treasures, but they are of no use to him.
Because he couldn't practice, he could only use the skills as firewood to make fire and cook as a comfort.
Until one day, the system's voice sounded again!
[Ding! Detected... someone who meets the host's requirements for becoming a disciple has appeared nearby. Clear the host to go and become a disciple!]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting a disciple. Reward: 10,000 levels of Qi Refining, unlocking the incredible skill: Eyes of Delusion.]
[Ding! Feedback to the disciple, 100 times the training speed, activate the special physique: Diamond Tyrant Body, and unlock the incredible skill: One, Two, Three, Wooden Man!]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting a disciple. Reward: 10,000 levels of Qi Refining, unlocking the incredible skill: Golden Right Hand.]
[Ding! Feedback will be given to the disciple, and the cultivation speed will be increased by 100 times. The special spiritual root: Xuanbing spiritual root will be awarded, and the heaven-defying skill will be unlocked: Come and fight me!]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully accepting a disciple, and feedback on the disciple's incredible skill: Facing the Gale!]
From that day on, Ye Nan's outrageous journey of recruiting disciples became unstoppable.
Even a dog passing by will get slapped twice!
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