[Hodgepodge world view], [pseudo dnd], [fun]

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"All the spells I developed and improved are out of the exploration of truth and the pursuit of science. You should not slander a simple scholar like me."

In the first year of the Third Era, Jia Xiu, the greatest spellcaster in history, the inventor of more than 10,000 spells, and the sorcerer known as the forbidden spell maker, answered like this when facing the accusation of genocide.

"Why does the infinite healing spell make the target's whole body get cancer? Just tell me if the cancer tumor is healing infinitely!"

"The absolute protection spell blocks the air and causes suffocation? Heaven and earth are conscientious, air is very dangerous, of course it must be blocked, I have sufficient evidence to prove that anyone who breathes the air will die."

"The little boy's summoning spell destroyed the Demon King's City, and the radiation produced made it uninhabitable for 30 years. Well, this, uh... I am the extermination of the demon race, how about it! I say I am innocent, whoever agrees, whoever opposes!"

[Dihua + contrast + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + fantasy imagination]

Gu Heng traveled through time for twenty years, but his life was ruined by a rubbish system. He had no hope of practicing and could only be a mortal.

Although we are mortals, we should also do good things.

He casually helped a poor girl, who later became the "Snow White Sword Immortal" famous throughout the three realms.

He picked up a seriously injured little wild cat and raised it for a long time. Finally, he suddenly discovered that his pet had become the "Lord of All Monsters".

He taught a few techniques of alchemy to a young alchemist, and unknowingly created a "Master of All Medicines".

He accepted a skinny female apprentice, and eventually inadvertently cultivated the "Emperor Wen Gu".

Gu Heng: These have nothing to do with me. I am just an ordinary person.

Everyone: Stop quibbling, they all say you are the only Imperial Saint Master in the world!

[Female lead gives up, everyone else gets involved + ensemble cast + no romantic pairing]

Mu Shiyue was involved in two lifetimes, and finally got struck by lightning while undergoing his tribulation.

He was reborn as the master of a small sect, the Myriad Profound Sect.

Although the sect was very poor, the six disciples were good-looking, had pleasant voices, and were good at their work, which she liked very much!

He instructed his disciples to cultivate diligently: one to refine medicine, one to forge weapons, and one to draw talismans...

She simply lazed around, growing vegetables, raising flowers, and petting her little spirit beast—life was so comfortable and leisurely!

Many years later

Looking at the eldest brother who shouts "My fate is in my own hands, not in the heavens" while slicing meat and grilling skewers with his natal spirit sword; the third sister who hammers iron with one hand and crushes scum with the other; the fourth brother who throws out a bursting talisman with a compassionate face; the fifth brother who is simple-minded and easy to bully, yet makes his enemies spontaneously combust; and the youngest sister who is spoiled, willful, and inhumanly rich.

Then look at the master eating and drinking, surrounded by spirit beasts.

The second disciple, who had been reborn and wanted to save his sect, was dumbfounded, clutching poison in his hand.

Weren't they all dead in their past lives? How did they end up as the top sect?

"Is your Pokémon really normal?!"

"You must have found some legendary beast somewhere and disguised it to fool us, didn't you?"

"What the hell is this..."

Bai Luo cleared his throat, watching the thunder and lightning raging across the sky. Raging flames dyed half the sky red. Dragon-like vines stretched from heaven to earth. Crushed mountains shattered, and the ocean surged with tsunamis. This catastrophic scene was the work of his Pokémon, and as a trainer, he felt a bit embarrassed.

Another dragon's breath pierced the clouds, instantly dispersing the thick, dark clouds. Bai Luo tilted his head, the wall of light beside him like an iron wall.

"My Pokémon are all normal, just a little stronger than 'Billion'."

Su Chen descended from the sky into the Zero World of the Desolate Zone, and happened to land on Nicole's big thunder in the Cunning Rabbit House.

In order to avoid being an illegal resident, he had no choice but to join the Cunning Rabbit House.

Just as Nicole asked Su Chen to think about serving tea and getting close to the rich woman, the system arrived as expected.

The first reward is the ten-fold enhanced Yan Shuangying template.

Ten times the human body's physical limit, master of all vehicles, master of all weapons...

However, the most important thing is:

Concept Skill: Eagle's Ammunition: The Eagle's ammunition is never fixed. I say how much, and that's how much it is.

Concept Skill·God of Gamblers: I seldom lose, and when I do, it’s only a dollar.

Conceptual skills: the duality of life and death: born from death, the endless cycle of reincarnation, I live for you, you die for me!

Just a template is enough for him to gain a foothold in this world.

However, within the system there are also: Morax, the little yellow-haired abyss, and the star-core spirit, Qiong...

Nicole never admits defeat: "Let's gamble again. If I lose, I'll see Lei!"

Ambi said seriously, "Kissing after a battle is common sense. That's how it happens in the movies!"

Shark Girl blushed: "Shark teeth are very sharp!"

Ling was filled with dark energy: "As a rope maker, it is reasonable for me to tie you up at home, right?"

[No system][With a female protagonist][Slow to warm up][Traditional][Online logic][No conspiracy theory][Private changes]

He traveled to the ancient world. The good news was that he was an innate creature and his reputation would be recorded in legends of later generations. The bad news was that what left behind his reputation was the golden dragon shears, a treasure made from his corpse, rather than the Yin-Yang Dragon, which was born from his innate yin and yang energies when he was alive.

The confluence of Yin and Yang is called Yuan, and the change of Yin and Yang is called Yi. Yuan Yi, as a congenital creature born and raised by nature, should have been blessed with great fortune and good luck. However, his origin was contaminated with evil spirit, and the auspicious purple aura on his body was so thick that it was black. Yuan Yi believed that judging people by their appearance was superficial. Although his purple aura was black, his heart was toward the holy path!

At this moment, the overall situation of the prehistoric world has been determined. The most important thing now is to survive the disaster and avoid being killed by the future saint Tongtian, who will refine the treasure and give it to the three sisters to take away the saint.

How to protect oneself is a problem. There is no hope relying on oneself, the only option is to seek help from others.

But who can protect him from the future saint Tongtian?

Which thigh can he hold on to? Yuan Yi finally came to the conclusion that the person who tied the bell must untie it. The only person who can stop Tongtian from killing him and using his corpse to refine treasures is himself.

"I just want to find a chance to survive and make a living in this turbulent world."

Gradually, Yuan Yi discovered that this primitive world was different from what he knew.

But some things are already destined, and when you are in them, it is hard to tell the truth from the false.

"You seek a ray of hope for yourself, and you are that ray of hope."

The inconspicuous butterfly fluttered its weak wings gently, and ripples spread across the long river of time, gathering into waves...

[Online game + front row meat shield + invincibility + decisive killing + funny + mid-term integration of reality + data flow]

Lu Feng, who had just graduated from university, suffered the double blow of being fired from his internship and his girlfriend cheating on him.

In order to survive in this cruel world, Lu Feng accidentally started playing a cross-era virtual online game called "Paradise".

I originally thought that I could make a little money from the game, but I never expected that this game "Paradise" would change the whole world.

At the beginning of the game, Lu Feng chose the warrior profession, but when he awakened his professional talent, he obtained the SSSR-level talent [Blood Cutting and God Killing]!

The effect of this talent is relatively simple, that is, each attack can reduce the target's health by an additional 10%.

And this talent can be upgraded!

However, there are also intrigues in the game world. Lu Feng not only has to face the pursuit of monsters, but also the attacks of other players.

But all of this will become Lu Feng's trial stone, and the real test is still to come.

[Starting + Ancient Farming + Prince + Time Travel]

Traveling through the Tang Dynasty, the prosperous Zhenguan era is about to come. Li Xiang just wants to make money and enjoy life in this ancient time, making sugar and salt, and easily earning millions of wealth.

Just when he was planning to enjoy the corrupt ancient life, a man named Lao Li and his wife came to his house and often asked him about important matters in the court.

"You're talking about Li Er, right? He's an emperor of all times, but... his sons weren't so good. They all rebelled!"

Li Er couldn't help but get furious: "Good boy, I am your father, the emperor, you can't call me Li Er? Hand over your property to the national treasury, and I will let it go, and I will leave the throne to you!"

Li Xiang was a little confused: What? I am the prince of the Tang Dynasty, I am not even qualified to be a dog!

In the middle of the noisy city, there is an izakaya that only operates between 7 pm and 12 pm. The food here is very high-end and delicious, but the price is not expensive!

Any ordinary ingredient can shine with brilliance as long as it is in the hands of the owner.

And countless people became crazy and obsessed with his cooking!

Su Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a talent broadcaster.

Unexpectedly, on the way back to my hometown for the Chinese New Year, I accidentally activated a "listen to advice" system.

As long as he listens to advice, he can receive various system rewards.

So, at the suggestion of his enthusiastic followers, he started by setting off a firecracker to blow up a dog bowl.

As a result, they accidentally shot down a drone in the sky.

Seeing this, a fan in the live stream immediately commented, "The streamer is so good, why doesn't he create a missile to make a name for himself instead of staying here blowing up dog bowls?"

Soon, Su Yu, heeding advice, created the Qian Xuesen ballistic missile (skyrocket version), the three-stage propulsion separation system (skyrocket pulse version), and the pulse blast engine (skyrocket max version), shocking a group of fans.

The top-ranked viewer in the live stream suggested that since he was already involved in the aviation field, he should try painting instead.

Soon, color-changing ink, engraved templates, and 3D anti-counterfeiting technology also began to show results under Su Yu's research.

As brand-new US dollars successfully passed through the printing press, fans across the internet cried out, "Streamer, stop! The FBI is everywhere outside!"

The second-ranked brother suggested that if you want to rediscover the joys of childhood...

Soon, cardboard Gatling guns, fully automatic rifles, and origami RGPs that could fire were born!

Netizens commented: "From plastic to iron, from glue to welding, three prison meals a day. You provide the gunpowder, I provide the carbon, tomorrow you'll be at least eight and a half years old!"

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Years later, when Su Yu, who has over a billion fans worldwide, was asked by a reporter how he managed to become a sensation across the internet and become the most popular streamer in just two years, he was met with a different response.

He replied modestly, "Listen to advice, and you'll eat your fill. Me, the anchor, I'm someone who listens to advice!"