Lighthearted and humorous + rural daily life + abstract dad + reverse parenting + women but no female lead

Also known as "Playing the Kids Off: Why Study, Just Farm with Dad" and "Fatherly Love and Filial Piety: An Abstract Father and Son That Makes the Whole Internet Laugh".

As families become increasingly unstable, a live-streamed variety show about families has emerged.

The first place was all about eating, drinking, and having fun every day;

The second family, a couple who split expenses equally and are fully committed to raising their child;

The third shop, they split a dollar in half to spend it;

The fourth one:

Lin Xian retired at the age of 30 and lived off his parents, raising his children in the countryside to farm.

Netizens angrily denounced him as a complete waste of space!

Unexpectedly, Lin Xian raised an eyebrow and said, "You have a really good eye for people!"

People gradually discovered:

Lin Xian goes up the mountain to catch pigs, goes down to the river to catch fish, plays music for chickens, lets dogs pull skateboards, and slaughters free-range chickens and pigs on the spot; fruits and vegetables are picked fresh...

My son Chenchen has high emotional intelligence, good health, can cook, can farm, and loves learning...

City dwellers were suddenly overcome with apprehension: Isn't this the life I've always longed for?

After going out to record, the father and son, Lao Liu, became even more unstoppable, and their abstract talents were fully unleashed!

Relying on abstract, imaginative ideas, sharp-tongued commentary, and an attitude of effortless success...

Lin Xian has become a new top celebrity!

The Card Creator is a very ordinary profession. Simply put, the incumbent seals various kinds of abilities, illusions, images and so on in blank cards for convenience of use.

Lu Ming, who initially planned to lead an idle life, had a not-so-boring dream now — He hopes to seal the entire world in the cards.

One still needed to have dreams. What if you could realize them?

He traveled to the ancient world and became the first iron-eating beast in the world. He was bound to the god-level salted fish system and was taken in as a battle pet by the ancestor witch Hou Tu.

GunGun said: What cultivation, what comprehension, they are all clouds. This baby can become stronger even if he lies down.

But, for some reason, from that day on, the shit scooper Hou Tu changed.

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My name is Hou Tu, and I am one of the ancient witches.

I raised a big stupid bear, but for some reason, from that day on I could actually hear its voice.

[I, the iron-eating beast, love to drink beast milk! ]

[If you can't even figure this out, what are you doing as an Ancestral Shaman?]

[Zheng Dao, Zheng Dao, are you so impatient to change your name? Well, the war between the lich and the wizard is imminent, I'll move to the underworld ahead of time. This way, when I wake up, the battle might already be over.]

Hou Tu: “???”

[Become stronger by killing demons, system + time travel + double agent + invincibility + no heroine + demon suppression department]

Chu He joins the Demon Suppression Division at the beginning and awakens the super point-adding system!

He rose to prominence as a supreme evildoer and quickly took control of the Demon Suppression Bureau!

"Chu He, you are a lackey of the imperial court. How dare you destroy my entire sect? You will not live a good death!"

"Chu He, you actually colluded with demons to frame an official of the imperial court. You will not die a good death!"

"Master Chuhe, I am just a little demon who is thousands of years old. Please forgive me."

Chu He: Now that we have said it, go on your way with peace of mind!

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[The introduction is weak, please move to the main text! ]

In his middle age, Su Mingyuan, who is already the world's invisible richest man, feels particularly empty.

He has enjoyed wealth, beauty, power, but he has never had family affection.

He is rich, virtuous, and loyal, but he just can't find a woman who is consistent with him.

So, he concealed his identity and wealth and came to the low-end blind date market.

Who would have thought that the two girls he met were actually his own twin daughters who had been separated for many years.

The father and daughter were very happy to reunite, so Su Mingyuan took his two daughters to the peak of his life.

A fanfiction of the Legend of Douluo Dragon King (featuring multiple female protagonists and anti-Tang San). Purgatory Douluo Qiangu Qingfeng and Cold Rhythm Douluo Xia Zheng, a couple, give birth to the continent's last hope. With the Abyss threatening from without and the Tang family plotting a grand plan within, a young man with three pupils, wielding a staff, will finally sweep away the dark clouds of the continent, ushering in a new era.

Question: What should I do if I find two corpses in my house for no apparent reason and are then forcibly detained?

Fortunately, not long after entering, Jiang He discovered that as long as he was in jail, he could accumulate upgrade points to upgrade himself, which was simple and crude.

Are you like a wolf or a tiger? It doesn't matter, my body is full, and I transform into a sports student and take it with a sliding shovel.

Is your extraordinary power so powerful? It doesn't matter, my resistance is maxed out, so break my defense first and then talk.

If you spend every day fishing in jail, your strength will continue to grow, and you still have to take care of food and housing. Who doesn't like this kind of life!

What monsters dare to delay my imprisonment? I can't bear it anymore! Blow up the whole world with one punch!

(Chat group + listening system + group penetration + sky-blasting gang)

Chen Si was selected to join the chat group. An hour later, thousands of people would collectively travel through the world of immortal cultivation.

The world is full of dangers, and the survival rate of each batch is only 1%. Fortunately, everyone has a chance to draw a lottery at the beginning.

Someone drew the Hi Si and was instantly defeated.

Someone drew a frying pan, the concept saved his life.

Someone won an AK47 with unlimited ammunition.

Someone drew a mushroom bomb and immediately went to have a good time to bring honor to his family.

Chen Si hit the mark with one shot! Draw the [Listen to Advice System], and as long as you listen to the advice, you can get all kinds of amazing rewards!

......

"Chen Si: I just got a book on sword control. How should I practice it? Does anyone know?"

"Group friend: What? Sword control? Bro, all I need is my hands (funny) Just go for the Great Perfection!"

[The mission of listening to advice is triggered! ]

【Task: Please make sure you have hands! 】

[Reward: Great Perfection of Sword Controlling Technique, Comprehending Primary Sword Intentions]

[Mission completed, rewards issued! ]

Chen Si:......?

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Just a few years passed.

Chen Si has the alchemy talismans, weapons, formations and other supreme powers, and has gained the three thousand Dao ancestors' positions, becoming the only supreme Heavenly Emperor!

Looking back, all the friends in the group were numb...

"Not my buddy?! I've been training hard and preparing to ascend to heaven, and you said that the fairyland has been destroyed by you?!"

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"Three listening tasks every day, all the group members are numb"

"I listen to advice every day, and my friends in the group say I will become an emperor!"

"If such a handsome reader comes in and chooses one or two systems, it will definitely take off!"

This story has no romantic pairing.

My name is Lin Xi, a novice fisherman. After fishing in the wild, I was walking back when I found myself transported to a strange continent.

The animals here look rather abstract, and the neighbors occasionally fight over territory and food.

But it's okay. With my ordinary wilderness survival skills, I successfully settled down here and even raised a "little pet".

I always thought of myself as just an ordinary human being with slightly better luck.

Until that day, a group of outsiders calling themselves "hunters" broke into my home.

When they saw me, they either screamed wildly or prostrated themselves in worship, shouting "Ancient God!"

I:???

Wait, do you guys have some kind of misunderstanding about the term "ancient god"?

It wasn't until later, after learning more, that I belatedly realized I had transmigrated into the world of Hunter x Hunter. Ah, so that explains it... her current location can only be—the Dark Continent...

In this real game that uses the power of hundreds of millions of players to turn the fiction into reality, Mo Lan has continuously researched magic through ink cartridges, created a magic system, and became the strongest mage.

Reporter: “What is your goal?”

“Goal? The abyss is used to raise fish, and the God Realm is used to raise birds.”

“Emm, is there a longer-term one.”

“Long term.”

Mo Lan murmured.

“I hope that one day when I become a father, I will tell my son that I will go to prepare for the exam. The position of the sun god is good, five social insurance and one housing fund, food and housing, good welfare benefits, and distribution after five years. .”

“Well, that’s great.”

(Dnd, magic, farming, tower defense)