A certain otaku got three lottery draws and one time-travel opportunity from a certain otaku god. With great luck, he won an E-level skin, an A-level skill, and an S-level talent. Therefore, according to the conservation law of "ability-danger", he was sent Entered the world of Naruto.

Assuming that the energy that a cell can extract per unit time is 1 joule, a ninja has 130 trillion cells, and the average mental power is 100, the average chakra consumed by each C-level ninjutsu can be converted into 3.6×10^6×100 Joules, the mental power consumed is 10, and the ninja's mental power and cell energy can be restored by 10% per hour, so please answer the following questions.

Please tell me why the original generation was not smart?

Please tell me why Obito is crazy about love?

Please tell me why Xiao Li is so positive?

Please tell me why Naruto is the strongest in Mouth Release?

How can Tsunade maintain her composure?

This is a story that attempts to use scientific methods to solve the unsolved mysteries of Naruto. (fog)

[Star God loves to slack off] [How can a Star God still have a female lead? My opinion is that she is not as good as A-ha]

By accident, Ye Yan traveled into the world of Bengtie and accidentally became the [Eternal] Star God.

What is eternity? What He does is eternity!

But... this star god is a little bit unruly?

He is in charge of the destiny of eternity, but he only wants to slack off.

Since I want to slack off, what should I do?

Of course, you should not do your work!

Countless Amber Ages later, there is a legend about eternity in the universe:

According to legend, he once devoured [Greed], blew up [Exploration]'s train with [Joy], and played with [Nothingness] to destroy it, tearing down the wall built by [Preservation]...

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Black Tower: In this vast universe, it is rare to find a Star God as approachable as Ye Yan. We must study him carefully.

Sambo: Why would a star god come to pretend to be the [Masked Fool]?

Portio: Holy crap, this guy broke all the bones in Oswaldo Schneider!

Ye Yan: I just wanted to slack off, can you blame me?

[Being serious] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Overlay of charges (overlay of murder book)] + [Zhang San]

Chen Feng is an online anchor.

One day, he found that his network was hacked, so he changed his wifi password.

Unexpectedly, the neighbor aunt came to my house and asked for my password on the grounds that her child had to take online classes.

If I didn't agree, she would cut my network cable?

Criminal destruction of personal property + disturbing the public + trespassing!

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Is my account stolen by a hacker? Theft of other people's property + extortion + threats!

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Taking the bus, being morally kidnapped by a group of aunts? Death penalty!

When Lu Xinran woke up, she found herself transmigrated into a book and became the real heiress, a vicious cannon fodder who always tried to outdo the fake heiress.

The fake heiress was pampered and elegant, while she was vulgar and rude, a disgrace that the Minister's family was unwilling to mention.

While others were eager to see the Minister's mansion make a fool of itself, Lu Xinran, who had transmigrated into the book, was only interested in gossiping and arguing with everyone and everything.

Her birth mother thought she was vulgar, and she retorted angrily in her heart, "She was born of a mother but not raised by one, is that her fault?"

The servants were snobbish and looked down on her. She opened the gossip-eating system: ["Stealing things from the master's storeroom every day, how come they haven't been handed over to the authorities yet?"]

She was mocked for being impolite when she went out for a stroll, and she retaliated by commenting, "You know, your whole family knows. Your mother and grandfather gave birth to you, your father was cuckolded, and you still call him father, not brother. You're so polite!"

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One day, everyone in the capital suddenly realized that as long as they stood with the second daughter of the Minister's mansion, they could have a juicy story to tell every day, and one different one every time!

As a result, Lu Xinran discovered that she had become inexplicably popular, and everyone liked to crowd around her whenever she went out.

Inside the mansion, her birth mother also hesitantly made new clothes and jewelry for her. The female lead and her mother became the closest of sisters, and the mother even wanted to give the male lead to her!

No need for that, she doesn't like big, fierce dogs, she prefers small, cute dogs!

The person who overheard her thoughts quietly changed their makeup the next day, stunning countless people in the court.

Egger Morriss.

Translation: Poisoned eggs.

The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory.

For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose.

Author: Why don’t you follow the plot?

Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy!

Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant!

Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway?

Voldemort: ? ? ?

Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention.

Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes…

Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line!

Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag!

This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!

This book is also called “The Unscientific Ninja Master of Sand Ninja Village”.

“Gara, come on!” “When oil is dug, Sand Ninja Village will explode.” Gaara was puzzled. He was outraged. ”

Teacher Mu Feng, shouldn’t hard work mean hard work in cultivation? You always ask me to dig sand and find oil for cultivation. ”

“Scientifically speaking, digging sand is a very good exercise.”

“Just dig hard. If oil is dug, everyone in Sand Ninja Village will have a white cloth on their head. I will be the richest in the world.”

Chen Yi transmigrates and wakes up in the Marquis Mansion’s prison—just because he is a live-in son-in-law who fled his wedding day. As a result, he is not welcomed by the Marquis family and is placed under house arrest as punishment. However, Chen Yi enjoys the leisure; in his past life, he was constantly burdened, so being a carefree son-in-law this time is quite nice.

From then on, relying on daily intelligence reports, he gains opportunities and hones skills in qin, chess, calligraphy, painting, medicine, fishing, and more, living a relaxed life in the Marquis Mansion.

[Daily Intelligence: Martial Marquis’s legitimate grandson Xiao Wuge and the heir Zhang Heng fought fiercely, gaining some opportunities.]

Chen Yi reads this and falls into thought. “This system feels a bit off…”

Years later, with mastery in qin, chess, calligraphy, painting, medicine, fishing, and other arts, Chen Yi helplessly steps into the Realm of the Land Immortal to face foreign invaders, stunning the world in one battle.

Xiao Jinghong says, “Husband, you promised to be a carefree son-in-law, but you’re a land immortal?”

Chen Yi holds her and smiles, “It’s all your brother Xiao Wuge’s fault…”

Who would have thought the Martial Marquis’s grandson and the heir prince were only five years old back then?

Daily intelligence? No, today’s gossip!

PS: Lighthearted, carefree, survival path, playing dumb while being strong

PPS: Also known as “The Leisurely Life of a Marquis Mansion Son-in-Law,” “Where There’s Gossip, There I Am,” “Husband, Do You Dare Go Fishing Today?”

Security guard Zhou Wangcai traveled to the old city of 1960 and had to eat wild vegetable and cornmeal porridge at the beginning. He really didn't want to eat it because it was so irritating to the throat...

[The bad man turns good, the wife-loving maniac, the wet dad, the single female protagonist, the famine years, you are famine-free but I am not, the sweet life story, playing with the beasts in the yard, the jealous woman's system, the promotion story, the cool story]

Lin Qiye, who died in a military exercise, was reborn in 1959 in the city of Beijing and came to the No. 95 compound in Nanluoguxiang.

Take over a beautiful housekeeping wife and a cute and well-behaved daughter.

In his previous life, he was a scumbag who loved to drink and beat his wife, but Lin Qiye was not like that. He had been single for thirty years in his previous life. Faced with such a beautiful and housekeeping wife, he would be sorry for not being a crazy wife-doting man.

Three years of natural disasters began and people were starving.

Lin Qiye, however, lived a prosperous and happy life with his wife and daughter.

All the birds are numb.

Sha Zhu: "How come Lin Qiye, a street urchin who does nothing all day, can find such a beautiful and capable wife? I, He Yuzhu, am a chef at a steel mill, earning forty or fifty yuan a month, and I'm still single."

Qin Huairu: "Jia Dongxu, you are such a loser! Lin Qiye has hunted another wild boar. Look at our family, we only have coarse grain steamed bread for two meals out of three. I am so malnourished that I almost have no locust flower water to drink."

Liu Haizhong: "That doesn't make sense. Lin Qiye, that kid, has only been in the factory for two years and he's already a section-level cadre. How come I've been trying so hard to become an official, but I've been a small worker all my life? What's the problem?"

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Lin Qiye: "Be jealous, be envious. The more jealous you are, the more my Jealous Woman Jin System will gain. The higher I climb, the better my life will be."

Lin Qiye, a part-time dad and a wife-loving maniac, lived a different life in difficult times.

Lin Qiuyue transmigrated into the world of *Honkai Impact 3rd*, becoming Otto's traitor and spying on the main characters at St. Freya Academy. Her original plan was to peacefully save money until the "Queen's Descent" event started, then escape and find a place to retire. However, the process of saving money was incredibly boring. To find some amusement and save for retirement, Lin Qiuyue decided to use the Destiny Network to copy novels, comics, songs, and movies from her previous life on Earth to earn some extra cash. But who knew that this copying would... destroy the world of *Honkai Impact 3rd*! Herrscher of the Void: "Just a few more days, *Puella Magi Madoka Magica* will soon reach its finale." [Volga Route]