What should I do if I travel to Naruto and have both parents?! I'll just make the best of it.

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In the Hokage's office, the Fourth Hokage was working when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Why are you here?"

"As the Hokage's advisor, I think it's necessary to create more fashion shows in the commercial streets, preferably featuring beautiful women."

"Well, I'm the Hokage. Didn't I already organize a fashion show last month?"

"Minato! You're going to regret this!"

"well!"

As the Sealing Master of Konoha, heir to the Root, and founder of the first Commercial Street Beauty Fashion Show, Asano Souji said: "Isn't it just the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? We can hold it secretly. Watch me, the sealing barrier and the small black room technique. Let's go in one by one, don't crowd."

In Indian mythology, the three-phase god suppresses the world.

Many immortals cursed all gods.

Asura has been practicing hard for thousands of years, and every time he receives a blessing, he will attack the heaven and beat the emperor of heaven.

"Hard training, blessings, beating the Emperor of Heaven, how come Indian mythology is all about this process? I am the one who gets beaten and suffers, I quit!"

Indra, who traveled through time and became the Emperor of Heaven, was angry.

then……

"Whoever the emperor likes to be, I don't work!"

Indra said.

"Hey, hey, that's not what the script is like." Shiva, the God of Destruction, had questions on his head.

"You have great merits in the past. This position of Emperor of Heaven should belong to you, otherwise the world will be in trouble!" Vishnu, the protector of the world, became anxious.

"No, Emperor of Heaven, I will bless you, go and beat Asura!" Brahma, the God of Creation, said.

He woke up in a familiar world that had vastly changed.

His familiar school had become a mystical school that teaches magic, encouraging everyone to become a mighty magician.

Outside the city, many wandering magical beasts and monsters attacked and preyed on humans.

His world of advanced science changed into one that praised magic. Despite this, his ambition in life, and his social status remained the same; one of the dregs of the society with a struggling father and a disabled step sister that couldn’t walk.

However, Mo Fan found that when most people could only practice a single major element of magic, he was a Versatile Mage!

Tang Ming traveled through Douluo and awakened his useless martial soul, Blue Silver Grass. He had no background, no talent, and no cheats. He originally planned to live his life as a rich man, but he never thought that his martial soul was not an ordinary Blue Silver Grass, but the same dark blue silver grass as Tang Ya.

In order not to degenerate into the dark blue silver grass twins of the Holy Spirit Church with Tang Ya, Tang Ming had to end his bad behavior and plunge into the world of soul masters. Fortunately, Tang Ming's talent was not good and did not attract Tang San's attention.

When Tang San noticed Tang Ming, the test of the Goddess of Life came from the sky. "You, a dark blue silver grass, are not a life attribute at all. Why do you inherit the throne of the Goddess of Life!" Tang San asked in disbelief.

Tang Ming, who had become the Goddess of Life, looked at Tang San with contempt and sneered: "Who said that devouring vitality is not the use of life attributes? This is a macro-control of the vitality of all living beings. Don't call Tang San, eat my blue silver entanglement!"

Once she woke up, Gu Xuejiao became the arrogant and willful stepsister of the book’s male lead. Her specialty resided in breaking the relationship between the male and female lead… she is the nth female character.

Gu Xuejiao thought about this character´s ending. A desolate, abhorrent annihilation… and decided it’s better to continue to practice the Wu San workbooks she just finished in her last life.

The Cheng family watched in alarm:

The girl who was rebellious, and only served to let others worry; asked with a simple expression:

“Do you think it’s better for me to apply to Tsinghua University or Beijing University?”

Cheng family: ….

Note: Wu San workbooks is the Chinese version of Barron’s and Princeton’s for the SAT

In a world of high-level martial cultivation, Jiang Ye awakens a low-tier martial arts system.

What’s it like?

“Unlocking low-tier achievements gives generous rewards?”

“But in a high-tier world, I only need to make a slight move to max out the system?”

“System, show me your limits!”

From that moment, Jiang Ye begins his meteoric rise.

When he first starts training:

[Your punch strength has reached 200 kg, the system’s upper limit! Achievement unlocked: Martial Arts Master.]

[Reward: Physical Transformation!]

Upon breaking through his first realm:

[Your strength surpasses 99% of the low-tier world’s martial artists. Achievement unlocked: Grandmaster.]

[Reward: Reforged Dao Bones!]

Just when he thinks he’ll keep progressing steadily, one day he boards a plane:

[Your speed has exceeded the entire low-tier world. Achievement unlocked: Martial God!]

Years later, Jiang Ye stands at the peak of the universe, hailed as the strongest Martial God.

But hearing the title, he only shakes his head in dissatisfaction:

“Martial God? I already was one the moment I stepped into the path of cultivation.”

Alternate title: *At the First Realm, You Call Me Martial God?*

When Lin Chu first discovered that his phone didn't match the pictures on the online store, he refused. However, after discovering a special app on the phone, he couldn't refuse anymore. "Newcomer 9.9 Special Zone, a building in Lanhe Garden, Beihan Wangting Hotel... New iPhone 11, original price 9999, discounted price 999.9. Lamborghini Veneno, original price 28,000,000, discounted price 28,000." The story begins with Lin Chu buying a building for 9.9 yuan...

Traveling through the world of Naruto, they don't even give me a cheat. The local system is so rude.

It doesn't matter, I will lie flat.

If I was curled up like that before traveling through time, and I have to curl up again after traveling through time, then wouldn't this travel be in vain? .

Danzo: Young man, how can you lie flat at this age? Get up and have fun.

This book is also known as [I really don't want to work hard! ]

[Gourmet Food] + [System] + [A Mad Man Who Dotes on His Wife and Daughter] + [Warm and Daily Life] + [No Time Travel, No Rebirth]

After he turned 30, Jiang Tian lost his job. His boss took his sister-in-law and absconded with 80 million yuan overseas.

Comforted by his wife Lin Wanqing, Jiang Tian decided to set up a stall, but he didn't expect to be bound to the [Strongest Stall System].

A bowl of plain fried rice on the roadside made many customers break down: "Boss Jiang's fried rice is the best fried rice I have ever eaten in my life!"

After being maliciously reported by his peers, Jiang Tian set up a stall in front of the Urban Management Bureau to prove his innocence! !

Wife: My husband is the most powerful man in the world! !

Daughter: Dad! My desk mate said he wants to exchange Australian lobster for the fried rice you made tomorrow! !

Customers: Boss Jiang, please give me another bite, just one bite! !

He is the owner of twin martial souls, he has the most advanced golden heart martial soul, he can automatically cultivate martial souls, and he has an unparalleled soul mentor talent!

Shrek Academy would never have thought that when Jiang Ming entered Shrek as a freshman, the gears of fate had begun to turn!

In just one year, he overturned the entire outer courtyard and won the title of the outer courtyard devil!

In three years, he was invincible in the inner courtyard and suppressed his peers!

In five years, he challenged Shrek Academy's students and teachers!

Countless Shrek people cried out: Who let him enter Shrek!

(Funny article, don't enter if you don't like it)