The first rule of the Bai family's scumbag rules: Never be hypocritical; always reciprocate with sincerity. A wolf's heart will only earn you a dog's lungs. The second rule: Always take the initiative and never be a simp. In ancient times, ancestors would knock out passing girls, carry them home, and have countless descendants, while the honest neighbor who diligently helped with the farm every day was childless. ...This is the story of a scumbag living in a crossover anime world. By the way, are mentally challenged demons protected by law?

While others suffer through transmigration, Han Qing starts with a free "Golden Core Ancestor" experience card! Zero mana consumption! Zero cooldown! Unlimited release of "forbidden spell-level" special effects! Han Qing transmigrates with a built-in [BUG Special Effects System], his actual combat power is weak, but the intensity of his special effects is off the charts! Golden Core is nothing! I'll simulate [Divine Transformation Pressure] with my special effects! Magical treasures are strong? I'll create [Innate Supreme Treasure] phantoms with my special effects! Outnumbered? Let me show you [One Thought: The Creation and Destruction of the Universe] (CG animation)! Six Holy Lands besiege him? I'll unleash all my special effects and scare them into calling me daddy! When all the enemies tremble before his world-destroying special effects, Han Qing realizes: As long as my acting is realistic enough and my special effects are dazzling enough, I am the true boss! A beautiful city lord brings a woman for help? Take her! 100,000 spirit stones and a thousand-year-old elixir? Give it to me! Wealth, beauty, status—I want it all! Han Qing's inner monologue: As long as I don't actually fight, I'm invincible! Oh, you really want to fight? Well then, sorry, special effects are coming! Watch how the strongest "conceptual" cultivator in history defines "invincibility" with special effects! "I really didn't want to be the mastermind; they've imagined me as an indescribable being!"

Jiang Wu, carrying the divine soil "Xiran Seed", airborne Hufflepuff.

Mandrake? Hum a Chinese folk song and get hypnotized!

Greenhouse vegetable farming? Cedric came over carrying dragon manure: "Do you need any help?"

Halloween feast? The snail noodle hotpot stinks, but Said pushes away the green mist: "...Can I try it?"

Soul transmigration + cultivation + farming + growth + funny + no CP + no female lead

Si Qinghe traveled to the realm of immortal cultivation and became a low-level spiritual plant husband. He planted spiritual rice in the sect, awakened the fragments of the spiritual plant book, and his spiritual plant skills improved by leaps and bounds. He stayed in the sect to plant spiritual fields and accidentally planted the seedlings of the world tree. He unexpectedly became a person that all the big men in the world need to worship!

The end of Season 6 and the news of Yanyu being acquired by a mysterious figure ignited the Glory community. Soon, the identity of Yanyu's new owner was revealed: Xia Yunchuan, who debuted in Season 1, had a three-year professional career, officially retired four times, and had two of the three teams he played for disbanded. He was known as the "King of Retirement," "King of Account Theft," "Team Demolition Maniac," and "League's Bane!" Huang Shaotian went on a tirade of complaints among the professional players, only to be banned the next second. [Group Owner] Xia Yunchuan: I heard you were praising my looks behind my back? Just wait, I'll beat you to a pulp next season! Everyone was stunned. This was actually the most mysterious group owner in the professional player group? And not only was he the owner, but he was also a player? Was the owner warming up? From then on, Huang Shaotian's trash talk had a worthy opponent on the field. ...... "We will strive for the championship while staying in the league!" At the press conference,...

Fujiwara Oboro is also a good kid in the eyes of others. He has excellent grades, is good at sports, and is willing to help others. He lends a hand to children who are bullied in school, hone his chess skills with the losing Naniwa Shirayuki, picks up the abandoned kitten and takes it home, and saves the heroine of "Transformation" who was going astray... Why, he only did some very ordinary little things. Since when, Oboro found that the heroines in the anime have all thrown themselves at him. The plan is successful~ (the protagonist is not a Japanese-style male protagonist, he is black-bellied, so be careful) (The world of anime, tentatively: Beautiful Girl Kaleidoscope, Rent-a-Girlfriend, The Dragon King's Work Is Not Working, Sword Art Online, How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend, My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As I Expected...)

A love that transcends time and space? A misunderstanding.

Trying to acquire mythical beasts and seize opportunities? Useless.

Cultivating immortality step by step, defying the heavens? Easy.

A different kind of cultivation journey, a different kind of immortal path, a different kind of heroine bringing a different kind of excitement.

Anomalies happen every year, but this year it happened to my family.

QQ Book Club: 511701499.

#The protagonist of the devil with a super dog personality#

#The heroes fought and failed repeatedly, while the devil was high in the clouds#

#I haven't tried hard yet, why did you fall down? #

In this world, there are always some people who have the aura of villains. They are vicious, cold, arrogant, stupid, crazy, paranoid... They are cannon fodders that will be defeated sooner or later in the eyes of others, and villains who will be pushed down by the protagonist.

But when a fun-loving person who likes to make trouble becomes one of these people, others are surprised to find that the cannon fodder villains who were thought to be easily pushed down can't be pushed down?

Instead, they ran into this indestructible mountain and fell on the way to overthrow the devil.

◎Did the disabled villain in the crematorium of chasing his wife turn evil?

——No, he is still wholeheartedly promoting human virtues.

#My younger brother and my fiancée chasing his wife crematorium#

#And I am responsible for sending everyone to the crematorium#

◎Did the prince who was taken away by mistake and found back feel inferior and rise up?

——No, I am experiencing a happy and unrestrained life.

#The fake prince never stops living and never stops struggling, but dies young#

#I am a slacker, but I am famous in history for eating, drinking and having fun#

[Note: Both "struggle" and "slacker" are in quotation marks. ]

◎Have the villain NPCs in the virtual online game been eliminated?

——No, all the players have been wiped out.

#It is said that the players are the fourth disaster#

#It's time to tell them who is the real disaster#

◎Has the emperor who loves beauty but not the country woke up?

——No, he has gone a step further and planned to commit suicide for love.

#You don't deserve this great country#

#Dying for love is the only destination for love-brained people#

◎Have the villains finally decided to destroy the world today?

——No, the human screening plan is in progress

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■■■■【Guide to consumption】■■■■

①It is probably a story about a #protagonist who does what he wants, acts arbitrarily, and is even more villainous than the villain. He happily makes trouble and watches the show every day, while the villains who are persecuted can only be mad#.

②There is no single arrow, and all small worlds have bg background. The protagonist has a fun mentality, persecutes others without knowing it, and his camp is neutral.

③Finally, no writing guidance is accepted! Let's part ways in peace. Reading is for fun. Don't force yourself to read articles you don't like.

A nerd and a top student traveled to ancient times by accident, and tragically ended up being born as a family slave. In order to survive and change his circumstances, he relied on his intelligence and wisdom to thrive in this era. However, as his fame grew, so did the crisis...