One goddess took the water to drink.
Two goddesses scooped the water to drink.
Three goddesses scrambled for the water to drink.
Four goddesses...
Five goddesses...
"Fuck! Damn it! Don't come! There's really not a drop left!"
Looking at his empty refrigerator and lockers, with no embers in front of him, Hephaestus, the god of fire and forging, wanted to cry but had no tears. Since he extinguished the fire and traveled through time, his biggest worry was his relatives, sisters, aunts, aunts, grandmothers, etc., who often came to his temple to eat and drink, take things, and even refused to leave.
Especially as time went by, the number increased, not only relatives and friends, but also gods from other mythological worlds.
【Food】+【Daily Life】+【Funny】+【Healing】+【No Female Lead】
Lu Feng, who had just lost his job, wanted to transfer the small restaurant left by his parents, but unexpectedly activated the Chef God System.
One task per week, random food, random business hours.
He turned ordinary dishes into exquisite delicacies, and diners lined up to grab them with their mouths watering.
Diner 1: Mr. Lu, your dumplings are the best I’ve ever had in my life!
Diner 2: I even threw away my scale just to eat the dumplings you made!
Diner 3: "Boss Lu, can I have an extra serving of fried noodles? If you don't agree, I'll lie down!"
Diners, captivated by the delicious food, expressed dissatisfaction with Lufeng's arbitrary business hours:
Diner 4: Mr. Lu, 9pm is too late. Can we open earlier? Don’t make me beg you!
Diner 5: What? Open at 3am? Boss Lu, you’re really going too far, aren’t you?
Diner 6: It's 3am, Boss Lu, why aren't you open yet? I'm going to starve to death if I can't eat your cooking!
…
Diner N: Help! I haven't slept a wink outside Boss Lu's restaurant all night. Can anyone tell me what time it opens this week?
Facts have proven that as long as the food tastes good, no matter how bizarre the conditions are, they can’t stop foodies from coming.
Famous singer: I decided to hold a concert in Jiangcheng for a week... no! A month!
Medical Master: I don't want to leave Jiangcheng anymore. Which hospital is willing to take me in? The closer to Lu's Restaurant, the better!
Retired officer: What? Someone wants to buy the Lu Family Restaurant? Xiao Li! Call the security team and follow me!
State Banquet Chef: Master Lu! Please! Please accept me as your apprentice!
[Super Rich] + [School Beauty] + [Funny Article] + [No Logic] + [Slap in the Face] + [Decisive Killing in the Late Stage]
Gu Wenqing, a senior high school student, is bound to the Shenhao system.
If you get admitted to a top university, you will be rewarded with 10 billion yuan.
When university started, Gu Wenqing became famous for driving a Ferrari with one hand.
“99.999% of all the troubles in the world are caused by poverty.”
Gu Wenqing glanced at the bank card with trillions of deposits and said with emotion.
This book is also known as: "It's impossible for a trillionaire to be so young"
"There are already enough school beauties who like me, please stop coming closer."
ps: Just have fun without any brains!
Having transmigrated into a slice-of-life anime world, seeing the news of Kasumi Utako's light novel becoming a bestseller, Bai Ye initially thought he could finally enjoy a normal romantic life. However, upon learning that a bald man lived next door, and that he frequently heard news of explosions in Academy City, occasionally overheard urban legends about Tomie, and then there was this dragon girl in front of him who insisted on being his maid, he fell silent. Just then, having activated his gacha system, he was invited to a multiverse chat group. Bai Ye: Gacha, gacha, wanna gacha, guys? Ninja World Dancer: I'm going to use Susanoo to kill this swindler! I've drawn a hundred cards and still haven't gotten the Tenseigan! Be My Son: You're lucky, I've used up all my savings! Good grief, my sons say they're going to send me to a retirement home. Demon Realm Noble Prince: Ten fox girls for you, I want to gacha! Group Owner Qiu Zixi: Bro, please give me some face, I'm the group owner, can you give me a 20% discount?
[Cultural invasion of the world of immortal cultivation] + [Easy and fun text]
Lin Ye traveled to a world of immortal cultivation where good and evil could not coexist, and became a demonic giant who was undercover in the righteous way.
As long as the two sides went to war, he would have no way out.
Luckily, at this time, he awakened the god-level entertainment system, which not only opened up the Internet for the entire world of immortal cultivation, but also brought a number of entertainment devices and entertainment applications from his previous life. As long as users consumed in the application, he could get rebates.
TikTok, Tomato Free Novels, Honor of Kings, Peace Elite, Dungeon and Warriors, Pinduoduo...
In order to prevent the outbreak of the war between good and evil, and at the same time to reduce the internal competition in the world of immortal cultivation, he sold mobile phones all over the world and launched one application after another.
From this day on, the world of immortal cultivation has completely changed.
The demon gate demon girl changed into JK and Hi Si to dance the edge dance, and became a Douyin million-dollar Internet celebrity, earning tens of thousands of spirit stones in a live broadcast.
The disciples of the sect were addicted to Tomato's brainless novels and couldn't extricate themselves. They read it all night, and their cultivation was gradually declining.
The flying sword of the weapon-refining sect is unsalable, and the sect leader sheds tears in the live broadcast room, and sells it at a 30% discount.
The Mahayana master and the king lose consecutively, and stage a single kill offline.
The empress is addicted to TV dramas and has no intention of attending court.
The real identity of the author of Tomato Golden Fan is actually the ancestor of the holy land.
In less than a year, the world of immortal cultivation has completely fallen.
The immortal emperor of the upper realm looks at the ascension pool that has grown grass and feels that the sky has fallen.
There are three snake eggs in a nest. The younger sister is the reborn empress, and the younger brother is the transformed Taoist.
Since they were born, the two have been practicing hard to become stronger, to seek revenge, and to take back everything.
Xu Chengxian is very amazing. He was a beast of burden before he traveled through time, but in this life he made up his mind to live a simple life.
The empress's sister was quite nice and was willing to reserve a position for him as the dragon horse pulling the chariot. But it is not the same for my brother Daojun. I am going to train him to become stronger and then refine him into the Ten Thousand Souls Banner!
Every second I sleep I gain a little bit of energy, and a short nap turns me into a first-level monster.
My silly sister and brother, get ready to receive love from their older brother.
Dare you steal my bird eggs?
Look at me, little snake, wagging its tail!
"I'll fight!"
In a land of swords and sorcery, there is a mysterious phantom thief catgirl named Cipher.
She always sends out a theft notice ahead of time, and yet never fails, striking fear into the hearts of nobles and elites.
There is the undying war god Mydeimos, who once stood alone atop a shattered fortress wall, repelling tens of thousands of enemies, a true one-man army.
There is the death saintess Castorice, revered by all followers of the God of Death, who dwells in the ruined Demon King's Castle.
There is the Holy Maiden Tribios, respected by all as the founder of the forgotten a utopia hidden from the world.
All these legendary heroes have carved their names into the lore of the land...
But no one knows they are all the same person.
Traveling to another world where the entertainment industry is highly developed, Xiao Yunhai relied on the memory of his previous life to be mixed here.
He is omnipotent in music, screenwriting, literature, and national arts, and he has become a true master of entertainment.
There was a big news in City A recently. The daughter raised by Haomen Lu’s family for eighteen years was not his own.
The real daughter returned to her place, and the fake daughter was sent back.
From a white swan to an ugly duckling, everyone is waiting to see Lu Ning’s jokes.
Want to see how she, a little princess who has been pampered for eighteen years, will live after leaving the rich family?
Lu Ning was not afraid at all.
Isn’t it poor? Just make money.
However, before she led the whole family to make a fortune, the whole family took her to play counting money at home.
The eldest brother of a certain industry giant dumped several companies to her: “It’s all yours. If you want to have it, there are all catering, entertainment, clothing, and playgrounds.”
The second brother of the top superstar: “Ning Ning, do you want to participate in the draft, I will write you a letter of recommendation.”
Even the youngest brother is a computer expert: “Sister, the person who hacked you will never even think about surfing the Internet in this life.”
Lu Ning: …Didn’t it mean that they are generally poor and useless?
Mother: “Xiao Ning, if you don’t like this gold, Mom will get you some diamonds, so that every piece of your clothes will be studded with diamonds, okay? Just wait, Mom will get you some diamonds!”
Father: “Xiao Ning, isn’t it exciting to use the black card? Dad will get you one with a limit, 50 million is much less?”
Lu Ning:? ? ? Didn’t you say that you can’t pay off the mortgage?
Lu Ning said that there is no room for her to play at all, so be quiet and be a salted fish.
but……
A mysterious organization: “Come and be our boss!”
Dean of a research institute: “Come be my successor!”
Lu Ning: … Is it over? ! I just want to be a salted fish!
The top wealthy Mr. Huo rushed over: “Baby! Come to my pot!”
[Elf+Management+Relaxation+Funny]
My name is Su Bai, and I am very panicked now.
I traveled to a world full of ferocious dead beasts.
The good news is that everyone here has awakened. The bad news is that I haven't.
I can only go home and inherit Daddy Cheap's pet shop.
Unexpectedly, I awakened the elf home system, and I changed from a pet store manager to an elf store manager.
One after another, elves appeared in this different world through my hand!
The elves have surprised the world time and time again, tearing away the fog shrouded in dead beasts.
Dead beasts attacked the city, and the Gulardo I summoned appeared out of nowhere, and the sword of the cliff tore countless dead beasts into pieces!
When I formed the Elf Alliance, summoned the elf world, and merged this broken world.
Liekong sat upright in the sky, Wujitai roared across the sky, Phoenix King controlled life and death, Arceus broke through the space and descended with eighteen stone slabs!
On that day, the elves completely changed the world!