【Charming + System + Cool Writing + Relaxed】

[Mine Clearance: Official Matchmaking! Heartthrob! Mind the straying!]

Helian is an unlucky college student who was hit by a car and became a vegetable.

The role-playing system came to him and said it would help him return to normal.

Helian opened his eyes and arrived in the BC period. In front of him was a person called Queen Mother of the West.

Queen Mother of the West?

Why doesn’t the system send him back to the time when Pangu created the world?

Before Helian could even realize that he had turned from a human into a snake, his vision went dark.

"I want to choose my own body!"

[Host, please choose the body you want to put your soul into:]

A. Young green snake

【B. Millennium Centipede】

【C. Adult corpse turtle】

Helian: ...

It's still a snake!

So, Helian began...

He's an orphan, abandoned by his parents and forced to work outside the orphanage to support himself. He's a 2.5-dimensional, pseudo-otaku. One day, a dramatic event takes his own life. He's chosen by a ruthless system to become its master, or simply the Lord God. From then on, he enters a different world, a different life, and a different experience. Embarking on a journey to become the Lord God—a girl? A daughter? A dimension?

It's all possible...

"Asuna! Yui took our panties again!!!"

"Mikoto...are these black ones...chickens?"

"Ram! You can't wash that dress! Rem! That's our sword, not trash!"

"Saeko-senpai, quickly grab Minami Rika and Shizuka-sensei, these two women are drunk again!!!"

"Hyori, Saten, Suguha... Damn it, blow her up!!!"

"Ikaros...can you give me this watermelon?"

"Uh... Tohka, um... it seems like there's nothing to cook... Hey hey hey, don't cry, don't cry, let's do it right away!!!"

“…”

However, it doesn't seem as serious as we imagined.

The system fainted in the toilet!

Lin Shutong, fresh from her college entrance exams, unexpectedly transmigrated to a world of sorcery during her free-spirited trip, gaining a "Win Without Effort" system—she could increase her sorcery power simply by sleeping, receive talismans for daily check-ins, and even trigger a tenfold return by touching Gojo Satoru's hair. Fortunately, the world's plot hadn't yet begun. She casually enrolled in a vocational high school, but inadvertently altered the course of the Stardust Incident, saving Nanami and Haibara, and even turning the tide with a silly confession when Xia Youjie was on the verge of turning evil. Four years later, the system issued her a return ticket. Ten years later, the sorcery world merged with her reality, and the 28-year-old Gojo Satoru said to her, "Lost idiot, you've finally returned?"

An accident caused Xia Yuan to come to the post-collapse world with [Paradise of the Past], and a fairy Aili was also given.

But only Ailishia was sleeping in the depths of the paradise... waiting for someone to wake her up.

Um~ You want to ask what is the method to wake up Ailishia?

That's why I ask. In addition to collecting the seals of the heroes, of course, it is to date other cute girls. If you make the other person's heart beat in the process of dating, you can accumulate a certain amount of energy. When you accumulate enough energy, you can wake up the sleeping pink fairy lady~?

Cute fairies never lie~?

The popular spring fairy lady (Xilin): Human, have you hugged enough? !

Xier: The other one is pregnant, so I must take care of her as much as possible.

The Evil (Don't... forget me!): Please breed new offspring with me~

The speech from the erosion herrscher attached to the paradise typewriter: Ding Ding! Ding Ding Ding! Ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding ding ding!!!

"Time travel? Is this time travel?" Mo Yan, who had a red cloth wrapped around his waist, sat blankly on the stone bed of the cave, his eyes dull: "Just wear it, why is it a tauren? Although he has changed a lot, But...why a minotaur?"

No!

"I am an upright man!" A tauren shouted to the sky.

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All in all: this is the story of a minotaur who farmed, kept growing, and then accidentally turned into a demon king.

Bound to an improperly trained "simp" system, charm increased tenfold! First, a small goal: dominate all the beautiful girls in school...including teachers and the principal! Huh? They're all so proactive! Kasumigaoka Utaha: Can we have a dating simulation? (For research for my new book.) Li Kong: Lots of people ask me out, remember to book in advance next time! Himuro Ayame: Are you free for dinner tonight? Li Kong: Yes, but I never pay for dates with beautiful girls. Himuro Ayame: Then I'll treat you. Ellie: The girl you were having dinner with last night, the one you were being intimate with, looks a bit like my sister? Li Kong: She's your sister. If you have a problem with that, let's break up! Ellie: It's okay, I can't live without you. Ayase Saki: Was that a girl you were talking to on the phone just now? Li Kong: She's your mother. She asked me to go to a hotel tonight. ...Hayasaka Ai: A maid who doesn't want to be the mistress isn't a good maid! Kitagawa Kaimu: If I win this battle, you have to go out with me! Kirisu Mafuyu: I haven't handed in my homework yet! Toyokawa Shoko: You've taken all my teammates... Saionji Sekai: Mom's shoes are here too, and this voice is... (Male/Female, all virgins accepted)

[Refreshing story + high IQ + protagonist rarely loses, daily life and main storyline intersect, the world view is similar to the special episode + animation combination, the pace is slightly slow, it is definitely exciting to read patiently, and a high-quality exquisite wallpaper is included at the end of the chapter]

The young man is calm and composed, and acts in a low-key manner, but things always go against his wishes and he is pushed to the forefront, thus being forced to reach the peak of his life.

Xiaohui, a time traveler, was once a genius, but now at such a young age he has no desires and wants to just live a peaceful life.

But the young elves are unwilling to be ordinary and just want to work hard to become stronger. The phantom elves in the team are also not easy to deal with, and the elves looked down on Xiaohui at first.

Xiao Hui has no interest in the popular paths of gorgeous competitions, gym competitions, performing arts conferences, sports meets, and concerts. Unfortunately, he has also successively provoked elf hunters, evil organizations, and mysterious thieves.

During this trip, Xiaohui did a lot of jaw-dropping things.

On the other hand, the legendary elves are also secretly acting for the boy.

(ps: Special forms have been designed specifically for the three main Sinnoh families. The early stages are mainly for daily life, the mid-term battles with villains, and the late stages are mainly for battles with mythical beasts)

And the country, New Tokyo.

Higashinohara, who wears his soul, only wants to live a quiet life without being disturbed, but [Crime Manual] accidentally appears in his mind. If you arrest the criminal, you can get attribute points and random rewards.

What? Can't you do it?

According to the criminal star of the prisoner, you can enjoy the free distribution of temporary attribute points (mission Buff) when arresting.

The poorer the prisoner, the more vicious the evil the prisoner is!

The harder my Buff is!

The fruits of mysterious ability, powerful swords, and various sequences of equivalences have all been transformed into magic rewards on the [Cevil Manual]...

Police Department: These extrajudicial maniacs are simply crazy, extremely vicious, full of evil...!!!

Higashinohara:

I mean...

Is there anything worse?!

...

...

The following is the protagonist's self-introduction:

My name is Higashinohara, a 16-year-old high school student. I'm unmarried. I boarded at Aragaki Detective Office, Ogawacho, Edogawa District, New Tokyo. After high school, I worked as a discipline committee member of the Academy City. I cooperated with the Academy City Guard to arrest the offender and didn't go home until 8 p.m.

When I get home, I will exercise with my fingers upside down for an hour and taste different brands of canned coffee before going to bed, just after recalling some subtle differences, just like recalling the criminals who fell into my hands.

I will fall asleep on time at 11 o'clock.

Everyone says that my work and rest is very regular and healthy.

But it's a little ashamed to say.

Recently, in my mind,

It seems that something strange has appeared....