[Nonsense] + [System] + [Funny] + [Supernatural] + [Special Forces Plot] + [Single Female Lead] I am a great fisherman! I go up mountains and down seas, in streams and seas, in wind and rain, ignoring the Shudao Mountain, but unexpectedly! Unexpectedly!! I can’t catch any fish!!! I have become a big… nouveau riche in the fishing world! Hmm? You ask me why I became a nouveau riche? Please listen to my detailed explanation in the book (crooked smile)

Introduction One:

When Jiang Shouzhong finally resolved to help his wife vanquish demons and uphold the righteous path of the human world, he saw nothing but piles of white bones. Standing atop the battlefield of Asuras, the demoness was none other than his former wife.

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Introduction Two:

Above the temple halls, beneath the rivers and lakes, where the world of humans and demons divide, along the righteous and evil paths, countless charismatic individuals weave lives full of fireworks, unable to exhaust the tales of snow, moon, wind, and flowers.

Kings and generals, peddlers and pawnbrokers, scholars and swordsmen, fiends and phantoms, they are all but pages in a book—each of varying thickness, some with twists and turns, others dull and ordinary, filled with ups and downs, joy and sorrow, or a mix of good and evil, with causes and effects unending.

And the book of Jiang Shouzhong's life is undoubtedly the most captivating of all.

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I was an NPC Passerby, and the system told me that my mission was very simple—

1. Become friends with the male protagonist.

2. Block a fatal blow for the male protagonist at critical juncture.

3. Die in the male protagonist’s arms, beautifully reciting pre-written lines, allowing him to gain power-ups amidst his grief and anger, thus enabling him to defeat stronger foes than himself.

The system said that my death would present a tear-jerking scene, after which I could retire.

I nodded, indicating that I fully understood everything.

Then I discovered that the greatest challenge of this quest wasn’t “becoming friends with the male lead” but rather “dying.”

Who could tell me why the speed at which the male protagonist unlocked his abilities was faster than the speed at which I recited my dying words?!

I hadn’t even fallen to the ground yet, and the earth-shattering boss had already been beaten to death by the rampaging male lead!

All I could do was hunker down and wait for my next opportunity to sacrifice myself, but…

Ahh, how did it come to this?! The male protagonist’s power-ups were far quicker than my own dying pace—there really weren’t any chances left for me!

“I absolutely will not allow anyone else to have the chance to harm you… absolutely.”

…Thank you, but seriously, there really isn’t any need to go so far for a mere “friend!” Why does saying this make the male protagonist look even more displeased?!

[Why don’t you check the tags?]

I looked—

And found that after the original “Youngster’s Passion,” another tag appeared: “Feast on Dog Food.”

I stared at it blankly.

What did that mean? How was I supposed to understand this?!

Speaking of, the latest round of “Character Popularity Voting” had unexpectedly landed on the same name as mine…

Wait, does that sound like me?!

Ah?

I really am just a passerby!

Aloof and Naive Female Lead X Outgoing Hidden Schemer Male Lead

[Reading Notes:]

1. Urban Monster Setting, Transmigrating into a Comic. There will be some forum content, but not the main focus.

2. The system’s role is quite significant, and its comedic function is somewhat like that of a roast master.

3. Ability Possession, with a hint of supernatural elements, but should not be considered horror.

4. Pay little attention to the comments section; if you need to contact me about something important, please look at the column.

5. Not quick-transmigration, not quick-transmigration, really not quick-transmigration! I tagged it as transmigration, so don’t get mixed up, T_T

6. All city names used within this work are fictional, including Fuhai City and Qionghai City derived from the manga. Do not associate them with reality.

Initially studying medicine but unable to practice, he later sold televisions. When the opportunity arose to return home, he ventured into the sharing economy, where deposits were non-refundable. He then shifted to real estate, achieving some success and finally selecting a prime property, only for it to remain unfinished…

In 2008, Yu Xing woke up from a dream to find himself back on the eve of the financial crisis, facing investment losses. That year, as giants took shape and capital awakened, he was forced to navigate a dual path: struggling to build his own business for profit while also, out of necessity, profiting from short-selling other companies.

Much later, when his short-selling alias was exposed by the media, Yu Xing openly admitted, “It was me.”

Everything exploded! How could the most conscientious entrepreneur and the most ruthless global short-seller be the same person?!

[Anime Crossover] [2D] [Not a Single Heroine] [Infinite Flow] [Invincible, Slice of Life] [Slow Burn]

An inventory system is introduced at the start of the game.

An Xue: "What? You want to do me?"

"Let me ask about the anime-themed cookies in my hand first!"

"Red Eyes! Charge!"

Chitong: "...?"

"Esdeath! Bronya? Mebius?!"

"Go!?"

......

"Looks like I'll have to do it myself..." (sighs)

"Heaven, in motion all things!"

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This book is a slow burn with a slice-of-life focus—you'll only get bored if you read it from beginning to end!

If you only read the first three chapters, you might as well play some poker with your buddies.

Confirmed worlds: [Main World Without Collapse (Merged World)] → [Akame ga Kill!] → [Main World] → [Kaguya-sama: Love Is War] → [Main World] → [Sophie] → [Main World] → [Spider Girl]

[Delicious food + no romantic pairing + lighthearted + heartwarming + funny + perfect for eating]

Also known as: The female protagonist of this angst-filled novel is nothing more than a bunch of gluttonous girls (I cured my love-struck mind with food) (Food Heals the World)

In another time and space, Lin Wei watched as a female protagonist from his previous world chased after him, begging for food, and fell into deep thought.

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Lin Wei, a top-tier female chef with exceptional talent in China.

Although he transmigrated here to work as a background character who helps maintain the female lead's happiness.

But Lin Wei said she didn't understand.

Is it possible to be happy after repeatedly struggling with the male protagonist and suffering physical and emotional humiliation and harm?

Instead of indulging in love and romance, which can be incredibly painful, why not enjoy the happiness of delicious food?

So the female academic star, who was originally going to be the school heartthrob's simp for three years, stopped doing so.

He was determined to study hard to get into university, and he also craved the rice noodle stall near the school gate every day.

The female academic star: Isn't high school life all about studying? Dating? You watch too many TV dramas.

When the innocent girl who is a substitute for a rich family no longer worries about gains and losses, and no longer gets caught up in melodramatic and tragic love stories.

Little White Flower: Love is nothing compared to the aroma of lunch. I just want to poach the chef and have her cook for me three meals a day!

Even the real heiress in the "True or False Heiress" story doesn't engage in internal strife anymore. How can one expect something like family affection to exist?

If you have time, wouldn't it be nice to have another meal of golden egg fried rice?

What? The stall owner isn't open today? The sky is falling!

A female celebrity in the entertainment industry, a female general with illustrious military achievements in ancient times...

Huh? A post-apocalyptic setting?

I'm just a chef, why should I go to such a dangerous dimension?

The system rolled its eyes:

Who told you to cook such delicious food? Even the people two dimensions away from the next dimension can smell it!

Bai Chen picked up a keyboard, and he randomly pressed a key, and an identical version of himself was summoned. Hello, Bai Chen from Earth, I am Bai Chen from Blue Star, and I am a top student. So Bai Chen from Earth lived a life where he had to solve everything by himself. Bai Chen from Earth: "There is nothing that I can't solve by myself, and if I can't, I will summon 10,000 more of myself."

In the castle on the cliff.

Daolong shouted angrily: "Five years, five whole years, and you, a piece of trash, can't even use a lighting technique? Do you really think I won't expel you from my sect?"

Luo Qing: "I know a way to eternal life."

Daolong: .....

Luo Qing: "Two more."

Daolong: .....

Why do I suddenly think this little piece of trash is pretty handsome?

"The four of you are all terrible at singing and dancing, and have absolutely no talent. If we want to propel you to the top of the K-pop scene, the only way is to create drama and cause trouble..." [Created out of love, the daily antics of the female lead, Bai Cai, and four ordinary girl group members]

In the distant 40th millennium

The dream of humanity's golden age has vanished like a wisp of smoke.

A unique era has arrived, and this weak "god" merges with an outsider who was unexpectedly drawn into the conflict.

The combination of the two of them is actually that they're afraid of dying?

And silence and death—that is the Krieg Death Legion.

An intern political commissar was "lucky" enough to be promoted to a full-fledged position in this corps.

The political commissar, who was afraid of death, made up his mind to live.

However... his impression of the Death Legion was not as the rumors suggested.

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(A mix of sweetness and heartbreak, focusing solely on pure love)