I, Li Changqing, swear to God!

I'm really not a lolicon!

I'm just a poor transmigrator trying to keep my job!

But can anyone tell me why the legendary Emperor of the East Sea was only eight years old?

She's a picky eater, so I have to coax her; she's bullied, so I have to protect her; she can't do her homework, so I have to tutor her!

The whole academy looks at me strangely, thinking that I, as a trainee trainer, have some kind of peculiar hobby!

I've been wronged!

I just want to find a female horse to collaborate with!

But when I saw her holding my hand and saying with trusting eyes, "Brother Changqing, I only believe in you"... sigh, oh well, so be it, I'm a lolicon!

Isn't it just about raising an eight-year-old future empress?

I'll take this job!

Go ahead and laugh all you want. Once she reigns supreme, you'll see who the real winner in life is!

Do you think I only signed one champion?

No, not at all, powerful horse lady, I want them all.

Poetry Drama, Fukuro Machigane, McQueen Megumi, Oguri Hat, Golden City, Silent Suzuka, Rice Bath, Golden Ship, Special Week...

The transmigrator, Natsukawa Tiger, is 18 years old (?), mentally 30 years old (?), and his actual age is unknown. He is a young man who inherited the Holy Sword from King Arthur, a Star Sword Wielder with a body almost identical to that of Princess Arcueid of the True Ancestor, a candidate for Earth's Ultimate Origin, a well-known street hustler in the Clock Tower's parallel world, and a super-professional savior who has saved the world countless times! After saving the world yet again, he sincerely decided the following: [Even if Alaya and Gaia kneel down and beg me next time, I won't save the world!] [I want a vacation! I want to retire! I want to retire!] [Want me to save the world? No way!] Then, after getting married to his female brothers, only four years passed. Natsukawa Tiger, the human form of Arthur, the designated father of Alaya and Gaia, transmigrated again! (The previous work was "To Become a King and a Magician", which has over 2 million views and is now complete, with the first 420,000 views being free.)

(Purely joyful, focusing on daily life, a slow-paced plot, high-sugar, no-slasher plot, a harem of witty rants and goofballs, a hilarious story that'll make you smile.)

Chu Li thought that as a man devoted to love, a virgin who'd been single-handedly solo for 20 years, he'd have a happy ending when he met his destined partner.

But...

"Li, I know, everything now is a lie." The cook, with her EX-level housekeeping skill, glared.

"Damn Chu Li, actually... you're the most delicious~" a certain white-haired idiot said with a goofy grin.

"Chu Li, don't forget tonight's Sword Heart Jue," said the Red Kite Immortal.

"Uncle, the white-cut duck isn't tasty!" a certain fake "Three-Nothing" shuddered.

And Chu Li...

"Seven minutes of redemption, even if it's fake, I'll definitely find you again, but only if... you stop fighting! (Insane)"

In short, this is a story about a male protagonist who wants to be devoted but faces immense difficulties as he's pursued by the girls.

Behind every sick and delicate girl, there is a vicious Asaxi scumbag, Bai Weiran, who is a professional game designer, passed through him and beat up the wicked Asaxi scumbag, and took those sick and delicate girls away and imprisoned them!And guide hard!Read more, make more money, see more men, see the world more, broaden your horizons, increase your abilities, and the sickness will naturally heal without medicine. One day, these girls who shouldn't exist in his world come to him "Brother Weiran,

My name is Liang De, I am 27 years old, not a student. After traveling through time, I live in the university town of Xiangbei City, unmarried.

Before traveling through time, I had to work overtime until 9pm every day before I could go home. If I was slacking off, I would work all night.

I smoke, perm my hair, but don’t drink. I only swear online. I don’t recharge or use pirated content. I will definitely watch the anime that men must watch. I have decided to go to bed and get up early, so I will definitely stay up until 12pm. When I get into bed, I will play with my phone immediately. I practice Taoism once or twice a week, and never save interesting anime and comic novels for when I wake up. Friends I know say that I am normal.

I am currently trying to find a way to travel back. If you are a beautiful girl or have a good idea, please contact me.

The Four Dark Lords have returned, and the human world has been merged with the Digimon world...

Facing MetalSeadramon's ultimate wave cannon, Jiangchuan's system finally activated.

"Ding, the novice gift pack is open. Please select the Digimon you want to evolve."

Two cards appeared in front of Jiangchuan, War Greymon and Dark War Greymon.

Before MetalSeadramon died: Young people don't have martial ethics, why can you keep using your ultimate moves...

Main characters: Jiangchuan, Meimei,

[Hilarious Cultivation Game] [System-Based Skill Point Allocation] [New Source Method] [Physical Exercise] [Running]

P.S.: This story focuses on positive energy and striving, and has completely stripped away the dark core of the original work. It has a positive value system, so please enjoy it with confidence.

He transmigrated into the world of Gu Yue Fang Yuan, but was bound to a bizarre system.

Running makes you stronger, adding points makes you a supreme being!

I intended to play it safe and develop my character, but things gradually went awry...

Facing the original story's boss, my tactics completely broke their defenses:

Bai Ningbing: "Fang Yuan! If you're so capable, don't use your weird 'QQ Speed' Gu!"

Hei Loulan: "What's wrong with your power? We agreed to fight with wits, but you're trying to crush me with sheer numbers?"

Starry Sky Immortal: "Having deduced the secrets of heaven for ten thousand years, why can't I predict what you'll do next?!"

As for talking about love?

Women only slow me down!

Then one day, Shang Xinci handed her a bottle of water: "Brother Heitu, are you tired?"

Fang Yuan: "...Oh no, I think I'm starting to get love-struck!"

See how this unique Fang Yuan achieves the most explosive Great Love Immortal Venerable status in the simplest way!

After experiencing all the anime, Altair got bored and decided to bring the anime heroes into the school world.

A goddess splashes water on a priest, a vampire draws a gun and confronts the Demon King, and the invincible Ainz Ooal Gown can't even break through a wall! Problem children are forced to attend classes obediently! Explosive Mages become mere fireworks displays, and the Demon King Rimuru can only perform purifying expired lunchboxes. When Lelouch and Demiurge clash in wisdom! When Benimaru draws his sword against Ainz, Anderson uses the Bible against Aqua, the Vampire King Alucard becomes Inspector Megure's subordinate, and the Shadow Lord starts working as a Meituan deliveryman? The Undead King is actually a network administrator! Two goddesses of wisdom can't solve math problems, Yujiro Hanma gives Frillien a PE lesson, and the invincible Jotaro Kujo is actually a model student! Dio isn't afraid of sunlight, and the Tyrannical Demon King is actually a transfer student! Tanya finally discovers the existence of X? Kazuma is actually envious of Subaru Natsuki! Goto watches a robin sing?

To satisfy Altair's perverse tastes, the anime protagonists have no choice but to spend their exciting and fun school days here before successfully graduating and returning to their own world.

Characters include those from titles such as *Undead Overlord*, *Wandering Witch*, *That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime*, *I Want to Become a Stronger Person with the Strength of a Shadow*, *Hellsong*, *KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!*, *The Hero Is Strong But Too Cautious*, *Fridayen*, *Code Geass*, *Mushoku Tensei*, *So What If I Reincarnated as a Spider*, *Saga of Tanya the Evil*, *Re:Zero -Starting Life in Another World-*, and *Jujutsu Kaisen*.

(Urban imagination + male protagonist slapping face + system + hilarious, if you don’t laugh after reading chapter 30, I’ll give you a slap on the face!)

"Have you seen too many false advertisements? Now, they are all true!"

Zhou Yiming, 25 years old, is a migrant worker in Beijing with a monthly salary of 18,000 yuan and a debt of 110,000 yuan. He is bombarded with false advertisements such as "buy a house with 0 down payment", "win an iPhone for 1 yuan", and "beautiful anchors play games with you online" every day, and has suffered a mental breakdown.

Until one day, he smashed his phone in anger and accidentally activated the "False Advertisement Come True System" - from then on, all the deceptive ads, all! Come true!

"Buy a house with 0 down payment?" The black-hearted real estate agent moved into an unfinished building that has been standing for 30 years!

"Win an iPhone for 1 yuan?" 999 real phones were found in the fraud company's warehouse!

"Paying a large sum of money to have a child?" A group of scammers collectively experience the "pregnancy simulator"!

Even more outrageous is——

The system can also be upgraded! When Zhou Yiming discovered that "immortal cultivation advertisements," "interstellar battleship instant kills," and "two-dimensional foil clearances" could also become reality...

All the leeks in the universe started calling him dad!

Please note that some of the content in this article involves the following plots, so please pay attention. * The otaku Murasaki Shikibu wants me to be the male lead; * Sayuri Sawamura wants to be my daughter; * The Crown Princess Minamoto no Raikou says I'm cute; * How did I, a otaku, become a member of parliament? The real name is also known as "The Living Cao Cao Hikigaya"