[Single female lead, game fanfiction, light comedy]

He woke up to find himself carrying only a blood-stained coat, sitting on a train bound for an unfamiliar city. Across from him, a girl was talking about inexplicable things. Fargo was completely bewildered. Who am I? Where am I? Where am I going? What should I do? Why are all the students here carrying guns?

Should an adult burdened by a heavy past become a teacher revered by his students, or return to his old profession and do what he's good at? The adult will definitely choose: I want it all! A rare opportunity to showcase his talents—whether he becomes an unknown or a world-famous figure—falls entirely on his mind, and Fargo's choice is crucial. —Kivotos, the Godfather, in a grand serial!

This book is also known as *Once upon a time in Kivotos*, *Lock, Stock and Two Machine Gun Barrels*, and *Kivotos's Promises*.

(This work is a derivative work based on the world and storyline of the game Azure Archives. Unavoidable elements include, but are not limited to, movie references, musical references, secondary settings, out-of-character (OOC) elements, and occult concepts. In case of any conflict with official settings, the official settings shall prevail. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is purely coincidental.)

Regarding the matter of you, who just wanted to be an ordinary person, being tricked by Gojo Satoru into becoming an outsider for a sorcerer.

You dream of becoming a pastry chef, but you are unexpectedly discovered by Gojo Satoru while using your magic. Ah... what bad luck! From then on, you are tricked by Gojo Satoru into joining a vocational high school as an outside helper. But... how did you end up becoming someone's staff member?

Apologies for the out-of-character (OOC) content; there are many personal interpretations (many parts of the original work will not appear; the main focus is on a sweet and satisfying happy ending).

Writing for the first time is not easy. I'm sensitive, so please don't scold me; I'll cry if you do.

Tomb raiding + no female lead + system, no fixed couple, ship however you like.

As a super-rich second-generation heir, Qi Su said his life had been smooth sailing, but the system didn't think so and directly airdropped him into the world of tomb raiding.

Qi Su cried himself to sleep in the bathroom after going from being a super-rich second-generation heir to an ordinary person.

Having transmigrated to the world of tomb raiding and become bound to the Mountain Moving Taoist, Qi Su goes further and further down the path of crime.

The author is terrible at coming up with names.

I apologize to all my readers for the inconsistency in updating the previous chapter due to other commitments.

The male lead has no romantic pairing (just casual shipping) + a very eccentric white moonlight from the Cursed Realm.

Fenglan was cosplaying as a real person at a comic convention when someone cosplaying as a Taoist priest told him he was in for a bloody disaster. Fenglan didn't believe it, but when he got onto the road, he was hit by a... electric scooter.

Will cosplaying as a real person bring retribution?

He woke up to find himself being chased by monsters, and the unscrupulous system took advantage of his vulnerability to trick him into signing a sales contract.

[Please sell 100,000 of these "power pills." If you breach the contract, you will need to pay a penalty of one billion.]

Fenglan: People are cursing back, selling powerful pills, honest and generous, 10 million per pill.

He starts by inheriting a family that consists of only one person. He sells medicine without a license and trains students without teaching qualifications. He is dedicated to preventing the cult leader from getting stuck in a rut. Rather than killing the demons, he prefers to cultivate the budding talents of the sorcery world.

This sweltering summer, there's actually still some sweetness to be found...

(Modified Type-Moon, harem, no system, already a completed million-word novel) First lesson in transmigrating to the Eastern Han Dynasty: Being too handsome really gets you hunted down! Looking at his handsome face and automatically seductive eyes reflected in the bronze mirror, Liu Bei angrily tore up the script: "Who installed this succubus passive skill?!" [Your hero Cao Cao has triggered the "Green Plum is Not as Good as a Fallen Flower" darkening line] "Xuande, will you choose my Seven Star Sword..." Cao Cao's sword tip pressed against Zhuge Liang's fox tail, "or this demoness's feather fan?" [The Little Conqueror of Jiangdong activates the "True Love Lunch Box" skill!] Sun Ce, wielding a spiked club, kicked open the door: "Liu! Xuan! De!?! You promised to go with me, sisters! Why did you only go to see my sister yesterday?" To make matters worse—Lü Bu arrived riding Red Hare: "Bei Bei! How dare you favor Dong Zhuo alone?" While the whole world was chanting "He who gains Xuan De gains the empire"—Liu Bei angrily slammed the table: "Let whoever wants this succubus script take it! I will conquer this chaotic world with a face of maximizing benevolence!"

[GL Yuri] "Don't Even Think About GL" by Beggar Who Asks for Wine [Completed + Extra Chapters] Synopsis: That night, Qiao Yan and her nemesis Zhou Xiyun ended up in the same bed, completely out of it. Afterwards, according to Qiao Yan's recollection, although they were both drunk and completely out of their minds, they definitely didn't do anything inappropriate, except… they kissed in a moment of confusion. When she woke up, Zhou Xiyun's face was extremely ugly; she wanted nothing more than to strangle her. Qiao Yan guiltily backed away, her back against the headboard, determined not to lose face, resolutely…

After Su Jiu died in the apocalypse, she opened her eyes and became the most tragic mulberry-raising girl in a cultivation novel.

She sold her blood to support seven ex-boyfriends, and her skinny younger siblings had their cultivation resources stolen by those scumbags. They were either going to die or get injured in the future, and her whole family was pitiful. She was extremely disappointed in her poverty alleviation and love-struck mind.

When Su Jiu woke up, she also felt that everything was over, but she found that the photocopier and scanner she had found in the apocalypse had also come with her.

[Copy a small handful of green rice!]

[Copy it to the scumbag's sleeve!]

[Copy it to the scumbag's spiritual root!]

[Copied to the scumbag's]

In his final year of high school, Lin Mo suddenly begins receiving real-time updates on beautiful girls.

At first, he thought this was his golden cheat code to a perfect life—but the information he receives turns out to be... oddly niche.

——

The foul-mouthed childhood friend from his foster family?

She’s secretly obsessed with him in a disturbingly twisted way...

The cold and aloof girl from his childhood?

Turns out she’s a hardcore chuunibyou—so deep into her delusions she’s lost all grip on reality,

but still refuses to leave him alone in this mundane world...

The seemingly perfect white moonlight of his dreams?

She’s chasing twisted thrills of youth, and plans to drag him into a reckless, dangerous game...

The gentle, soft-spoken neighbor girl?

She's on the verge of mental collapse at all times,

yet still greets him with the warmest smile...

After all the chaos and heartache—

On graduation day, the girls stand beneath the cherry blossoms.

Their pure white uniforms flutter, dark ponytails dancing in the breeze.

They smile at him—

a breathtaking, unforgettable scene.

Heaven bestows its blessings upon women, thus granting them inherent nobility and placing them above men. Among countless women, occasionally a celestial maiden descends to earth, assisting her follower in unlocking their spiritual roots and achieving immortality. Therefore, the sect leaders of all immortal sects on the Immortal Continent are revered celestial maidens, even the top three sects and six factions. The newly transmigrated celestial maiden, You You, feels immense pressure! An entire sect of delicate, frail, and helpless followers—how difficult would that be to raise? Thus, in secret realm explorations, defending against demons, and sect conflicts, You You, as the sect leader, always takes the lead, charging to the forefront of the struggle! That's how protective a patriarch is! Her followers, protectors, and potential Daoist partners: "..." Something's not right with our lord. She could be a delicate flower, but the sect leader insists on being strong and resilient…

The Hong Kong comprehensive world starts from becoming a zombie.

"Dear viewers, the following World Cup team is the Xiangjiang Kung Fu Football Team."

"The first player to appear is the right forward Ah Xing. His best skills are Shaolin's Vajra Kick and Tathagata Palm."

"Left forward Chen Haonan is good at Chinese pride, but it's a pity that he can't bring a sword in football matches."

"Goalkeeper Wang Xiaolong, formerly known as Ma Jun, is a senior inspector and is good at the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms."

"Captain and center Xiao Zhang is one of the top ten outstanding young people in Hong Kong, the richest man in Hong Kong, and the leader of the anti-gangster group in Hong Kong. He is good at..."