Chen Fan transmigrated to a parallel world ten years ago, but was forced to become a greasy butcher.

After getting drunk, he drew a comic book documenting his dreams, but unexpectedly, he became bound to a system and transformed into the strongest prophet.

"Holy crap, this quality even made it to the first page? Is the website sure they're not mistaken?"

"The author wields a butcher's knife and rampages through the city for kilometers, even taking down a giant monster three stories tall in one move?"

"Holy crap, this guy actually turned the monster into stir-fried shredded vegetables with a swift stroke!"

"Nonsense, that was clearly my bald instructor, driving back and forth on the monster's head explaining driving test part two."

"Huh? What I saw was Tony the hairdresser downstairs, wielding a 40-meter curling iron, burning the monster to death?"

"Stop arguing! It was a mosaic person who put a thong on the monster, making it so embarrassed!"

Chen Fan: System, what kind of garbage skills have you given me...?

[Time travel + action-packed + invincible + just do it! + mainly crossover anime and curse stories] The protagonist has a strong aversion to Japan, so just read it and be done with it.

Also known as: [To kill more Japanese devils, this god quietly becomes the biggest villain behind the scenes]

Chapter 31 Entering the Modern Era.

Congratulations on being chosen as the god of the new world! After becoming a god, Niko not only built a world of unity of multiple worlds, but also immediately took Ryomen Sukuna as his disciple!

Unexpectedly, in order to make the protagonist's life more interesting, the system started off in an unbelievable way.

At the age of 3, Zenji Naoki said: "Son-in-law, you're in charge of the future!"

At age 5, Xia Youjie said: She will be my wife!

Megumi Fushiguro: Did you ask me how I felt?

Kotoko Iwanaga: Absolutely not! She wants to rule the entire universe!

Shigeo Kageyama: Gojo-sensei, I don't want to go to school here!

Gojou: I'll teach you how to expand your domain!

Thus began the life of Koko, who, despite being invincible, had to become a student at the Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu Higher Specialized School.

[Nonsensical] [Shameless] [Unconventional]

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In a hidden corner of the demon realm.

The little monsters sat beside the tall skeleton, listening to the old monster tell stories of the past.

“In the past, humans were terrified of us demons.”

"We have vast tracts of land in the human realm, expansive and beautiful soil, and warm and comfortable dwellings..."

"When the human children heard that we were coming, they were so scared that they didn't even dare to cry. Hehe, they were so domineering."

"And then what happened?" the little monsters asked curiously. "Why are we hiding here now, digging up tree roots?"

"And then..." The old monster's eyes trembled slightly, as if recalling the most terrifying events of the past.

"The world is in an uproar over Yue Wen."

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"Congratulations! Our 'Yue Family Cultivation Agency' is widely loved by the people of Jiangcheng and has been selected as the best cultivation institution of the year. Master Yue, could you share with everyone why you have achieved such success?"

On television, an ethereal female reporter raises a microphone.

“You might not believe it,” Yue Wen replied seriously, “I have seen a dragon.”

"Delta Operation" + "System" + "Live Stream" + "Knife Run".

Chen Hao, a half-dead Delta anchor and a freelancer.

After acquiring the "Delta All-Round System" by chance, his streaming career began to change dramatically...

(As a Delta rat, the author's warehouse is worth 550m. It's non-toxic, so please feel free to consume it. *manual sarcasm*)

Decisive and ruthless + ensemble acting genius + humor + fast pace + immortal killing

A genius? That's just the threshold to my door!

You haven't cultivated yourself; you see me like a frog at the bottom of a well looking at the moon in the sky!

If you cultivate yourself, you will see me as a mayfly seeing the blue sky!

…

Jianghuainan has seen dragons!

The dragon's head lowered from the depths of the dark clouds, and in the instant their eyes met—

The dragon is gone, but Jiang Huainan now possesses the "Heaven and Earth Eight Extremes Returning to the Treasure Register".

After that, Jiang Huainan realized that there was another side to this world!

He desperately wanted to find a demon to take him in and make him stronger.

But after four years of searching, we found nothing!

He was in a car accident on his 19th birthday.

It was entirely black, with a white head and a large tail; the flowers, trees, and plants had withered, and the land was cracked…

Found it!!

Jiang Huainan rushed forward excitedly!

Patience? Fear?

All of that is bullshit compared to the determination to find the truth and become stronger!

He took the knife and chopped the demon to pieces, piece by piece!

Containing the "Fei" will yield the Plague Poison, spreading plague and annihilation.

Containing a "drowning ghost" grants the power to control water, allowing one to command all water at will.

Containing "Yonghe" grants the user the power of the Tongbi Divine Arm, enabling them to support the heavens and shake the earth.

However, everything seemed to change once he became an "insider".

The school is actually the most forbidden area in Kyushu.

My grandfather is a patrolman in the mortal realm, the highest-ranking official after the Underworld Marshal!

My second grandfather is a descendant of the Yin lineage and worships the Great Emperor of Fengdu!

My third grandfather is…

My parents pulled a provincial bureau chief from a pile of corpses!

The one who owes his parents a favor is the head of the Huaxia National Craftsman Family!

Although my parents left, they secured for me something even the most powerful figures in the capital envied…

Jiang Huainan: I am the Crown Prince of Dong Province! The Immortal Slayer Zhenwu! I only kill, I do not save! If you have not accumulated merit, then you must not be of my kind, and your heart must be different!

Chen Lu obtained a mysterious sign-in system!

Go to [your own toilet] to sign in and get a reward of 1,000 yuan!

Go to the [rooftop upstairs] to sign in and get a super powerful skill as a reward!

More sign-ins, more rewards!

Just when Chen Lu thought he was about to become tall, rich and handsome, marry a beautiful, wealthy woman, and reach the pinnacle of life, the challenges had just begun...

The Grudge, Dead Silence, Gonjiam...

Why are the check-in locations in these places!

No insider: 615945890 (Everyone who joins the group must give a first order of 8, don’t make it difficult for me)

Nanfeng has a dream, that is, he hopes that his best bad friend will live across the street, and his favorite fool will be by his side.

That dream is now half realized.

So, does anyone want to be a fool now?

(Single female protagonist, no cp removed.)

#Silly story, just have fun! # = [If you had a chance, would you want to get close to the police academy team?] Without hesitation, I answered first, [Get close! Of course! Starting at the police academy is best!] Then, I magically arrived in the world of Detective Conan, dragging my suitcase in front of the police academy. Me: "?" System: [Your wish is granted. Go and report for duty~ After the book finishes a complete story, we can go back!] I looked down at my outfit, patted my flat chest, and exclaimed in surprise, "I've become a man?" System: [No, a woman disguised as a man.] Me: "?" Why disguise myself as a man? And how did I pass the police academy physical exam?? System: [We only have old-fashioned scripts here. Disguising oneself as a man was a popular element back then. Don't worry, you can use a voice imitation, your voice won't be a problem.] Me: "...Won't this really be discovered? And I don't speak Japanese." System: [Proficiency in multiple languages ​​is essential for old-fashioned scripts. I've already equipped you with that.] Besides, you still have special silver hair.】 Me: "Got it, I'll go get a checkup now to see if it's albinism or some kind of early cancer." System: 【? ? Shouldn't you suspect you're Gin's sister or something? A powerful older brother and a love-hate relationship are popular tropes in old-school dramas.】 Me (completely misplaced focus): "Why the younger sister? I want to be the older sister!!" System: 【...Fine. Then take some half-finished drug to reduce your age a few times and become the older sister who looks like the younger sister.】 Me: "Is this all arranged? No, I should say how I've survived until now, no, no, if I really had this identity, how would I survive into the future—" System: 【The old-school drama team thoughtfully provides you with initial skills, you can choose two: Love at First Sight Card, Popularity Card, Weathering With You Card...】 Me: "I want the Incredible Strength Card and the Swift as the Wind Card, do you have them? I want them." System: 【?】 System: 【...Fine.】 = I crossed over into another dimension in one fell swoop. Luckily, the flow of time was different from that of the Conan world, and I was still enjoying a long summer vacation. I could still contact my sisters on my phone. I happily shared in our little group chat, and my sisters exclaimed, "Really? Come on, send me lots and lots of sexy photos!!" I replied, "Okay." I boldly knocked on the door next door and said as it opened, "Hi, Morofushi, can I take a picture of you after you shower?" Morofushi: "?" "I want to record every beautiful moment of our police academy." Morofushi: "..." Do I have to record this too...? = "Holding an old-fashioned script and sticking together in the police academy" × "Magically modified old-fashioned script and sticking together in the police academy" √ The heroine's superhuman strength is the kind that can lift a car (), and her speed is the kind that can race cars and dodge bullets? In short, she should have been holding an old-fashioned Mary Sue script, but instead picked up an old-fashioned overpowered protagonist version of an invincible, funny, and sarcastic heroine. Just have fun! =CP issue... I think with the female lead's personality, she'll probably be all about close male friends (thinking) plus she's got maximum boyfriend potential. I haven't decided on a specific CP yet, so it's possible there won't be one. Or maybe the main story will be CP-free, focusing on silliness and going home, and a CP will be introduced in the side stories~</p>

In his previous life, Ling Xiao was an ordinary social animal college student who accidentally traveled to the world of cultivating immortals and joined the unreliable Qingyun Sect by mistake. He was burdened with a bizarre system that issued stupid tasks. Initially, he just wanted to live a safe and sound life in this new world. Later, in order to protect this group of unreliable but warm friends, he had to grow up, and at the same time secretly explore the secrets of his own entrepreneurship and the system.

Ye Shen traveled through the world of Journey to the West and unexpectedly turned into a fairy peach, gaining access to a tribulation upgrade system. The 81 tribulations Tang Sanzang encountered on his journey to the West were infinitely upgraded by the system. "Ding, the White Bone Demon's combat power is detected to be 50 points. Do you want to increase the White Bone Demon's combat power?" "Increase!" "Ding, the White Bone Demon's combat power is increased by +5000000000 points!" Tang Sanzang: "This pile of bones is terrifying. I surrender!" Sun Wukong: "Even Tathagata is more powerful. I kneel down!" Zhu Bajie: "The journey to the West is too terrifying. I want to go home to find my wife!" Monk Sha: "Divide everything and go home to your mothers!"