When Jiang Feng woke up, he found himself transformed into Andrew van der Kemp, the troublesome and rebellious son in the American TV series "Desperate Housewives".

The bad news is, something's not right in this world. Aunt Susan next door keeps attracting serial killers, Gabrielle's closet not only hides a gardener but also a ghost doll, and her own perfectionist mother, Brie, is cutting a piece of meat that looks like a werewolf with a silver knife.

The good news is that he has awakened the [Horror Attribute Plundering System]. By killing ghosts and monsters, he can plunder attributes such as "Immortality," "Dream Travel," and "Chainsaw Mastery."

But what's even more absurd is that he discovers he possesses a hidden attribute: "Homosexual Nightmare Trapper." Whether it's a grotesque killer with a sharp knife, a chainsaw maniac, or a serial killer in his dreams, they all seem to have a morbid obsession with him.

“Hey Freddy, I know you like me and dream about me,” Andrew wiped the blood-stained shotgun, staring blankly at the charred man, “but you look too much like a burnt pizza, we’re not a good match.” This was Andrew’s cozy daily life in Wisteria County—handling perfect family dinners by day and stuffing monster heads into compost bins by night.

Lin Qingyun transmigrated to a cultivation world and gained a daily intelligence panel. [Intelligence 1: In the northeast corner of the ancient secret realm, a murderer has hidden two Foundation Establishment Pills underground. Consuming them will instantly boost your cultivation to the mid-Foundation Establishment stage.] [Intelligence 2: Senior Sister Situ Xuan has fallen for you. Winning over Situ Xuan will grant you a supreme cultivation technique, but you'll also offend fifty senior brothers and your master.] [Intelligence 3: You have been targeted by an ancient Nascent Soul stage beast that has taken human form. She plans to use you as a cultivation vessel; once subdued, you can become her mount.] [Intelligence 4: The fifth trial is about to begin, and you will face mortal danger in this trial.]... Relying on the panel, each...

[Genshin Impact] + [Writing a Diary]

In Genshin Impact, you can become stronger by writing in your diary.

result……

I was captured by Ningguang as soon as I arrived in Liyue.

While in Mondstadt, he was subjected to all sorts of torment by Yola.

Yura: "I've come to get revenge on you, and I mean it!"

The Divine Child: "Ara ara, would you like to check if I have body odor?"

Shadow: "Would you like to try my cooking?"

Off the court, he's a ruin—"You rarely see him take training seriously, let alone put in extra practice." "His hobbies are so diverse; eating, drinking, sleeping—it seems he's interested in everything except basketball." "You hear rumors about him with many ordinary people, Hollywood actresses, and even female reporters and hosts at NBA games." "I can only say it's all true; he's a womanizer, but he's incredibly charming and manages to remain untouched." On the court, he's the GOAT—"His rise to fame is like getting everything for free in a shopping mall; it seems he gets everything without paying anything in return."

[Time Travel + Starting Point + Invincible + All-People] On the day of his talent awakening, his school beauty girlfriend awakened the strongest S-level talent and was recommended to the top academy, while Su Xingchen awakened the worst talent. Fortunately, the system was activated, and he started with a full set of golden attributes.

What he needs to do is raise money to activate new gold-level entries.

I suddenly realized something: as long as you have a system, talent isn't actually that important.

Gradually.

He sensed something was wrong. His goddess mentor, wearing black stockings, wanted to team up with him, a pretty senior student wanted to join him, a junior student in white stockings wasn't arrogant anymore, and a white-haired mature woman was gentle. What was going on?

Su Xingchen: The service price is ten million per session, everyone should line up!

Looking back, I realized that all my teammates were goddess-level beauties.

[Arranged marriage leading to love + cohabitation + school beauty + romance]

Lin Chuan was dumped by his childhood sweetheart and got completely drunk at a club dinner.

I woke up to find a red booklet in my hand.

Holy crap, a marriage certificate?

With whom?

He looked closely and saw that the notebook contained the name of the aloof school beauty, Jiang Wei.

It turns out that he had drunk too much and made a bet with Jiang Wei about whether he could get a marriage certificate using his ID card, and he actually succeeded!

He found Jiang Wei, ready to leave as soon as possible, but who knew that this aloof beauty was not happy about it?

Fresh out of college, his campus belle girlfriend is pregnant with quadruplets? Feeling immense pressure, Shen Ye is thankfully aided by a system. Ding! Congratulations, host, for activating the Super Dad System! Rewards: A fully furnished apartment in Biyue Garden, Jiangcheng; a car purchase bonus of tens of millions; a stock account with a balance of one hundred million… And so, Shen Ye's legendary dad journey begins!

[A hodgepodge of knights, the protagonist is not the only knight] [Kabuto, W, Gaim, Build, Zi-O, Decade, etc. are all involved] We inherited similar powers, we embarked on different destinies, we walked together, we opposed each other, what will our final fate be? [Fusion Formula] Jiang Xiaoyu + A Yin = W (including Ultimate) Jiang Xiaoyu + A Yin + Bibi Dong = W Dark Silver Ultimate A Yin + Bibi Dong = W Jiang Xiaoyu + Ye Lianchan = Hyper Kabuto: Nine Heart Begonia Jiang Xiaoyu + Ye Lianchan + Qian Renxue = Hyper Kabuto: Sky Dome Jiang Xiaoyu + Ye Lianchan + Poseidon = Hyper Kabuto: Source Sea Jiang Xiaoyu + Ye Lianchan + Xiao Wu = Hyper Kabuto

Decisive and ruthless + ensemble acting genius + humor + fast pace + immortal killing

A genius? That's just the threshold to my door!

You haven't cultivated yourself; you see me like a frog at the bottom of a well looking at the moon in the sky!

If you cultivate yourself, you will see me as a mayfly seeing the blue sky!

…

Jianghuainan has seen dragons!

The dragon's head lowered from the depths of the dark clouds, and in the instant their eyes met—

The dragon is gone, but Jiang Huainan now possesses the "Heaven and Earth Eight Extremes Returning to the Treasure Register".

After that, Jiang Huainan realized that there was another side to this world!

He desperately wanted to find a demon to take him in and make him stronger.

But after four years of searching, we found nothing!

He was in a car accident on his 19th birthday.

It was entirely black, with a white head and a large tail; the flowers, trees, and plants had withered, and the land was cracked…

Found it!!

Jiang Huainan rushed forward excitedly!

Patience? Fear?

All of that is bullshit compared to the determination to find the truth and become stronger!

He took the knife and chopped the demon to pieces, piece by piece!

Containing the "Fei" will yield the Plague Poison, spreading plague and annihilation.

Containing a "drowning ghost" grants the power to control water, allowing one to command all water at will.

Containing "Yonghe" grants the user the power of the Tongbi Divine Arm, enabling them to support the heavens and shake the earth.

However, everything seemed to change once he became an "insider".

The school is actually the most forbidden area in Kyushu.

My grandfather is a patrolman in the mortal realm, the highest-ranking official after the Underworld Marshal!

My second grandfather is a descendant of the Yin lineage and worships the Great Emperor of Fengdu!

My third grandfather is…

My parents pulled a provincial bureau chief from a pile of corpses!

The one who owes his parents a favor is the head of the Huaxia National Craftsman Family!

Although my parents left, they secured for me something even the most powerful figures in the capital envied…

Jiang Huainan: I am the Crown Prince of Dong Province! The Immortal Slayer Zhenwu! I only kill, I do not save! If you have not accumulated merit, then you must not be of my kind, and your heart must be different!