Detective Conan? Oregairu? Saekano? Turns out I've been transported to a crossover anime world! The air is thick with hormones. Hasezawa is ready to find some fun in this boring world of romance~

And so, the zombie siege began! Will Megumi, the Saint, remain unfazed amidst it all?

Now, let's have some fun together!

"Little one, who is your father?" At the grand palace banquet, the emperor asked the beautiful little girl being led by his crown prince. Under everyone's gaze, Qin Wanwan asked weakly, "Which father are you asking about?" Everyone: "???" The little girl innocently counted on her fingers: "Father Xie Chong, Father Shang Wuyang, Father Xuan Ce, Father Rong Zhi, and Father Yu Wuyou, which one do you want to ask about?" "Hiss..." Everyone at the banquet gasped. Xie Chong, their youngest grassroots general in Tianqi, commanding hundreds of thousands of troops! Shang Wuyang, the infamous mad city lord of Shangyang City, richer than a country! Xuan Ce, their Grand Preceptor of Tianqi, the kind who could influence the emperor's succession! Rong Zhi, the young genius prime minister, with most of the civil officials in the court as his supporters! Yu Wuyou, the legendary divine physician of Medicine Valley who could snatch lives from the King of Hell! At this moment, the men whose names were called all stood up and stood behind the little girl. "Your Majesty, is there something you need?" They all tacitly agreed. From that moment on, the Tianqi Kingdom changed. Suddenly, a little boy appeared, unmatched by any prince or nobleman, someone even the princesses and princes dared not provoke. Ironically, the Crown Prince and that child had a very good relationship. This made the other princes vying for the throne grit their teeth. "Despicable Crown Prince!"

My next novel is a BL (Boys' Love) story titled "After Being Backstabbed by My Teammate, You Became a Complete Fool," a second-person crossover anime. Check out my author page! [Daily updates at 9 PM, I'll take breaks in case of special circumstances.] Also recommending my friend's works: "How to Quit My Job with Gin" by Liu Chu and "My Daily Romantic Relationship with Xia You" by Mo Li Ye. [Synopsis] I inherited a pet shop, and with it, my little hamster. My hamster is named Gin, always in a black trench coat and hat, looking over with a melon seed in his mouth, even his beady eyes seem so unfathomable. With my little hamster, I've made the pet shop a resounding success. Amuro Tooru, the part-time worker at the Poirot Cafe next door, asks me: "What's your secret to success?" I hold Gin in my hands, high above my head, and declare with deep affection: "Because my Gin is a business genius!" Even the fiercest customers, once they're met with a single glance from Gin's beady eyes, will obediently take out their money and donate it to the animals in the shop. I was deeply moved; true kindness still exists in the world. But can anyone tell me why there are so many strange little animals in the pet store? A black squirrel has captivated all the stray cats on the street. A noisy parrot is annoying everyone. A playful Shiba Inu has even made its own movie debut. Life was simple and beautiful. Until one day, I was captured by bad guys. I thought I was doomed, but the bad guys were blown to the head by a toothpick box from 800 miles away. Gin, the hero, kept his deeds hidden. My Gin is invincible, good at making money and sniping! I hugged my Gin, praising him with emotion, "My Gin is truly the best sniper mouse in the world!" Achi, who was loading his weapon, spat fiercely. ———— Stop arguing, you are all my wings! Viewing Guide (Some Warnings): I have never owned a pet store; everything about opening a store is my imagination. OOC exists.

The author has already completed a two-million-word novel, a testament to their integrity. Time travel isn't unusual, but Trevor finds himself being watched by a barrage of comments after his own transmigration—and not just watched, but transmigrated again while being watched! This is a story about a protagonist forced to adventure under the watchful eyes of a barrage of comments. [Trevor, how did you transmigrate again?]... Trevor: "What's with this bunny girl from Resident Evil in front of me?"

[Intelligence system + daily stock market activities + everyday life + multiple female leads + not pure romance + a bit of a jerk]

Gu Zhou, who traveled to Earth, unexpectedly obtained a daily intelligence system. He could receive system rewards as long as he completed the daily intelligence tasks.

He thought this was an opportunity to lie low and settle down, but little did he know it was the eve of becoming a stock market guru.

The group of private equity elites looked at this nepotism recruit with sneers, thinking, "What skills could he possibly have if he didn't even have a college degree?"

Later, Gu Zhou, who roamed the capital market with incredible speed and skill, showed everyone what it meant to be a stock market genius descended to earth.

Beautiful women started throwing themselves at him, and various financial institutions began begging for mercy...

(Resuming daily updates of 8k-10k+) Crossover anime/manga: Naruto → Akame ga Kill! → Naruto (Type-Moon elements) → Academy City → Naruto → Chainsaw Man → Classroom, Oregairu, Boku no Ichigo → Naruto → Attack on Titan → Ultraman. Satsuki: A world without Menma is meaningless (Mangekyou Sharingan). Naruto: Menma was dragged into darkness by you all. Just kill you all (Tailed Beast Cloak). Tenten: If Menma wants to destroy the world, I will support him. Haku: I will only stand on Menma's side. Ino: (Planning to imprison Menma in the basement) Hyuga Nene, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Chino... Hatake Kakashi, Boa Hancock, Gaara, Uzumaki Nagato... Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Obito... But Menma, who juggles countless relationships and is utterly despicable, has no interest in women. Obsessed like a Gotham Bat, he only has the desire to conquer the world... They are merely my tools... This book is also known as: I, Uzumaki Menma, juggling countless relationships, the Naruto I pushed, the N-part Menma, the Naruto with a cleaver, Menma and his tools, the culprit of the chaos in the ninja world, the flames of fate.

Zhang Heng, a popular science writer and content creator on Bilibili, can project his live stream commentary onto the Teyvat continent by binding to the system.

Opening commentary: Paimon's mouth is divine!

Walnut: "Giggle~ Mechanical~ Giggle~ This is hilarious!"

Fufu: "Flying Dwarf Violet, perfectly reasonable! Who came up with this nickname?"

Naxida: "Bai Feifei, do you still remember the Lanaluo people?"

Review of Zhongli, the Rock King Emperor, and play the PV [Listener]!

Hu Tao: "The Rock King Emperor... what the hell is it that the three gods can't even gather one Mora?"

Xiangling: "GenDemon character demo, what's the deal with the storyteller Zhongba?"

Zhong Li: "Zhong Li da da da, good heavens, I'm dead from all this damage!"

Review of Fynne, the most tragic character in Teyvat, and play the PV [Light Ripples]!

Lynette: "This is true, a mortal body, yet on par with the gods!"

Xiaogong: "It's hard to imagine how lonely she must have been for the past five hundred years!"

Charlotte: "Waaah, your eyes are full of water element! Fumen!"

Tear-jerking storylines and hilarious fan-created content have been revealed, sending the entire continent of Teyvat into a frenzy!

An ancestral Five Thunder Token allows one to travel to another world.

The Taoist techniques that cannot be cultivated or used in modern times can actually be used in another world!

Wouldn't that mean there's hope for immortality?

Gu Zhao discovered that although there are ghosts and demons in this world, there are also beautiful ghosts and alluring demons!

He remembered that the most famous Taoist magic spell was called...

My name is Cang Xuan, a reincarnated being from Earth. My older sister is Zhu Yuan, pretty impressive, right? I have a perfect 100% etheric aptitude, are you envious? But... I just can't understand why my system hasn't arrived yet?

Anyway, I'm someone else's child now.

"Smack—" Just like that, some bastard knocked me out.

When I woke up again, I was in the Gobi Desert. A man with a red pig's head said to me, "You were kidnapped. We rescued you, so you have to stay in the Son of Kaludon to work and pay off your debts."

Can I agree to that? Absolutely!

She'll be Caesar's childhood sweetheart (Caesar is uneducated and can't accurately understand the meaning of words), teach her to read and write, race cars with Billy, and probably marry Caesar when she grows up, living off his wife and winning without lifting a finger?

I refuse to accept this! I'll become independent! I'll take a concubine as my subordinate, make a fortune, and build my own team.

Lucy: "Someone actually likes that wild boar? Tsk tsk tsk... that wild boar, and that stupid bird!"

[Mind Reading + Beloved + Everyone Gossiping + Playing it Off] Princess Yin Ruanruan has been reborn over 800,000 times, living for a total of millions of years, yet she can never escape the downfall of dynasties and the tragic deaths of royalty. She resisted, living to the age of 39 before being poisoned and dying; her shortest life was just an embryo. Living became tiring, she wanted to die, and was reborn again and again, finally reaching her last life. Because the system was also tired, it told her that this world was a book the author abandoned halfway through, the world couldn't take shape, and it restarted many times hoping she could turn things around, but she just gave up. The system insisted she try again, giving her a cheat code to read people's minds, but an unexpected error occurred; she got the "Gossip System" instead of the "Mind Reading" system, and gave the "Mind Reading" system to others, while she was mind-reading herself. Listen to what she says every day! ["A day I really want to die, but today's gossip is quite delicious. It turns out my adorable father became so tyrannical because his manhood was cut off!"] The tyrant's crotch tightened: Impossible! How could the Emperor, a man of such high status, do such an absurd thing! My dear daughter, tell me the details! [Sigh, I want to die, but today my second brother died in a firework explosion while saving someone for love, I really want to see it!] Second Brother: ...No, if you don't want to see it, I will seal my heart and lock away love from now on. [Life is so boring, I want to see Consort Lan get misunderstood and beaten to death for helping someone.] Consort Lan: No! You can't watch! She won't leave the palace today! [So tired, but I want to go to court and see the ministers take off their pants and fight, and then there's the time-traveling woman who administers hallucinogenic drugs and laxatives in court. She's so bold, I want to get to know her.] The ministers are sweating profusely: No, Princess, you don't want to! We'll go kill her right now! ...