“At that time, I had nothing left to live for and returned to the valley. One time, while practicing with my blade in the rain, I was suddenly struck by lightning. After that… I became like this—immortal, never dying, with no end in sight. I suppose you could say I’m the first human lightning rod in all of history.”

His calm tone carried an indescribable sense of helplessness.

This is the story of a Chinese person awakening in Japan...

(No fixed CP(Couple Pairing), a female protagonist prone to occasional madness, equipped with top-tier gear, max-level melon-eating, avoids all trouble, stays true to herself, and leaves the rest to karma…)

Ren Xin is a ginseng spirit who has cultivated for billions of years, idly wandering the Misty Forest every day, doing nothing and annoying the other creatures. All the spirits resent her but dare not say a word.

One day, after Ren Xin raided yet another hidden stash—who knows whose this time—she finally sparked universal outrage. Then, her karma came knocking.

The Mountain God, in a fit of righteous anger, kicked Ren Xin into a small-world void. Her task? Assist various realm-bound book spirits and their hosts in fulfilling their wishes, earn merit rewards, and only then can she return home.

At first, Ren Xin refused, wholly intent on breaking her way back for revenge. But who knew everyone would be so… generous? They gave her so much!

Fine then, she accepted it graciously. After all, she’s always been so altruistic and selfless~

Book Spirits: “……”

You didn’t even blink while fleecing them dry!

Spirits: “……”

You left, but you cleaned out all our treasures first!

Ren Xin, with her hoarding addiction, grinned from ear to ear. Who hit the jackpot? She’s not saying!!!

That day, as you walked into work, you noticed a strange odor. Your limbs felt weak, your spirit drained, as if your body had been hollowed out...

You realized you'd caught the odor of work.

To dispel it, you decided to strengthen your body.

After returning home, you bought a copy of the "Muscle-Tendon and Marrow-Washing Sutra" online.

Your deduction was successful!

The fake manual in your hand transformed into the "Muscle-Tendon and Marrow-Washing Sutra: Jade Body Chapter."

You tried practicing, and found that the odor disappeared. A jade-like glow emanated from your body, a precious, righteous aura...

You effortlessly uprooted a ten-meter-long electric pole and swung it, fiddling with a stone block weighing hundreds of pounds like a collectible...

You continued shopping online for manuals.

The "Nine Yin Manual" transformed into the "Nine Yin Crazy Manual" in the blink of an eye. The

"Wudang Thirty-Six Exercises" became the "Wudang Thirty-Six Exercises: Innate Charging Pile Method."

"..."

In a parallel world, the spirit revived.

I was clearly holding a legitimate manual, so why was the resulting version so outrageous?!

Lu Yue pondered for a moment, then reached for the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra" beside him.

Su Zelin regretted cheating on the girl next door, but luckily an accident made him come back to the eve of the college entrance examination, giving him a chance to make up for his regrets.

In this life, I will never cheat on my childhood sweetheart again!

What should I do if I can’t help but flirt with Qin Shiqing again since I can’t change my s*umbag nature?

Then stay away from her!

Qin Shiqing hasn’t fallen in love with me at this time. I’ll reveal some college entrance examination questions so that she can get into Peking University or Tsinghua University, and I’ll go to Lin’an, and we’ll live our own lives from now on!

The plan was perfect, but two months later, Su Zelin was stunned when he saw the eye-catching words “Zhejiang University” on his childhood sweetheart’s admission letter.

“Qin Shiqing, are you a pig? You can’t even get into Peking University or Tsinghua University!”

The s*umbag’s mentality exploded.

“Sorry, I guessed the wrong score!”

The girl chuckled in the bright sunshine, and her rosy lips raised a playful arc.

“…”

Before Min Dai married into the palace, the fourth master held on to his money bag tightly, as he was a miser!

After Min Dai married into the palace, the fourth master touched his empty money bag and asked his wife if she could leave some for him?

A scheming woman wants to marry into the palace?

Min Dai: Come on, come on, I don’t mind spending all his salary on your dowry!

The unscrupulous prince sent a beautiful singer! Min Dai: This look is worth a lot of money, sell it!

The maids in the backyard...

Fu Jin, I will comb your favorite bun!

Fu Jin, I will make your favorite snacks!

Fu Jin, are your shoulders sore? I can pinch them!

We will serve you! Please don’t sell them!

The fourth master: I thought he could enjoy the blessing of having many wives, but it turns out that we are all here to serve his wife.

Oh, oh, oh... Who is the head of the family?

(This is definitely not an urban supernatural story disguised as magic. The magic performances are rigorous and objective!)

The Magician's Code:

1. Absolutely believe in science

2. Never perform magic in front of Muggles

3. The magician’s character must not be destroyed

Remember, if someone asks, just say it's a trick, the magic must be fake, fake, fake!

One day, Jiang Shu discovered that he could gain corresponding supernatural powers by performing magic tricks, so he believed in science on stage and fought hard off stage.

Performing some magic tricks and solving some unsolved cases is the ordinary daily life of an ordinary magician in the cyberpunk world.

Book Friends Group 1: 1051692869

(Cyberpunk world view, no direct connection with the game, no reading difficulties)

(Logical reasoning, magic solving, magic analysis, and easy daily life, all of the above will appear)

After waking up, Li Anran traveled to the world of Journey to the West and became a peach in the Peach Garden.

The world of Journey to the West is too complicated, so in this life, he decided to be an honest and harmless little peach.

Unexpectedly, the monkey could hear his thoughts.

"Under my command are Marshal Ma Liu, General Beng Ba, seventy-two demon kings, one hundred thousand monkeys and their descendants, and countless demon soldiers and generals. With a single command, even ghosts and gods will flee."

[Forget it, all seventy-two demon kings have been captured, and all the monkeys and their descendants have been killed or injured. They've been unlucky to have met a leader like you.]

monkey:"???"

"I have six sworn brothers, each of whom possesses immense magical powers and boundless magical abilities. They share the same ideals and values ​​as me and are like brothers."

[This is hilarious! You dragged them into rebellion, and then you were forced to surrender.]

【It’s a good thing they don’t hate you to death! 】

"Even if I eat the peaches and burn down the Peach Garden, what can the Jade Emperor do to me?"

[Five hundred years under the Five Finger Mountain, eating copper balls and iron juice.]

[The old shady Tathagata lets you know that society is dangerous.]

Monkey: "I, Sun Wukong, will practice in seclusion. I will never leave the mountain until I have attained the Great Dao."

Jade Emperor: “???”

Tathagata: “!!!”

Li Anran: “?((o(*゜▽゜*)o)))Like”

(Book friends group: 747689735, everyone is welcome to come and chat and discuss the plot.)

Liu Bang: Rebellion? What rebellion? The Great Wall has 300,000 die-hard fans of the prince, and the royal court has 500,000 sworn cavalrymen. Tell me, who dares to rebel? Brother! Rebellion is a dead end. It's better to come with me and get a government position. That's the real future.

Xiang Yu: The Qin will be destroyed by Chu! Now he is the one with the most power, so... what? The prince personally invited me to be an official?

What do you mean by "destroying Qin"? I'm talking about King Qin! Hey! You traitor, how dare you harbor such rebellious intentions? I'll capture you and hand you over to the prince for punishment!

Han Xin: Huh? You two are still trying to compete with me for favor! I was exiled to the Great Wall with the young master when I was a teenager. How could you sow discord between us?

Wait! Sir, I really don't want to be the King of Qi! Slander! They are slandering me!

Ying Xuan watched with a smile as these three Chu-Han heroes threw dirty water at each other. It turned out that they had a feud and would not be able to live in peace even if they became colleagues. But wasn't this exactly what he wanted?

He silently opened the hand-drawn world map.

I can still hold on for a few more years. If there's no rush to clean up the mess at home, should we destroy the Donghu first? Or attack Loulan? Hey! I heard there's civil unrest in Rome? How about sending a group of Whips of God to help stir things up?

This book is finished!

Reader admission and examination requirements:

1. You must understand LOL, that is, League of Legends!

2. You must know what "live broadcast", "anchor" and "live broadcast platform" are!

3. Appropriate YY is beneficial to the body and mind. This book combines games, cities, and life!

4. This book is best read on Chuangshi Chinese Network and Qidian Chinese Network, QQ Reading, and Qidian APP!

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