[Classic Xianxia + Comedy Cultivation + Rebel Disciple vs. Master + Side Paths & Odd Techniques + No System + Genius + Survival King + Walking Calamity + Early Chapters are Comedy Slice-of-Life – Don't Enter If You Mind]

In the new millennium, modern youth Gu Changsheng transmigrates into a fantastical cultivation world.

By a twist of fate, he becomes the disciple of a beautiful female master from the Purple Heaven Palace.

From there, Gu Changsheng begins his "legendary" rise to the top — not by righteousness or strength,

but by scamming, scheming, stealing, and smooth-talking his way through the cultivation world.

He launches businesses never before seen in any Xianxia world:

Immortal Lottery – Trendy Spiritual Fashion – Changsheng Cigarettes – “Hit Me” Ride Service – Life & Death Insurance – Emergency Cultivator Rescue – Holy Herb Pharmaceuticals – Matchmaking for Immortals…

"Sounds reasonable… right?"

Years later, Gu Changsheng looks back—he's somehow monopolized every single industry in the cultivation world.

It hits him like a lightning bolt:

“Wait a sec… without realizing it, I’ve climbed to the very top of the world!”

Standing at the peak, overlooking the masses, he slowly pulls out a cigarette and lights it.

"Phew~! My carefree, rebellious life... was like walking on thin ice all along."

📌 Author's Note: The synopsis doesn't do it justice — check the main story!

Chen Yong traveled through a high-level martial arts world, changed his job to become a Undead Summoner, and awakened the worst F-level talent.

He was ridiculed by everyone, no one was willing to take him to level up and fight monsters, and even the passing puppies would pee on him.

Chen Yong: "Okay, okay, if you can play it this way, I'll cheat."

Ding, obtain 1 billion free attribute points.

The Skeleton Soldier's normal attack deals 879.1 million damage.

Skeleton Mage's fireball is 964.05 million.

The Skeleton Commander's critical hit deals 1.5534 billion.

Chen Yong: Shadow Arrow kills the boss in one second.

Demons have to kowtow when they pass by, fairies have to call him daddy when they see him, and divine beasts are scared to pee when they see him.

My former school beauty classmate: Yongshen, I want to be your girlfriend.

Chen Yong: Get lost, women will only hinder me from drawing my sword.

Legion Commander: God of War, please join our legion, the annual salary will be hundreds of billions.

Chen Yong: Get lost, am I short of money... eh? Your wife is so beautiful, let her date me.

Legion Commander: ...

You looked down on me yesterday; you can’t reach me today!

——Wealth and honor are sought in danger.

After traveling to Tokyo in a parallel world, Lin Chun joined an evil organization.

Under the name of the "Brainwashing Department", he frantically defrauded funds while preparing to run away with the money.

But just before he was about to retire...

the evil organization finally defeated the magical girl and sent her to his "Brainwashing Department" as an experimental subject.

Marisa is the best in the world!!! A protagonist with a system is presented to the beautiful world of Gensokyo, but he's surprisingly a noob? Eleven, armed with the system, will endure many beatings in Gensokyo... (crossed out) What kind of story will unfold between him and the girl? Incidentally, the system is a scumbag system that loves to remain invisible (crossed out entire sentence). This is a mix of the first and second settings, including some of the author's personal settings.

The four worlds are finished and can be slaughtered!

Please pre-collect, click into the column to collect "The Big Boss Became a Scumbag (Quick Transmigration)" and "The System Forces Me to Be a Good Person", the copy is at the bottom!

Tang Lihua lived a floating life, experiencing all kinds of life. She climbed to the pinnacle of the business world step by step with her own efforts, and was respectfully addressed as "Old Buddha" even when she was old.

After her death, she donated her billions of assets. When she opened her eyes again, she was bound to the system. As long as she accumulated enough energy, the system could help her go back in time and make up for her previous regrets.

From then on, Tang Lihua traveled through various small worlds and became the grandmother of cannon fodder supporting roles.

Everyone who has heard of Tang Lihua's name knows that this old lady is the most protective of her children.

World Line:

World 1: The old lady who abandoned the farm girl (completed)

World 2: The cannon fodder female supporting role's granddaughter is a royal concubine (completed)

World 3: The grandson of an honest man was considered as a scapegoat (completed)

World 4: The Three Generations of Phoenix Man Return to His Clan (Completed)

World 5: Transformation of the little old lady of an extreme family

World 6: To be determined

Tang Lihua: There is nothing that cannot be solved in the face of absolute strength (smile).

Mine clearance: Grandma is there to promote the plot, and the cannon fodder grandchildren also have important roles. Don’t ask me who the protagonist is, they are all!

If you don't like it, just abandon it, don't criticize me.

"The Big Boss Becomes a Scumbag (Quick Transmigration)"

In this vast world, there are always scumbags of one kind or another in every small world.

Abandoning family and children, being unfilial to parents, stabbing friends...

Because of them, no one around them can have a good ending.

After completing one hundred villain missions, Jiang Qian became an idle boss with all the skills maxed out in the Time Management Bureau.

Jiang Qian decided to change the fate of those people who suffered tragic consequences because of scumbag men.

World 1, [Cheating gigolo]

World 2: [The unfilial people who rely on their parents]

World 3, [The Phoenix Man Who Abandons His Family and Children]

World 4, [Scum of the Entertainment Industry]

World 5, TBD

The System Forces Me to Be a Good Person

Jiang Mo is not a good person. He is selfish and heartless.

In his previous life, he was a notorious traitor who plotted rebellion.

One day he was reborn as a fool in a farming family. His family was penniless and his wife died when she was giving birth.

The old father broke his leg and was lying in bed. The old mother had to take care of her husband and the idiot San'er and his hungry baby, and she fell ill due to excessive fatigue.

The eldest brother is a second-rate person, heartless and only cares about eating, drinking and having fun.

The second brother is a shrewd man. He is so shrewd that even when his parents are sick, he still calculates their food and clothing and is obsessed with money.

When Jiang Mo came through, his elder and second brothers were trying to trick him into telling him where his mother had hidden the silver.

Jiang Mo smiled at them with his big white teeth, knocked them unconscious and tied them up when they were off guard, then beat them with a thorn until their skin was torn.

[The host's evil thoughts are detected to be full, the system has been bound.]

At first, Jiang Mo wanted to abandon his original parents and son and return to Beijing for revenge, but was knocked unconscious by the system for three days.

[The host's evil thoughts are too high. He needs to stay here with his family for three years and be reformed.]

Jiang Mo had a gloomy face and sneered.

The eldest and second brothers Jiang were shivering and hugged each other for warmth.

Three years later, everything was ready. Jiang Mo packed his bag, picked up his sword, and prepared to leave for Beijing, but someone grabbed his calf.

He looked down and saw a pink and tender little girl with pigtails looking at him with big round eyes, "Daddy, Tuantuan is hungry."

When I came to my senses again, I was holding a kitchen knife and lighting a fire to cook.

Jiang Mo held his forehead, stared at his daughter who was eating so sweetly, and gritted his teeth secretly: You little brat has ruined my big plan, your candy is gone!

...

Jiang Tuanzi has a little secret. Her jade pendant can speak and always asks her to ask her father to do good deeds.

Jade·System·Pei: Hiding one's merits and fame.

Mine clearance: The male protagonist is really not a good person. He will take revenge for any slight. He will definitely take revenge for his past life. If you can't accept it, don't watch it. Everything is black when you cut it open, really!

[Quick Transmigration, Dual Male Leads, in the small worlds, initially doting on the wife then later tormenting her, universally adored and captivating, the little one is the cutest!]

[Because of poor health, the little one will have a "sickness buff" in every world, and will die early in each world to become a "white moonlight" (a cherished, often unattainable memory), ensuring a perfect ending!]

Qian Yuan was chosen by a system just before he died, requiring him to go and conquer others to gain emotional value. However, tormented by illness, he didn't want to strive (or compete), he just wanted to give up and do nothing.

So when the system asked him what identity he wanted to transmigrate himself into, he waved his hand:

"Give me according to the rarest! The youngest!'

It is the nature of every race to care for cubs. He only needs to lie down.

1.An infant Cthulhu-like octopus deity, abducted by humans for study.

2.A little succubus, raised and kept by angels.

3.The youngest child of the boss family in a horror game.

4.A little dragon hatchling, kept and nurtured by a tyrant.

Shang Jingyan wakes up in the interstellar era and quickly realizes—this world is weird.

The arts have flourished, and entertainment comes in all shapes and sizes. But there’s one glaring omission: darkness. No horror, no fear, nothing remotely unsettling. Instead, the entire galaxy is obsessed with love stories, dreamy fantasies, and endless pink bubbles.

System: “Your mission is to become a literary icon! Collect ‘Heartbeat Points’ by making audiences swoon!”

Former horror director Shang Jingyan: “Got it. No problem.”

A few days later, a short film titled Married to an Eldritch God goes live. The opening shot? A cosmic horror’s grotesque visage filling the screen. The middle? Blood, madness, and creeping dread. The ending? Unspeakable.

—Statistically, every single unfortunate viewer’s heart rate that night skyrocketed to 180 bpm.

System: “Wait… WHAT?! This works too?!”

Viewer A: “I only watch romance shows… Wait, horror is actually amazing?!”

Gamer B: “I just wanted to romance the NPCs… Ghost, prepare to die!”

Casual Viewer C: “I’m not scared of anything—oh hell no, I’m not sleeping tonight.”

With sheer creative force, Shang Jingyan ignites a horror frenzy across the galaxy.

They say she can terrify an entire civilization with just three sentences:

“I’m making a movie.”

“I’m developing a game.”

“I’m directing a variety show.”

And yet, despite the screams and tears, people just. Keep. Watching.

Years later, critics would say:

“She was the queen of the Second Galactic Era, the one who reintroduced fear and rage to the masses.”

“She created countless works, all to deliver a single message—”

“I will awaken your nightmares. So scream for me. Let your heart race!”

Yu Lan transmigrated into a cannon fodder female supporting character in a wealthy old man-themed novel. The cannon fodder character was young and beautiful, but brainlessly fell in love with an old man and did everything she could to scheme her way into marrying him.

After marriage, not only was the old man cold and indifferent, but he was also rarely home. He also had a thirteen-year-old son, who was said to have been born with his white moonlight.

As the saying goes, one either breaks out in silence or becomes pe*verted in silence. The original owner did not dare throw a tantrum at the old man, so she transferred all her resentment onto the stepson and went to great lengths to torment him. In the end, she was discovered by the old man and successfully courted her own death.

The ending had the white moonlight return to the country, and the family of three lived happily ever after.

Yu Lan: With money and free time, why should I care about men?

So she immediately turned around and started living a life where she did not need her husband around, only spending his money on shopping. As for the stepson in the villa, she treated him like air, completely ignoring him. Along the way, she took advantage of her wealthy family identity and accepted a variety show to earn some pocket money.

*

Gu Sui’an had been tormented by his stepmother in childhood and locked in a pitch-dark cabinet, which resulted in claustrophobia. Even though Gu Yi later sent the woman to prison, his psychological trauma could not be healed.

At the age of seventeen, he chose to commit su*cide.

Unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes again, he had returned to when he was thirteen. This was the year Yu Lan had just married into the family, and he had accidentally broken her perfume.

Gu Sui’an looked at the wound on his hand and gave a bitter laugh. Next, she would take a piece of glass and slash his face…

Yet Yu Lan only gave it a glance and cheerfully said, “That’s the one you broke, hurry up and pay me three hundred yuan!”

Gu Sui’an, who received thirty thousand yuan in allowance every day:?

And that was not all. When reducing household snack expenses, only the potato chips he liked were removed.

She kept saying she needed to lose weight, yet the one walking the dog every day was him.

To complete the variety show’s tasks, he had to personally make cold drinks and sell them under the sun. When he turned around, the woman was sitting under a tree, sweetly cheering him on…

After some time, Gu Sui’an, who had developed a regular routine, looked at his rounder cheeks in the mirror and fell into deep silence.

*

A variety show named “The Hidden Life of the Wealthy” approached Yu Lan, offering eighty million yuan in appearance fees just to film her daily life.

Before the show aired, netizens gathered to watch the drama:

[The name’s interesting. I’ll support it.

[The water runs deep in wealthy circles. Does the production team even dare film it?]

[Heard there’s a stepmother. Hope to see the young master tear into his stepmom.]

After the show aired, the stepmother and stepson, whom netizens had imagined to be in deep conflict, not only didn’t fight but got along surprisingly well, even being jokingly called more reliable than the biological family!

Netizens: [Hmph, so what? Still married to a pot-bellied old man!]

Right after they said that, the next day, the old man finished work and came home. Everyone looked and—huh? Who is this tall, handsome, and elegant man?

Yu Lan did not know either. She cheerfully stepped forward to flirt, “Hey handsome, my husband’s not home, mind giving me your contact?”

Gu Yi looked at the wife he had married through a contract and suddenly felt like he might be growing some green on his head.

[Entertainment + Playing with memes + Relaxation + Live broadcast + Whole life + Variety show + System] Also known as "Sigma men don't fall in love" and "No one in love, unless they provide food and accommodation!" Su Xun awakens the emotional system and participates in a love variety show. As long as he can cause strong emotional fluctuations in others, he can get rewards. What can cause more emotional fluctuations than a fun person! Reba: What is your love declaration? Su...

A person's life is either the greatness of life or the glory of death.

When he looks back on the past, he can proudly say that my life has not been wasted.

Because......

Jing TMD is unlucky.

Kim Tae-ho, you come out for me!

Now you are not my PD, and I am not your puppet anymore.

You come out for me, I want to duel with you.

When Shi Zhenqiu was eighty years old, he stood in front of Kim Tae-ho's house on crutches, roaring like this!