On the Rune Continent, there is a god who doesn’t want to be a god.
He spends every day slacking off and never does anything productive.
He is known as the Immoral God!
Making fun of his people is his greatest joy.
When the god is sleeping, it is the most beautiful time in the world.
Until one day, he falls in love with a non-existent girl.
The love of a god is destined to be bloody and intense.
Since then, this world has been destined to be restless…
The god said: “The sun is too bright, it’s hurting my wife’s eyes.”
So, the world lost its sun.
People asked:
“Where is your wife?”
“Why can’t we see her?”
Zuo Le, deputy director of Dongshan TV Station, suddenly got a golden finger - a video player, which contained video works that had never appeared in the world for him to "reference".
So, "Underground Traffic Station" made his debut, the two "Stories of the Kitchen Team" became famous, "Home with Kids" and "Wulin Waijia" were deified, and the magically modified Chinese version of "The Big Bang Theory" made Zuo Le the well-deserved king of sitcoms.
In addition to shooting sitcoms, some other projects that Zuo Le tinkered with during this period also achieved outstanding results and brought him many nicknames.
For example, the golden supporting role, the pioneer of the martial arts revival, the ratings and box office harvester, the gold medal screenwriter, the brain hole maniac, the Chinese music library, the first person in comedy movies...
[Practicing magic skills by mistake + cool story + relaxed and happy + Tianjiao style]
Fairy light descended, ancient fairies revived, cities turned into dens of evil, and wild beasts turned into demons. A black dragon flew up from the deep sea, causing a tsunami of a thousand meters. The demon fairy slaughtered millions of lives and left safely under the bombing of several nuclear bombs.
As soon as he crossed over, Jiang Chuan found that he was chosen by the Blood Sea Cult to become one of the sacrifices to the Blood Sea Demon Fairy.
"I'm just an ordinary person who wants to lie down quietly. Since you want to kill me, I have no choice but to strike first and kill you all!"
In order to destroy the Blood Sea Cult, Jiang Chuan began to practice without any guidance.
Unexpectedly, he was a one-in-a-million martial arts genius who transformed his martial arts skills without even realizing it.
"The Kuiniu Divine Spear is a spear technique created by the mythical beast Kuiniu. When the spear is fired, thousands of thunders will follow. This is definitely not a spear technique created by Kuiniu for his human soldiers."
"The Six Imperial Seals are definitely modeled after the Six Imperial Emperors in mythology who ruled over the heavens and earth, and not the six natural forces of wind, thunder, water, fire, light, and darkness."
"You said I practiced wrong? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
"We use the same technique, but I am obviously stronger! What makes you say I am practicing it wrong?"
"You can't practice it, which only means that you don't have enough talent!"
When Jiang Chuan swallowed the sun and transformed the sun's power into his own power, cultivators all over the world were stunned.
"You swallowed up the sun, and you still dare to say that you didn't practice wrong?!!!"
In the castle on the cliff.
Daolong shouted angrily: "Five years, five whole years, and you, a piece of trash, can't even use a lighting technique? Do you really think I won't expel you from my sect?"
Luo Qing: "I know a way to eternal life."
Daolong: .....
Luo Qing: "Two more."
Daolong: .....
Why do I suddenly think this little piece of trash is pretty handsome?
Good news: I traveled through time and became a powerful god.
This god records: Original work: These mirror gods can transform their hosts into the appearance of what they fear, and can pass on their chaos and fear to others through contact, one by one, until the whole world is plunged into fear and chaos.
Bad news: This record comes from "The Adventures of Jackie Chan".
This world emphasizes the balance of yin and yang, and is a bit underworld.
The most important thing is, not long after he traveled through time, his father's friend was walking towards him with his father's phone number.
It was that phone that once sealed the curse that could affect the operation of the planet! !
what to do? Waiting online, urgent! !
Traveling through the world of cultivating immortals, because the Spirit Root is really poor, Lin Hao, who has been practicing for twenty years, is still at the second level of Qi Refining.
After learning from the painful experience, Lin Hao came to the ordinary city and prepared to marry a wife and live a free life.
However, he unexpectedly obtained the system of having many children and many blessings.
The higher the wife's cultivation level, the more experience points she will gain.
The better the Spirit Root of the offspring, the more attribute points they will receive, as well as surprise gift packs.
A few years later, Lin Hao stood on the top of the universe, overlooking the world: We are all a family, and if you have anything to say, talk it over!
in Feng transmigrated into the world of a background actor, spending his days loitering outside the gates of a film and television studio, waiting for odd jobs with barely enough to eat. Just when things looked hopeless, a half-baked system activated, pushing him into all kinds of side hustles—setting up street stalls, fortune-telling, cooking, delivering food, and more.
On day one, he ghostwrote essays for elementary schoolers. On day two, he cracked open safes and accidentally helped the police catch a thief. On day three, he somehow ended up as a temporary nurse.
No matter the job, Lin Feng tackled it with gusto—but no matter how hard he worked, he never made any real money and often found himself back at square one. Meanwhile, his "main" career in acting struggled to take off. Still, none of that stopped him from spreading laughter and joy wherever he went.
Let me know if you'd like a more comedic, serious, or marketing-focused tone.
"I'm not lying, my family is just an ordinary family, I don't know any big shots"
As a high school sophomore, Chen Chu didn't think he was special, just an ordinary family, an ordinary student.
Until a wealthy man in the city donated 10 million yuan to the school to install air conditioners, build teaching buildings and sports fields for the whole school.
In front of all the teachers and students in the school, the wealthy man hugged his shoulders intimately, and all the school leaders, teachers and students were surprised.
Chen Chu was stunned: "Listen to my explanation, my family is just an ordinary family, I don't know any wealthy people in the city!"
…
The city leaders came to the school for inspection, patted his shoulders affectionately, asked about his study and campus life, and invited him to visit.
Looking at the strange eyes of the school leaders, teachers and students, "You still say you are just an ordinary family"
Chen Churen was confused: "I'm not lying, my family is just an ordinary family, how could I know the city leaders!"
Have you ever seen Boston at 4 a.m." Lin Yu asked a rhetorical question, and he started his journey of stealing jokes in the NBA. "This is the most difficult road!" KD, who was giving his acceptance speech in New York, looked confused and felt that this sentence was very familiar. "I want to take my...
[Naruto + System + Passion + Funny + Villain + Decisive Killing]
One day, Wu Yu, a worker on Earth, was bound to the "two-dimensional villain" system.
After practicing for a hundred years in the 'World of Death', he successfully awakened the power of the NO.4 Ten Espada, the Arrancar!
Before I even started to experience the world, the crappy system once again randomly selected people from the second dimension to descend upon.
Good job!
This time, the world is actually Naruto? !
And it just happened to be the time when Hanzo and Danzo joined forces to plan the destruction of the 'Newborn Akatsuki'?
As a die-hard fan of Akatsuki,
Wu Yu could only do it reluctantly and kill the 'demigod'!
And he led Nagato and Konan to start his journey as a top villain! !