Li Xuan traveled through the Tianxuan Continent, where martial arts are respected and physique is king. He was accepted as a disciple by a beautiful master. He thought he would embark on a magnificent martial arts journey, but he was found to have a mortal body and it would be difficult for him to achieve anything even if he practiced for a lifetime.
Li Xuan had no choice but to give up.
I thought it would be nice to live like this all my life and live under the protection of a beautiful master.
Unexpectedly, one day, the beautiful master would bring him a holy body junior sister!
The strongest senior brother system is activated. By binding with the junior sister to practice, you can obtain random multiples of the other party’s practice results! The more his junior sister rolls, the stronger he becomes!
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My name is Feng Jiuge, and I am the reincarnation of the empress!
In my previous life, I was betrayed by my subordinates and reincarnated to this Tianxuan Continent, where I was accepted into the Duxian Gate. Fortunately, I have a magical weapon in my hand, the Yin-Yang Heavenly Ruler!
This magical weapon will prepare a comparison object for me every once in a while. As long as I defeat the opponent, I can obtain various cultivation resources!
And my first target is my senior brother who is born with a mortal body, isn’t that a good thing? ! How could I, the reincarnation of the empress, be inferior to a mortal?
But after many comparisons, Feng Jiuge, who had not won once, began to doubt his life.
Is this a mortal body? !
Later, Feng Jiuge practiced hard and condensed the golden elixir! Facing the upcoming next comparison, she is full of confidence!
But in Li Xuan’s residence, there was purple air coming from the east for three thousand miles, vast pressure sweeping across, and the supreme Dharma image stood tall and upright!
Feng Jiuge:? ? ?
I have just condensed the golden elixir, how come you have become the supreme? !
Li Xuan: Thank you, Junior Sister, for helping me become a Venerable!
As Li Xuan had more and more junior brothers and sisters, he became invincible!
[Youngster don't understand the charm of 'milfs', instead mistaking Lolitas as the treaures]
Leading a life filled with regret and pain, Li Zhiyan reborn with a seemingly feeble 'system', taking back to 2010.
Right at the moment he was about to be publicly rejected at graduation party after confessing his feelings with a bouquet of flowers to the school beauty, Yu Sisi, and about to become a joke among his peers for years.
"I...I am reborn?"
The wheels of a new fate begin to turn.
All along, the school beauty Yu Sisi has only been deceiving and playing with him. In his past life, Li Zhiyan himself did not know and became a laughingstock, but now, as a reborn person, he has already seen the true face of this girl.
He chuckled coldly, glanced at the mother of Yu Sisi on the side, the 41-year-old Aunt Gu Wanzhou.
She was mature, intellectual, elegant, kind, considerate, low-profile.
The sex appeal of a mature milf lady was radiating all around.
Li Zhiyan decisively picked up the flowers, ignored the school beauty, and boldly confessed his feelings to this attractive mature woman in front of everyone.
"Lady Gu, actually, I've had feelings for you for quite a while.”
[Male lead, 18; female lead, 40+]
The ratings have just come out, and they’re a bit low. Don’t be in a hurry to leave, they will go up!
Su Yang traveled through a parallel world and found that he had become Bai Lu's husband.
Because he is too stingy, Bai Lu dislikes him.
Coincidentally, I received an invitation to the variety show "Love Province Wind and Waves", with a prize of up to 100 million yuan.
Bai Lu had no choice but to take Su Yang with her.
The program lasts for seven days per episode, and each couple will receive 100 yuan for living expenses. On the seventh day, the contestant with the least remaining money will be eliminated and new members will be added.
They are not allowed to work to earn money, accept donations, or be fed.
The purpose of the program is to let couples experience life in poverty.
Save money? That’s hard to say.
On the first day, Su Yang made six dishes with one piece of meat, plus two staple foods.
Mai Lin: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, you cheated!"
Director: “He didn’t cheat.”
The next day, one shrimp was used to make thirteen dishes, and netizens were completely stunned!
Day 3…
As the program progressed day by day, the entire network was stunned by Su Yang's amazing performance.
During the program, Bai Lu gradually discovered Su Yang's strengths.
Faced with the disheartened Su Yang, she launched a campaign to chase her husband.
Netizen: "Before watching Su Yang, I fried a piece of meat with a dish. After watching it, I ate a piece of meat for a week."
Expert: "Don't know how to save money? Think about your own problems and see if you have tried hard to save money."
This book is also known as: [Naruto: Gatekeeper of Konoha], [Naruto: I'm hanging around Tsunade].
Shen Yueguang: 'You're just a fifth shadow, just a grain of sand! '
Tsunade: "Boy, if you have the ability, say it out loud, don't think about it in your heart."
Shen Yueguang: 'Oh my god, how does Tsunade know what I'm thinking! '
Tsunade: 'I'm the fifth Hokage, is it difficult to know your thoughts! '
Shen Yueguang: 'I can't afford to offend you, I can't afford to offend you! '
Travel through Journey to the West to obtain the anti-routine system.
The host was born five hundred years later, and successfully obtained the result through counter-measures...
The host did not seek a disciple, but successfully obtained the counter-routine...
The host did not go to the Heavenly Palace to cause trouble, but successfully obtained the counter-routine...
Tathagata: Awei is already dead, did you choose the idol? Five hundred years. Do you know how I spent these five hundred years?
Jade Emperor: Why hasn’t this monkey come to make trouble in Heaven yet? Hurry up! The flowers I’ve been waiting for have all wilted.
All the gods and Buddhas in the sky: Let’s say what we want to say. We have been waiting for five hundred years for a minor role. I will not do it without more money.
Hello everyone, I have been practicing anti-routine training for two and a half years. This is the latest version of Journey to the West that you haven’t seen.
Su Li, a lay-down salted fish who has lived an ordinary life for 30 years and survived on the social minimum living allowance.
Appropriate whining and the self-abandonment poisonous chicken soup of the philosophy department did not bring any meaning to his 30 years.
Until he traveled to another world...
Sully, who had no elemental talent and was called a waste, lived an ordinary life.
One day Sully picked up a person in distress and told him, "The reason why you think light is important is because darkness is all over the world. When light fills the world, darkness will become important."
The Son of Light who was plotted against by the Bishop of Light - he was right!
He is a saint who guides the world forward, a signpost standing in front of the world, my faith, my everything!
He is not a god, but he is far beyond God.
Sully saved a dumb bird with a wounded leg.
Outside the window, a warbler was singing.
He told the bird, "The reason why people like things that make beautiful sounds is just because they happen to understand that sound. Because of ignorance, they are innocent."
The ninth-level monster Raven, who was seriously injured by the Mercenary Association:
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The world is all ignorant and stupid.
They think that the Raven represents evil and even beat me into a natural disaster. I hate humans the most, but he is the only exception.
If the world is what he wants, I also yearn for it.
Sully told his friends who wanted to fight in the big city: "It is human instinct to move forward. If one day you fall under the pressure of reality, please don't hate yourself."
Finally, there is a friend who can fill a city with gold coins: I once thought that children from remote villages would never understand everything I pursued, but God blessed me and allowed me to see the true wisdom...
Reading Guide:
◆There is no philosophy in the other world. What Sully said is an abyss that cannot be described in their eyes, but it is extremely attractive to step into.
◆Sully is a real salted fish, a weirdo in philosophy, he talks about great principles, but thinks in his heart: I am a waste, I am a rotten fish.jpg
◆Sully - always level 1 in the flesh, the strongest level 999 in spirit
Reborn in Tokyo, ever since Toru Kusama began using the system to randomly extract the unique skills of girls, he has learned more and more secrets.
You are a cute girl who is gentle and shy and even blushes when you talk, but why do you have a skill like [Master Kendo]?
You are a beautiful schoolmate with a sweet smile whom I met for the first time, but why can I draw out a skill like [Entry-level Assassination] from you!
And you, who are cold and sharp-tongued, beautiful and smart, but you draw comics behind everyone's back.
"Wait, you drew me as the hero in the comic again, right?"
"Any objections?"
"At least you should discuss it with me."
The girl frowned: "Is it embarrassing to be my hero?"
"...That's not the case."
But you are drawing hentai comics.
[Yang Chen, please enter your 2008 rebirth wish list]
Wish one: [Failure to be beautiful Sulo Glass small vault]
Wish two: [earn a lot of money, redeem Su Luo glazed from the Su family]
Wish three: [Well, I hope there is a system, take me to make money, I just want to touch the fish] above!
Demons and evil spirits are everywhere. Factions are everywhere,
and hundreds of schools of thought contend.
Traveling through the Great Zhou Dynasty, Lu Zhan became a demon-suppressing master.
Wild foxes come to visit, women seek marriage, mountain monsters eat people, and tigers are accomplices... Each and every one of them is strange.
In this dangerous world, Lu Zhan just wants to lie down and practice with the help of the demon-suppressing division, but when he condenses the second soul, he realizes that things are not simple.
The sea of Kyushu is quiet, and all the exiled immortals are bowing.
If I take out five souls, how will you respond?
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Madam, please respect my profession. Who said that a nanny can't output? ...
The words Roger said before his execution opened the chaotic era of pirates; at the same time, this was also an era when many heroes emerged!
Ants, the great wave of the new era is coming!
The weak have no choice;
The strong can do whatever they want!
Eric, who was a otaku in his previous life, witnessed the beginning of a new era. He used the system to establish his own power. He would wield a spear, cut through the thorns, and overthrow the entire world!
The Black Holy Sword who loves to eat junk food; the Avenger who burns with devilish flames; the queen who can freeze time and space; the Valkyrie who can kill gods with a flip of her hand; the cute foodie who can kill people with one blow; the tsundere young lady who controls time; the dragon slayer in the sky; the singer who controls people's hearts.