#I asked you to survive in the wild, but you're raising a cat while doing livestreams?#
#I thought you were here just to make up the numbers, but you're taking the entire internet by storm?#
Song Qingyou transmigrated over a dozen times for the sake of survival before she finally returned to her original world. She wanted to laze around and do nothing, but she was forced to fend for herself in the wilderness due to her unfortunate circumstances.
However, after finding a cat, her life turned out to be completely different from the rest.
Other people started the game with straight knives and lighters...
But she started with a cat.
Other people exhausted themselves from climbing trees to harvest fruits...
But she barbecued fish for her cat.
Other people worked hard to build their own shelters...
But she made a nest for her cat.
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Everyone waited for nature to teach Song Qingyou a lesson on how to behave like a normal person, but she was going through the survival game as if she was on vacation. She went viral on the internet.
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Song Qingyou thought her cat was just a little smarter than ordinary cats, but it turned into a human one day...
Later, Song Qingyou was photographed going out with the CEO of Jiang Group.
Song Qingyou clarified things during a livestream, "It's a coincidence. We're not dating each other."
Before she could finish her sentence, Jiang Zhihan, who had transformed into a human again, walked past the camera. That, too, went viral.
Song Qingyou quickly started to explain herself. "We're ordinary friends. We're not living together."
Just as she finished saying that, Jiang Zhihan appeared again in a bathrobe and said, "We're out of shower gel. Don't forget to buy the same one you did last time."
Song Qingyou subconsciously answered, "Okay."
People who were watching the livestream fell silent.
#You certainly aren't dating each other. You're practically married, aren't you?!"
As the world falls, who will save the heavens from tilting?
Demons and evil spirits arise between heaven and earth, and the Taoist Master stands firm and masculine.
I am Yi Chen, with the Taoist name Yi Cheng Zi. At eighteen years old, I fear violent evil spirits and like to make money.
With a heavy heart and ruthless hands, I traverse into a strange world where demons and evil spirits exist, becoming the eldest disciple of the Hidden Dragon Observatory. Before my master’s death, he admonished me to adhere to the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of my juniors, to which I agreed.
However, my understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differs slightly from my master’s.
What is benevolence? To split evil people and ghosts in half is to be benevolent.
What is righteousness? To smash the heads of evil people and ghosts into their chests, achieving righteousness.
After my master’s death, with the help of my golden finger and being unable to awaken my ‘spirituality’ for cultivation, I embarked on an unconventional path of cultivation.
Facing the wolves that emerged eager after my master’s death, I struck hard, comprehending the true essence of righteousness.
Against the evil spirits blocking my way, I used the iron fist of love to transform them.
I slay demons, exorcise evil spirits, and test swords with various spiritual cultivators, experiencing the world’s landscapes.
When I reached the peak and looked around, I was shocked to find that demons were just minor troubles; this world is falling… A thousand-year plan, an eternal mystery, slowly unfolds.
The bizarre, undying force has arrived.
Seeing this, Yi Chen laughed; even evil dogs passing by his Taoist observatory had to take a slap, and yet someone dared to disrespect him?
With one foot, Daoist Yi soared to the skies!
The onlookers exclaimed, “Master, stop fighting. The Heavenly Path is almost destroyed.”
(Invincible cool writing, light-hearted and humorous, accepting disciples, no knife, fighting against masters and rebelling against disciples, and more)
After traveling through time, Chen Daoxuan obtained a system that made him invincible as long as he accepted a disciple.
Whether it is the Immortal Emperor or the Supreme Saint of All Heavens, they are like ants in front of him, unable to escape the one-stop service of killing him instantly and turning ashes into ashes.
The Demon Empress, the Immortal Saint, the Human Sword Immortal, the Sea Princess, and the Divine Princess are all his direct disciples.
When he came back to his senses, he had become the lord of all heavens and realms, worshiped and enshrined by all the creatures in the endless world...
Disciple: "Anyone who is an enemy of Master will be killed without mercy!"
Second Disciple: "What is the realm of Master?"
Third Disciple: "The world says that this swordsman is the best in the world, but in front of Master, he is less than one in a million!"
Chen Daoxuan: "Sometimes being too invincible is also a worry."
"A Temple of Heaven, Invincibility Begins by Accepting Disciples" "Returning Disciples, Starting with Accepting the Demon Empress"
Chu Guang, who had traveled to the post-apocalyptic world, discovered that he had unlocked a shelter system and was able to summon creatures named “player” from the previous world.
From that day on, the whole post-apocalyptic world became like a game.
Starting from the submission of the comic "Edge Walker" which was "adapted from anime", Lin Qingshan embarked on the road of different world comics (wen), painting (chao) and family (public).
And then——
"No! It's a cybermaniac! Call the Terrorist Mobile Team!"
"Run! He is a comic book villain!"
"Awesome! I'm starting to understand everything!"
"No, who asked him to draw comics?"
"Use Flame Fist on him quickly!"
"Is he mentally ill? Are you planning the plot like this?"
"The mental state is good! We are discharged from the hospital!"
"You come in too!"
"Hahaha! I'm done, Master Dao!"
…
"Edge Walker", "Chainsaw Man", "Fire Fist", "Attack on Titan", "The Strange One"... Lin Qingshan is out of control on the way to madness. At the same time, comic fans all agree that Lin Qingshan Qingshan is a mental patient!
If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to?
Lorne, who was invited to the banquet, saw the golden apple with the words "Dedicated to the most beautiful goddess" engraved on the plate and the three goddesses in dispute in front of him. He smiled and picked up the knife.
The first step is to peel it and give the peel to Aphrodite.
"One thing I have to say is that you are indeed pretty. You can still see it as a layer of skin."
The second step was to cut the pulp and give it to Hera.
"You are a queen, but the whole Olympus, from eight hundred years old to beasts, can have sex with you. There are even men, women, and sheep. Since you can't save your face, I'll give you this face."
The third step is to give the remaining core to Athena.
"I was supposed to be born as a male god and inherit the throne of Zeus, but I lost the seed because of Zeus, so I will give you this fruit seed."
Aphrodite clenched her fist, Hera raised her scepter, and Athena summoned the spear and shield...
Upon seeing this, Lorne quickly took a step back, keeping Eris, the goddess of discord in the crowd, firmly in front of him.
"You still want to be the goddess of discord? Look at me, I can unite them in one fell swoop. Even you can't compare to me."
"..."
Looking at the Greek gods sharpening their swords around them, Eris fell into silence.
"The more the Holy See supports me, the more it means I am doing the right thing. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it means I am doing the right thing."
"If even the heretics praise me, it proves that I did the right thing. If the heretics don't say a word, it shows that I did something impeccable!"
"If the Holy See opposes me, it means that they have all degenerated into evil heretics. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it means that I have done the right thing."
In 681, Ansu, the youngest Pope in the history of the Holy See, was crowned Holy Pope. He delivered a speech and gave important instructions for the subsequent de-deification work. Pope Anzu emphasized:
"And now both the Holy See and heretics are against me, which just shows that I am on the right path!"
...
685 years.
"It's not that the evil god can't be summoned, but it's more cost-effective to choose him to take the stage."
Sylvia, the former Saint of the Demon Tribe, commented this way.
As soon as these remarks came out, they instantly aroused the attention of all walks of life - the large-scale documentary "The Legend of Pope Anzu" will continue to be broadcast for you.
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This is the story of a top evil player speeding through a fantasy world.
【Hokage+choice+relaxation+single female protagonist+daily life】
Travel through time and become Uchiha Obito, gain a god-level selection system, and become stronger by solving questions.
With the power of one person, he can change the style of the Hokage world.
Madara: My grandson Obito has the qualities of an emperor!
Hashirama: Young man, you seem to be less reliable than little Tsunade.
Third Generation: I have never seen such an outrageous kid as Obito.
Danzo: The inherently evil Uchiha Obito!
Minato: Why did I accept Obito as my student in the first place?
Lin: Kakashi, you and Obito must be happy!
Kakashi:...? ? ?
Traveling through Hogwarts, Lu Ke is emotionally stable. Who is not a little wizard? It was just that when I was eleven years old, it was too hot, so I suffered from heatstroke when I went out to deliver the letter and the owl never delivered it. The original body traveled through time and was a squib. It didn’t matter. He hit Dumbledore as soon as he traveled through time.
Deng Shirong was reborn and returned to the summer of 1980.
In his previous life, he didn't know people well and trusted the matchmaker too much, which resulted in unhappy marriages for his children. His two sons-in-law couldn't hold him up, and his several daughters-in-law made the family a mess.
In this life, he will personally take action to find partners for his children.
Several years later, I got together with some old friends. When the topic of whether their daughter-in-law was filial or not was discussed, the young old men couldn't help but boast.
Deng Shirong waited for them to brag enough, then took out his mobile phone and sent a message to WeChat Moments in front of them, saying that he was getting moldy after staying at home and wanted to go out for a walk.
The next moment, his five daughters-in-law living in different cities took turns calling him:
Eldest daughter-in-law: "Dad, where do you want to go? I'll go back to pick you up right away!"
Second daughter-in-law: "Dad, the bird's nest has just been built, and I'm about to go back to pick you up to have a look!"
Third daughter-in-law: "Dad, you have never been to Mount Hua among the Five Mountains. The weather is just right now. Can I go back to pick you up and play with you for a few days?"
Fourth daughter-in-law: "..."
Young daughter-in-law: "..."
This scene made several little old men who had just finished bragging were dumbfounded and their eyes were red with envy!
The current progress of the book: the eldest daughter-in-law is married, and the eldest daughter is married.
[This book focuses on matchmaking + food + daily life, with a strong local flavor, real prices, strong logic, and a eloquent writing style. It is a rare masterpiece of period literature. Don’t miss it when you pass by]
PS: There is already an old book "I Dislike No One in Matchmaking" with a high order of 36,000+. Those who are interested can check it out!