"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?"

"I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie."

"Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie?

"It doesn't count."

"The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions."

"That means they don't understand appreciation."

"Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards."

"Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."

After the 25th failed blind date, Chen Ji learned from the painful experience and decided to take the initiative and find a blind date on a public account in the same city.

The official account is very powerful and he recommended four girls:

The first one, female, human, 28 years old, doctor, lives at the end of the world four months after the sun goes out.

The second one, the Nine Realm Human Race, the Empress of Destiny, slept for 100,000 years after becoming invincible.

The third one is the daughter of the county governor, an ancient young lady who is good at embroidery and loves poetry. She claims to have written a sequel to "Dream of Red Mansions".

The fourth one, a descendant of God, is a Saint of Light, but her whole body exudes a black aura, her limbs are twisted, and she is locked in the church underground to pray devoutly.

Chen Ji thought they were role-playing at first, but it wasn’t until later that he discovered——

"No, are you all real?"

"How can I meet you for a blind date?"

"How can I save the world just by going on a blind date?"

[Metaphysics+Shuangwen+Live Broadcast+Unit Drama]

A generation of heavenly master Jiang Ningning transformed into a small owner of a funeral shop.

I opened the account book in the store and took a look... Oops! It’s all debt!

You are so stubborn these days, you dare to owe money to a funeral shop~

Come on, let’s live stream debt collection, and by the way, I’ll make a paper-cut villa myself——

Live broadcast room daily life:

Before debt collection:

[The anchor is a traffic dog, and Lao Wang is a good man. You will die if you take advantage of Lao Wang's popularity! 】

【I am Lao Wang, I act and sit upright, if you have the ability, come and do it! Don’t cause trouble and don’t be afraid of it! 】

After debt collection:

【Damn it! How could Lao Wang do such an immoral and smoking thing? death penalty! 】

【Lao Wang come out and say something! 】

【Hahahaha, Lao Wang is already stepping on the sewing machine! 】

Before burning paper:

[Sicha anchor is shameless. In order to bring goods without a bottom line, he disses his colleagues. He has reported it and hopes to be banned! 】

After burning the paper:

[I beg the anchor to build a big paper-made villa with WIFI. My grandpa told me in a dream that he also wanted to eat roasted chicken. After eating the roasted chicken, he would tell me where the hidden savings at home were. 】

Jiang Ningning, Mr. Ning reminds you online: It is natural to pay back debts. When you come to collect debts, you must pay them. Even the tough talkers go in~

Question: What should I do if I find two corpses in my house for no apparent reason and are then forcibly detained?

Fortunately, not long after entering, Jiang He discovered that as long as he was in jail, he could accumulate upgrade points to upgrade himself, which was simple and crude.

Are you like a wolf or a tiger? It doesn't matter, my body is full, and I transform into a sports student and take it with a sliding shovel.

Is your extraordinary power so powerful? It doesn't matter, my resistance is maxed out, so break my defense first and then talk.

If you spend every day fishing in jail, your strength will continue to grow, and you still have to take care of food and housing. Who doesn't like this kind of life!

What monsters dare to delay my imprisonment? I can't bear it anymore! Blow up the whole world with one punch!

Chu Ge is a harem writer.

When he was writing about the affection of the female sect leader, one of the most powerful people in the world...

A woman appeared in his room, holding a sword at his neck: "If you dare to write that I fell in love with that man, I will kill you."

In 2008, China Entertainment Films emerged from the pioneering era, growing wildly and letting a hundred flowers bloom!

This year, hundreds of millions of people have been sad and happy!

This year, China Entertainment Films has one more Fang Ziheng!

Travel through time, be reborn, and set sail!

From small-budget comedies to large-scale productions of suspense, costume, and science fiction, from a newcomer to a world-famous director who is a hit at the box office, Fang Ziheng has carved out his own entertainment path step by step.

If my E is fast enough, what about my teammates? You can't catch up with me!

This is the story of an unscrupulous League of Legends Yasuo player who traveled to the world of Naruto and became the younger brother of Konoha White Fang and the uncle of Hatake Kakashi. As the Konoha ninja numbered 4396, he will give Hatake this full-fledged What joy does a sad last name bring? Stay tuned!

Kazakh~~

The new Shaomai book "My Ming Dynasty has abundant martial virtues but chooses cultural victory" is currently being serialized. Welcome to watch!