(Funny + memes + movie fanfiction + some original content, memes > normal character setting, ooc please do not enter)

(One last dance, kids. If this doesn’t work out, I’ll be reincarnated and start over.)

When Ming Ting was playing version 3.4 of "Honkai Impact 3rd", he was so shocked by the animation of Bai'er elbowing Nanook that he danced with joy, causing a short circuit. He was killed by the exploding computer and reincarnated into the Honkai Impact 3rd universe.

Ming Ting: "But why did Kaz start the game? I need to stop thinking!"

Just when Ming Ting was about to become the ultimate creature, he unexpectedly attracted the attention of [Memory], [Joy], [Preservation], [Destruction], [Abundance], [Mystery] and even the fallen [Purity], [Pioneering], and [Immortality] star gods, becoming a destiny walker entangled with nine destinies.

Ming Ting, who escaped the crisis of death, was rescued by the passing Luofu fairy boat fleet. Due to the influence of [Immortality], he was believed to be a wandering dragon descendant and was brought back to the fairy boat Luofu.

Just when Ming Ting thought he was about to start a wonderful life in the Collapse Universe, his body was constantly destroyed and reborn due to too many conflicts in his destiny.

Ming Ting: "What a joke!" Ming Ting's unwilling roar attracted the attention of the system, but the system only had one function: connecting to the world live broadcast.

Ming Ting: "One function is enough, enough for me to fulfill my destiny."

From then on, the world of Yuancollapse Iron had a little more fun and a few less knives.

It all started with the animation of Bai Er elbowing Nanook.

Shenxiu, who had just traveled to Naruto, faced the biggest crisis - he traveled to the period of the Second Ninja World War and to the border of the Land of Fire.

The good news: he was picked up by someone, who happened to be the Third Raikage, so his life and quality of life are guaranteed.

Bad news: He discovered that the system he obtained could only get rewards from people like the Third Raikage who had a significant impact on the ninja world, so Shenxiu began his journey on the road to death.

Shenxiu said that there should be three major pleasures in life: survival, beautiful women, and pissing off dad!

[Soul swap + listening to inner voices + cute baby + group favorite + funny + metaphysics + very crazy and very happy]

Yuan Yuan was reborn after the sacrifice, and was reincarnated as the daughter of a tyrant who was replaced as the prince by a cat.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she was faced with the tyrant's "complete confiscation of property" and was sent to a "brothel".

The world is about to fall apart! She is less than a month old and can't even speak. How can she save herself?

Yuan Yuan: I’m dying! My tyrant dad is going to sell me to a brothel! Wuuuuuu…

Tyrant: Where does that sound come from?

Yuan Yuan: You jerk dad, I am your biological daughter! The one in your palace is fake!

The tyrant locked his eyes on Yuan Yuan.

Tyrant: Monster! Die!

Yuanyuan is shocked! The tyrant wants to kill her!?

The next second, their souls exchanged.

Yuanyuan: Fortunately I put away the sword quickly, otherwise I would be dead!

Destiny Chart: If you die, you can become emperor! If you can't die, he will die.

Yuanyuan: Why didn’t you say so earlier!

So Yuanyuan kept committing suicide.

Yuanyuan: Hehe, I peed on my tyrant dad, kill me now!

Yuanyuan: If I spit all over his face, will he kill me?

Yuanyuan: No! I won’t wash my feet! I want to stuff my stinky feet into my scumbag dad’s mouth!

The tyrant's veins were throbbing with rage!

He can hear her inner voice, okay?!

Famous scene 1

"Your Majesty! This is bad! That evil spirit is using your body to cause trouble again~"

The tyrant who was attending court ran into the baby's body the next second and watched the evil spirit eating and drinking in his throne room.

After taking a Liuwei Dihuang Pill, my life is in my own hands.

That day I traveled to the movie and television industry and became a security guard in the Night of the Returning Soul.

That day, a strange eye appeared in my body, and I met Long Po from the Yin-Yang Road, the descendant of Uncle Nine from the zombie family, the First Commandment...

That day I found out that my uncle was Ada, the tiger of the serious crime squad, Aqi with a kitchen knife on his waist was my cousin, and Du-Sheng, who had special abilities, was my cousin.

There is an amusement park next to the community, called Curse Park.

The girlfriend said something was wrong with her office.

The old lady in the building next door actually secretly raised corpses.

…

Aunt Mei came to see me that day.

For example, in the American variety shows, there are A Nightmare Street, Return of the Living Dead, The Conjuring, Annabelle, The Nun, The Exorcist, Alien, Silent Hill, and The Flash...

【System Supplier + Behind the Scenes + Invincible + All Heavens and Worlds + Funny】

"Ding! The Zhutian Wholesale System has been successfully bound!"

"Ding! The Wanjie Chat Group invites you to join..."

Each person has one system at the beginning.

..........

Fahai: I, a Buddhist monk, a gangster system?

Fahai: Buddha, why did you betray me?

Everyone, in the main hall, have you ever seen a Gatling gun emitting blue light?

Ning Caichen: Dear fans, welcome to Heaven on Earth. No. 666? No, that's my Nie Xiaoqian.

Lin Mo transmigrated into a son-in-law of an immortal cultivation family, and picked up a genius stepdaughter who hated him to the core.

At the same time, the [Fatherly Kindness and Daughterly Filial Piety] system was awakened.

Every time his stepdaughter improves her cultivation, he will receive ten times the reward.

If his stepdaughter finds an opportunity or talent, he will get tenfold return.

She practiced hard for ten years, but he won by doing nothing after practicing for a hundred years!

She steals treasures from secret realms, and he inherits the bloodline of divine beasts!

She comprehended the sword intent, and he condensed the holy body of the sword immortal!

On the day the Immortal Emperor forced her into marriage, the stepdaughter pointed her sword at the sky and said, "Anyone who dares to touch me must ask my father first!"

Lin Mo drunkenly smashed the wine jug, and his sword energy leveled the thirty-three heavens: "Ahem... dear girl, Daddy really doesn't understand cultivating immortals... He only knows how to kill gods."

——Ding! Stepdaughter's favorability detected as MAX

——Unlock the final chapter skill: [Dad covers the galaxy! ]

[Entertainment Circle + Bad Play + Funny Memes + Plagiarism + Warm Daily Life]

Lin Ming traveled to the Blue Star world and became a top star in just two and a half years by being a plagiarist.

However, Lin Ming did not feel any happiness during this process.

Because every day he is either on variety shows or participating in programs, he has no private space at all.

Lin Ming was fed up with this kind of life, so he decided to give up.

"Lin Ming, I signed you up for a variety show called Running Man."

"Not interested, not going!"

"Lin Ming, I signed you up for a singing competition."

"Not interested, not going!"

"So what do you want to do?"

“I just want to play badly!”

From then on, Lin Ming went further and further down the path of giving up.

He rejected all announcements and activities, just wanting to experience life well.

"Brother Ming, do you want to have barbecue and drink beer?"

"Report your location, I'll be there soon!"

"Brother Ming, the Wanli Reservoir has just been dug, and the bait is good."

"Shit, wait for me, I'll be there soon with my fishing rod!"

"Brother Ming, do you want to go on a road trip to Tibet?"

"I've sent you the location, come pick me up!"

"Brother Ming, I'm getting married, come quickly!"

"Hahaha, I like it. Wait for me, I'll use my Maiba crane as your front car!"

…

Lin Ming originally wanted to give up, but for some reason, his fame grew.

Agent and entertainment company: Damn, didn’t we agree to give up? How did you become a top star?

In the distant wilderness, they all mention your name with awe and regret.

No one could tame our wild souls, and you accepted the challenge.

Under the paleest gaze, you teach, we change, instinct is redeemed,

You bring worlds to bugs and beasts that they never dreamed of.

—From Teacher Monomon's "Elegy for Hallownest"

[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Lone Ranger Takuya Uehara acquires a system called "Experience Life." Unexpectedly, his first target is a familiar face at school—Yukinoshita Yukino. [This system is absolutely positive energy.] [The host can use this system to improve themselves in all aspects.] [Even if you no longer want to be human, this system can help you achieve your goals.] "Although controlling the bodies of non-human creatures brings me many benefits, this time..." Takuya Uehara glanced at the tourists watching him outside the aquarium and realized he had become a penguin. He managed to obtain paper and pen, and held up a note with the words "Are you guys charging for QB?" to the visitors. [This book is also known as "The Years I Wasn't Human" and "I Don't Want to Fall in Love."] PS: This book is written in a casual and relaxed style. If it's enjoyable to read, then its purpose has been achieved.