What should I do if I encounter a stupid and cute showman system who can only beep?

Waiting online...

Very urgent!

Not only was the system bound to the wrong person, but it also allowed him to travel through time and become a dead person!

but……

This dead man is very strong!

Barely acceptable!

On the stage of Konoha's collapse project, as the first generation of Hokage, he walked out of the coffin reincarnated from the dirt!

"Then, from now on, I am Senju Bashirama!"

Shen Sui traveled to an era of duel cards, and obtained cards used in duels from another world by guiding soul card followers to act.

But Shen Sui felt that his soul card, the girl named Alice, was very problematic.

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[Alice is exploring the Temple of the God of War. 】

[Alice felt bored and used arson on the temple. 】

【Ding! You get the spell card: Contempt]

[Alice thinks the idol is indecent. 】

[Alice used a crushing blow aimed at the crotch of the statue. 】

【Ding! You get the spell card: Blasphemy]

[God of War Vargas woke up from a deep sleep, and he was extremely angry. Alice's life is at stake. 】

[Alice sent you a call for help. 】

【save! save! save! save! save! 】

*****

What are you doing again! like! Korea! Silk!

Li Xuan found himself in a predicament after transmigrating without the luxury of a system or plug-ins. To evade notice, he took refuge in a small mountain village. However, one day, he was mistaken for a reclusive expert, he was forcefully adopted as a master by an eager disciple who refused to take no for an answer.

Struggling with his moral compass, Li Xuan initially rejected the disciple's proposal due to his commitment to honesty. Yet, faced with persistent insistence and tempting offers, he reluctantly crafted fictional cultivation techniques. Much to his astonishment, the disciple not only embraced these fabricated teachings but successfully cultivated with remarkable prowess.

Witnessing his disciple's thunderous muscles, resilient bones, and potent vital force, Li Xuan couldn't fathom the inexplicable success. Bewildered, he exclaimed, "I fabricated it all! How did you manage to cultivate so successfully? What kind of monster are you?"

To add to the perplexity, a mysterious Golden Finger manifested: "Your disciple mastered the technique you invented from scratch. Your flawless completion of the technique has enhanced your strength a hundredfold compared to others at the same level!"

Urgent notice: All secret agents, please pay attention, the twelve-star dungeon [Fengdu] has an unknown error, and it will be closed indefinitely from now on.

Seeing the flashing notice on the retina, all the extraordinary people turned their attention to Li Rui who had just woken up.

"You kid broke the copy again?"

Li Rui smiled awkwardly: "President, think about it better, at least I have all the equipment, materials, and skill points. This wave... is not a loss?"

Su Can came to the parallel world and became a talented rookie who has not yet debuted in the LPL, with extraordinary talent and hard work.

Just when Su Can thought he was going to fulfill his talent, he accidentally activated a wonderful system, and only by being bad can he become stronger.

Since then, LPL has had a different kind of its own way.

King Ning: "I played less in the rankings and you caught me complaining. Su Can uninstalled the League of Legends. Why don't you talk?"

Da Fei: "In order to compete with player Su Can, I specially registered an account on the top of the canyon, but it seems that he hasn't played ranked for a year."

Many coaches in the circle: "It's fine if this kid doesn't play Rank, and he doesn't even play a single training match. How can we study this?"

"Player Xu Ruoguang, may I ask when you were playing top laner in omg, you often scolded uzi and got kicked, is there such a thing?"

"No, absolutely not."

"Player Xu Ruoguang, is it true that you forced faker to substitute Hou Ye to match you after joining SKT?"

"Oh, is that permissible?"

"Player Xu Ruoguang, you told Smeb to see a psychiatrist, is this always true?"

"fakenews!"

Xu Ruoguang put on an inscrutable smile and played the accordion.

"Player Xu Ruoguang, I heard that you often put pressure on Ah Shui to make him train crazily every day. In the interview, he said that he was stunned by the dog. Is this always true?"

"Hehe, it's all fake."

He is the recognized pressure kid in the league.

He is the "traitor" top laner who won the championship after leaving the LCK

He is a stress monster who will curse at lazy dogs every now and then.

But the elegant and easy-going Xu Ruoguang was really wronged.

Who calls the system he binds called the pressure system?

"What kind of job is such a dish? Go home and raise pigs!"

Looking at the young contestant with a pig's liver face, Xu Ruoguang nodded in satisfaction, and he saved another lost boy.

Little contestant: Can you eat pancakes? Old stuff, your resin 666!

This article is also known as "Jiang Chen Leads the Vagrant Crew to Solve the Crisis" and "Make a movie, how did it become a promotional film?" "

Jiang Chen traveled through parallel worlds and became a hard-working college student who wanted to complete a scientific research project. He was so worried that he had nowhere to start, but he unexpectedly met Guo Fan who came to collect his wool...

The film crew had no money, and just wanted to find a cheap and professional prop guide, so Jiang Chen directly unlocked the film's black technology prop production system!

[The robotic arm has been submitted! 】

[G3 escape airbag device has been submitted! 】

[The mechanical exoskeleton has been submitted! 】

...

[The space elevator has been submitted! 】

On the eve of the release, all departments of Dragon Kingdom appeared on the set of Wandering Earth.

"You don't really want to blow up the moon, do you?"

"This space elevator is good, can we go up and try it?"

"Jiang Chen, restrain yourself a bit, we can't make it up any longer!"

Facing the increasingly hard-core studio, Director Guo and Da Liu were stunned:

"Let you make props, are you serious?"

Jiang Chen shrugged: "Director Guo, it's you who said that the props must be real!"

Han Jue, a small film and television screenwriter who is still struggling, wakes up to find that not only has he changed, but even the world has changed.

Here in Huaxia, the entertainment industry is more developed than Hollywood on the other side of the ocean.

The China Golden Bull Award has become the most valuable film award in the world.

"Singer", as the top arena for singers, has already appeared in its tenth season; "The Voice of China" is a season every three years, and every time it is a carnival for the whole people; "King of Masked Singer" will never lack buried voices every week.

It's easy to see on the street: crews filming shows, anchors holding mobile phones, video celebrities pranking passers-by...

This is the best era for entertainment practitioners.

Han Jue, who is an outdated idol star in this world, is on the edge of this prosperous entertainment world, and he doesn't want to be a star at all, okay?

He just wants to wander happily in the ocean of spiritual food and be a quiet otaku.

There are countless magical creatures living in this world, all of which can be used as pets.

Human beings who contract, nurture, and command beasts are called trainers.

Luo He came across and embarked on a journey to become the strongest trainer in the world...

it's out of the question.

In fact, this is a daily story of a cook encountering pet animals by cooking, raising pets, farming, and cooking food.

Luo He: "I am the chosen cook."

"I'm not a trainer."

...

City Beast-Keeping Flow.

I, Li Wei, have money, beauty, family background, childhood sweetheart, and girlfriend, I can get whatever I want.

I thought I was a winner in life.

But... I was wrong.

Why are my elves popular? ?

Even they can show better than me? ?

Is something wrong? ?

This book is also known as: "Everyday Pokémon", "The Leisurely Daily Life of the Rich Second Generation", "My Daily Life of Pokémon Cultivation", "Is It Wrong to Expect Reiki Recovery in the World of Pokémon" What?", "In the Pokémon world, instead of waiting for Ibrahimovic to repay his favor, instead of talking about love, is there something wrong?"