"Ladies and gentlemen, we can talk about love, but instant noodles must have eggs. This is the principle!"

The barrage of comments: [Where did this dog come from? Get off the show!]

Until he collapsed on the sofa, lazily humming his original divine song "Painting": "Draw ten girls to accompany me, and then draw ten Chinese medicine doctors to regulate me"

The entire internet was laughing like crazy: [Help! Is this Lao Liu here to shake up the domestic entertainment industry?!]

When the celestial fairy sister Zhao Lingyun took the initiative to talk, he handed her instant noodles: "Are you hungry? I have the exclusive secret recipe of the instant noodles fairy. You'll feel full after eating it!"

Netizens dug up his negative information overnight, only to find out that his casually written scripts beat the best actor, and his impromptu singing and playing crushed the top stars...

The hater's defense broke: [Are you here for a dating show or to mess things up?! ]

【Multiple Women】【Humor】【Simulation】

The original title of the book is "Simulated Cultivation: Collecting Master's First Blood Fragments at the Beginning"

You open your eyes and travel through the world of immortal cultivation. At the beginning, your beautiful master is seriously injured and infected by an evil poison. What will be your choice?

[First simulation]: As a blessing for the time traveler, Lin Bai chose "Who else but me" and successfully detoxified his master.

Unexpectedly, the master killed him after regaining consciousness, muttering: "Traitor, it is you who betrayed the master!"

Lin Bai's death was inexplicable.

[Second simulation]: To cope with all kinds of changes, Lin Bai chose to ignore it and pretended not to know that his master was poisoned.

Unexpectedly, after taking the antidote, the master still stabbed him in the throat with a sword. "Traitor, you knew I was poisoned, but you turned a deaf ear to it. You must be hoping for my death!"

Lin Bai: "What the hell? I'll die if I help you detoxify, and I'll die if I don't help you?"

At the beginning of the third simulation, Lin Bai suddenly made a decision that went against his ancestors...

......

Ye Shiyao: "Strange? How can Bai'er understand my feelings so well? Is this what telepathy is?"

Leng Ningyan: "Junior Brother Lin Bai actually cares about me so much, maybe I should confess to him!"

Gradually, the master and the other sisters all felt that Lin Bai was the one who understood them the best.

Lin Bai: You understand it best? That's the experience of dying a hundred times. The grass on the graves of those who don't understand is already two meters high!

Synopsis of the manga "A Passerby's Guide to Self-Rescue" (expand to read the full text∨): Su Bei, an F-class freshman at "Endless Superpower Academy," awakens a new ability on his first day. Only then does he realize that their world is a comic book. The protagonist is his classmate, Jiang Tianming. But that's not the point. The point is that in the next chapter, he, Su Bei, will die tragically in the restroom!

At the same time, he traveled through the 99 world series and was nicknamed "Brother Cheng". The plug-in was himself.

Hokage Yang Cheng: What! Red Bean is my teacher? Then Aunt Snake is...

Devimon Yangcheng: I just want to be a kind Devimon, but the chosen children are stupid!

Shijiao Yang Cheng: Battle of wits? I've reached my combat ceiling, so why not just speedrun?

Pirate Yang Cheng: Nami is my adopted sister?

Yiquan Yangcheng: What? I'm a tentacle monster, so it's okay...

Bleach, One Piece, Naruto, Digimon, Pokémon, Re:Zero - Jobless Reincarnation, Shakugan Shana, there are so many, I'll just write whatever comes to mind...

"The system was upgraded in Chapter 60 and became a reward system. The early settings were just to get the protagonist into the circle."

[The domestic entertainment industry rectification system has been loaded. As a freshman at the Beijing Film Academy, you are full of hope and enter the entertainment industry. However, the industry is becoming increasingly corrupt, which makes you feel heartbroken. To reverse the current situation, you are determined to rectify the domestic entertainment industry...]

[Newbie Task: Build a good relationship with your class instructor, secure a supporting role in a popular TV series from him, and successfully complete the filming. The task is due within three months...]

Chen Xiu, who had lived a new life and became a flying pig on the mouth of the Internet hurricane, looked at the system that appeared three years late, and felt only a burst of complaints in his heart.

What SB system?

It's bad enough that you're three years late, but now you're asking me to play a supporting role?

What multi-millionaire, future billionaire, would play a supporting role? Why are you so funny?

[Refuse or mission failure: Testosterone secretion in the body will be permanently reduced by half...]

Chen Xiu: System master, I’m sorry, my voice was a little loud just now.

In order to avoid becoming a factory owner after becoming financially independent, Chen Xiu resolutely stepped into the entertainment industry.

The entertainment industry is a world of fame and fortune where "the demons are strong in the small temple and the turtles are many in the shallow pond". Shuang Ma has to pay tuition when he enters, but Chen Xiu is here to clean up the circle.

Why? Because I have cheats!

[Double Empresses] + [Strange Apocalypse] + [Zombie King] + [Entry]

Lu Zheng was reborn as a weak zombie in the apocalypse that was mysteriously invaded.

At the beginning, you will awaken the talent [Earth Breathing], which allows you to quickly increase your cultivation level by burying yourself underground.

So he decisively crawled under a grave and fell into a deep sleep.

A hundred years later, he woke up from his slumber, having become a ninth-rank corpse king and gained ten new talent entries.

As soon as I crawled out from the ground, I saw a pair of cute abandoned human babies.

Lu Zheng, who had endured a hundred years of loneliness, decided to adopt them.

In this world, he found spiritual sustenance.

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I, the human queen, Xiao Ruoxi.

I fought against the Demonic Ghost Emperor Ye Mingyue for seven days and seven nights. We died together and were reborn into a new world.

But they became twin sisters!

Not only that, we were cruelly abandoned in a cemetery when we were just one month old.

Just when we thought we were about to be eaten by the monster, a zombie crawled out from the ground.

Instead of eating us, the zombies fed us milk powder and raised us up!

He took care of us like his daughters.

Zombie Daddy made me, an orphan in my previous life, feel the care I had never felt before.

It’s just that my damn little sister Ye Mingyue is a little naughty and always causes trouble for daddy.

Angry little dumpling Ye Mingyue: I am the older sister!!

If we were to rank the difficulty of a time travel, there's the Extremely Easy difficulty, where you're born a sage; the Easy difficulty, where you can become a second-generation immortal; the Medium difficulty, where you're mediocre, with cheats; and the Hard difficulty, where you start as an orphan and are deeply in debt. Misfortunes often come with blessings, and blessings often hide misfortunes. Luo Yu, who traveled to the Starry Sky Railway world, was unfortunate, as his starting difficulty was hellish—he was born in the women's restroom. But Luo Yu was also fortunate, as he immediately achieved the only achievement in the observed universe—being simultaneously observed by the three Star Gods. Star God of Joy! Star God of Wisdom! Star God of Memory! Please grant me strength! Climbing out of the women's restroom and regaining my life—this is just the beginning of Luo Yu's gaming universe. Watch how Luo Yu manipulates the world of Honkai Impact 3rd and turns the tide! The main world of Starry Sky Railway is interspersed with the sub-worlds of Genshin Impact and Honkai Impact 3rd.

(The ratings have just been released and are not very reliable. They will increase later.)

[Rebirth + Cool Story + City + School Beauty + System + Super Rich]

Li Xiuyuan was reborn.

Reborn back to the beginning of freshman year.

In his previous life, his family was not well off. After graduation, he could only deliver food and ride an electric donkey on the streets, barely making a living with 4,500 yuan a month.

But in this life, the father who used to work as a plasterer on the construction site has transformed himself into the chairman of the "Construction Group", with a net worth of trillions, and is respected as "Uncle Tai" in the world!

The mother of a caregiver in a nursing home suddenly became the founder of the "Kunlun Health Care Center". Any old man in the circle started out as a retired provincial governor!

[Ding! Your super-rich life has been activated! ]

then...

Once an unknown person in college, he is now a top rich second-generation student enrolled in school with high profile!

Are your classmates complaining about their dorms being shabby? Just buy the entire building! I'll live on the top floor, and the rest is yours to choose from!

Too far to commute to class? Ferraris and Lamborghinis line up in the garage, rotating daily. The security guard thought it was a car show!

Never been in love in your past life? I'll pay you one million, and the school beauty will come with me tonight!

Classmate: "Don't think money can buy true love! The campus beauty of Soochow University is as pure as a mountain flower. How can she be bought by your dirty money?"

School Beauty: "Brother Xiuyuan, do you like black stockings or white stockings?"

Li Xiuyuan: "One post a day, it feels fresh!"

classmate:"???"

At this moment, Li Xiuyuan finally realized that having money is really great!

If I were to be reborn again, I would become the best among men!

No matter how beautiful the flowers on the mountain are or how inspiring the young people are, they all have to bow down in front of hundreds of billions of wealth!

"This time, I, Li Xiuyuan, will turn all the suffering I endured in my previous life into the pleasure of stepping on it!"

{Multiple female protagonists, get rich, no fear, cool story, system}

When he was young, Su Handong was ridiculed by people around him. When his rich father found him, he left his wife without hesitation and went to the big city to become a young master.

His wife, who was several months pregnant, died unexpectedly, and his wife's best friend Xiao Min, who was a village beauty and half-foreign, was forced to die because she owed a huge amount of money.

This made Su Handong regretful when he learned the news later.

Reborn at the age of eighty.

He was reborn to the night before he left his wife and headed to the big city.

"Detected an eighty-year-old host, being mocked by his descendants and those around him, awakened the Super Grandpa System. Your grandpa is still your grandpa after all."

"In life, when the host encounters discrimination and ridicule from others, there is a chance that a system task will be triggered."

"Complete the system tasks and you will receive corresponding rewards."

"System, are you kidding me? I'm only 22 years old when I was reborn. How come you've awakened the system of an 80-year-old man?"

After seeing the system rewards, this system is really great!

After being reborn, I also awakened the system. Why should I go to a big city to be a young master? Isn’t it better to live in the countryside?