[Multiple Female Protagonists][Daily Style][Funny][Invincible][Stupid Sculpture]
Thirty years ago, Li Wanji failed in his hasty attempt to form his elixir, and never recovered. Thirty years later, at the age of eighty-eight, his junior apprentice, Su Yingxue, broke up with him before retreating.
Li Wanji unexpectedly awakened the [Goddess Conquest System]. The rewards were incredibly generous: Broken meridians were instantly repaired, while a shattered dantian was rewarded with the Hongmeng Devouring Dantian skill.
What? My master was the daughter of destiny, and I was rewarded with the Taixu Swallowing Heaven Art.
What? My apprentice possessed the Phoenix Divine Body, and was the reincarnation of a peak Mahayana master from my previous life?
And he was the master of the Goddess Hall, with twelve goddesses under his wing?
Li Wanji laughed his ass off.
This is an age of humanity's resurgence! After countless trials and tribulations, a great being known as the Emperor is formally attempting to rebuild the glory of the human race. But on the other side of the material universe, the Chaos Gods have long since regarded humanity as their main course... In this dark and terrifying cosmos, the only future is war!
That is, until the soul of an ancient Terran, named Osiris, arrives in the Warhammer universe and into the body of Lycaeus. The threads of destiny begin to intertwine. Can this outsider turn the tide for a humanity whose fate is already sealed?
For now, Osiris knows nothing of this. He's staring blankly at the mining pick in his hand...
"Damn it, hasn't Corax's amniotic pod landed yet? I don't want to mine anymore!!!!" Sandman stares into the pitch-black mine and falls into a profound silence...
Nan Ran, a regular office worker, finally got a chance to take a vacation. But while sightseeing on Mount Huangshan, she lost her footing and tumbled into a ravine.
When she woke up, she had transmigrated into the body of Nan Ran, a disciple of the Beast Taming Sect on the Continent of Ten Thousand Beasts. This new Nan Ran was the worst of the worst—the disciple with the lowest aptitude, worst grades, and weakest power. She had only become a junior disciple through nepotism, relying on the fact that her father was the former sect leader.
On her first day here, with no time to get her bearings, she was immediately thrown into a sect assessment.
Faced with a variety of colossal, mutated demonic beasts that she didn't recognize, her mind went blank. She was at a complete loss, wanting to cry but unable to shed a tear, knowing she was about to cause her entire team to fail the assessment.
Then, she suddenly heard a cute, cat-like voice: [Pet me, pet me~ meow~ I'm not a cat, meow, I'm a big lion~] A golden light flashed, and the news that the sect's "trash" had successfully formed a contract with a high-level demonic beast shocked everyone!
Next, a sinister voice echoed in her mind: [Hehehe, no one will find this snake-snake hiding here. I'll eat them later.] Ding! Following Nan Ran's translated guidance, the strongest leader of her team sliced off the exotic beast's snake head in the blink of an eye, resolving the crisis!
Nan Ran: "Huh? If this is what the assessment is all about, then I'm not scared at all!"
When a soul unfamiliar with the story arrives in the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, facing various enemies and traveling through different time and space, what changes will she bring to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd? Kiana said: "I'm just an ordinary scientist." Others: "Ah, yes, yes, a "real" ordinary scientist."
Transmigrated, transformed into a C-rank hybrid of the Dragon Tribe into ninety-nine worlds simultaneously! Don't be afraid, the Hero Association's C-rank heroes are actually hidden dragon-level monsters! Jurassic Park too dangerous? Give you some Transformers dinosaur shock! Charizard can't defeat Rayquaza? Battle Tyrannosaurus, I have something to say! Poor Ryuuwa is too abusive? Urban Dragon Aotian is here to save you! Start with a Bugatti Veyron, and learn how to upgrade the Hyperion Battleship. A Dragon Slayer Sword will fulfill your dream of becoming a giant dragon. What the hell is Kaido D Blue Dragon? Are you the Dragon King? Wait... Wait, which Dragon King is playing chess? Li Ang: I'm telling you, Eriya, my real identity is actually a little monster. Have you heard of the Space Dinosaur Jayton? I was almost killed by Ultraman last week.
In a land of swords and sorcery, there is a mysterious phantom thief catgirl named Cipher.
She always sends out a theft notice ahead of time, and yet never fails, striking fear into the hearts of nobles and elites.
There is the undying war god Mydeimos, who once stood alone atop a shattered fortress wall, repelling tens of thousands of enemies, a true one-man army.
There is the death saintess Castorice, revered by all followers of the God of Death, who dwells in the ruined Demon King's Castle.
There is the Holy Maiden Tribios, respected by all as the founder of the forgotten a utopia hidden from the world.
All these legendary heroes have carved their names into the lore of the land...
But no one knows they are all the same person.
"Because glory lies far away!"
On the Magic Eye Collection Train, the Rain Witch smiled with satisfaction as she watched El-Melloi II display the might of the king's army in front of Hephaestion.
"Broken down~"
In the world of Artificial Girl + Rozen Maiden, the fairy tale witch hugged the mercury lamp and hummed briskly with light steps.
"This is a friendly vampire."
In the world of Bloodthirsty Assault, looking at Nangong Nayue with a wary face, Elquet smiled and waved.
"Seven dragons, turn into my fingers!"
In the world of Problem Child, Draco (Beast Nero) rushed towards the high sun with a grin.
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Since you are here, come in and take a look
Luo Qingqing: Why do I want to run, but my body can’t control itself!
System: That’s all love!
Luo Qingqing: Believe it or not, I will beat you up, speak human language!
System: Didn't you wish to be popular with girls? Now you have the physique to be popular with girls.
Luo Qingqing: Although I don’t remember having done anything wrong, why should I be suppressed by the popular ones?
System: According to the setting, you are a bottom, and my existence is to turn you, my master, into a perfect weak bottom!
Luo Qingqing: Get lost! I don't accept this setting!
Upon waking, Li Tianhua traveled back in time to the story "A Courtyard Full of Love," becoming an ordinary resident of a compound overrun with beasts.
Faced with Jia Zhang's tantrums, Qin Huairu's vampirism, Sha Zhu's arrogance, Xu Damao's scheming, and the Third Uncle's calculations...
Li Tianhua chuckled: "You're playing this with me?"
[Ding! Daily sign-in system activated!]
Sign in on the first day and receive a reward of [One Pound of Pork]—a reward that will make the beasts in the courtyard weep with envy, and even make the Morality Master faint with rage!
Sign in on the second day and receive a reward of [God-Level Cooking Skills]—a plate of scallion-fried eggplant tastes like dragon meat, and Teacher Bai Yueguang will be drawn to the aroma!
Sign in on the tenth day and receive a reward of [Forever Bicycle]—crush Xu Damao in public and attract the attention of the most beautiful girl in the factory!
Signing in for [Moutai], [Watch], [Radio], amidst the envious and resentful gazes of the birds, Li Tianhua's life prospers!
Signing in for [Secret Manuals of Divine Skills], [High-Tech Blueprints], [Genetic Evolution Fluid], riding the tide of the times, Li Tianhua can make clouds and rain with a wave of his hand!
As for the pretty widow in the courtyard, the proud beauty in the factory, the down-and-out capitalist daughter, the saintly Bai Yueguang teacher, even the golden-haired beauty from overseas and the Japanese maid...
See how Li Tianhua masters the courtyard, defeats the birds, and builds his own imperial paradise!
Xiao Gui'an, a struggling actor, dies but is given a second chance as a Non-Player Character (NPC) in a series of horror worlds. Now a ghost himself, he initially thinks he'll no longer have anything to fear. However, he quickly discovers that the "protagonists" in these horror settings are incredibly ruthless and treat killing ghosts like cutting vegetables. His top priority becomes simply surviving these terrifyingly efficient heroes.
To stay alive, Xiao Gui'an must skillfully navigate the treacherous dynamics between humans and ghosts. His greatest asset? His acting skills. He relies on his acting to improve his status, maintain his sanity, and play a delicate balancing act. Through his convincing performances, he inadvertently becomes a true powerhouse in both the human and ghost factions. The world's actual "Chosen Ones" (the protagonists) begin to mistake him for a "golden finger"—a powerful figure whose favor they can curry. He finds himself working three "jobs" at once, becoming a model workhorse in a world where, despite being a ghost, he's the one fighting for survival every day.