What era is this? Still using traditional magical instruments? Peach wood swords and talismans are outdated. We need firearms! The compassionate Gatling Bodhisattva, the AK Immortal will stroke your head, the Glock Buddha will crack your skull. Of course, if you don't like being killed by firearms, you can also choose to be killed by thunder magic. I also know a little about magic.
What? You're talking about human rights? You're a demon, how can you talk about human rights?
I just use firearms for fun. You don't really think I don't know magic, do you?
"Tags: harem, romance, campus, hot-blooded, pure love"
"Introduction: (This book is relatively popular, even those who have not watched Uma Musume or played the Uma Musume mobile game can watch it without any impact!)
Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Lin Mo, your teamLord is full of top-notch G1 horse girls who have swept all major competitions."
"These include Rice Shower, Tokai Teio, McQueen, Silent Suzuka, Special Week, Gold Ship, etc. How do you usually train them?"
Lin Mo: "Oh, you don't even know this?"
"For the escaping horse, we have speed and endurance. For the first horse, we have speed and endurance. For the inferior horse, we have strength, speed and endurance for the chasing horse. Isn't this a random win?"
Reporter: "??? "
"Uh, I heard that you once rejected the Golden Ship player's application to join the team, so why did she join teamLord?"
Lin Mo: "I want to know too! She wanted to join the team and I rejected her!"
"As a result, I saw a tall beauty I had never seen before in school the next day! "
I immediately responded, and quickly, I had her sign the application to join the team."
"Then I saw the name, Golden Ship!"
"When I turned around, I saw that she had put on the hat, and then I realized that I had been deceived."
"Fuck!"
(Pre-stacked nails: This article is not a systematic article, please carefully identify it)
Kazdel has disappeared, the doctor is at a loss, and someone's traces have changed the trajectory...
In fact, he didn't care much. He just wanted to settle his own destiny, whether it was going home or settling down. He was unwilling to give up his will.
You'll meet a lot of people and a lot of things will happen on your journey, right?
The diary under the title page is getting thicker and thicker... Hello, Arknights!
Shen Mo: "Sister-in-law, want some pills?"
Sister-in-law: "But I'm your sister-in-law!"
Shen Mo: "You're a fake one!" (Literally "cousin's wife," implying she's not a true blood relative)
Sister-in-law: "Fine, I'm a bitch then!" (Playing on the homophone "婊" (bitch) for "表" (cousin))
Shen Mo: "This immortal fairy... One perfect pill for one night's sleep?"
A pill refining accident awakens Shen Mo's past life memories, which had been sealed away for over a decade. Just then, his cousin's wife shows up. Ignoring Shen Mo's severe injuries, she demands he refine a Qi Gathering Pill. As a transmigrator with awakened memories, how could he tolerate such disrespect?
His golden finger activates: any pill he refines is guaranteed to be perfect. When others refine pills, they get one or two per batch. He gets a whole nest of them, with no pill toxins or side effects whatsoever.
So what if you have innate Five Spirit Roots? Watch me pop pills and become an immortal!
【Relaxed + Daily + Funny +】
Because Lin Xuan's face was too dark, he was bound to the system and gained the ability to invite the original god character to visit the real world.
Funina: I want to play Genshin Impact, let me play Genshin Impact quickly!
Hu Tao: Huh? I see your forehead is black, you must be dying soon. Become my client!
Ying: Is it really okay for me to cook?
Klee: Brother Lin Xuan, Klee still wants to go to the park to fry fish, please~
From then on, Lin Xuan lived a ridiculous but happy life!
I, Haruno Sakura, the woman at the pinnacle of ninjas in the ninja world.
Half a day ago, these words appeared before me.
[You have been reborn]
[At thirty-three, facing an alien invasion, you, feeling powerless, have made the decision to walk your ninja career again! Reverse the tide and carve out a brilliant golden path!]
[Re-refining chakra: Claim the 'Rebirth Privilege']
- 'I have been reborn?'
- 'But I'm only 7 years old! Have I really been reborn? Is this real or fake? o.0'
- 'The problem is, I don't have any memories of being reborn!!'
- 'And this system, I'm not an old lady!'
- 'What is this "Collection of Famous Scenes"? Why is it all me getting killed?'
- 'Hey, wait, this scene is... eh heh heh heh...'
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Naruto fan fiction, not a time traveler.
Alias: People in the Wrong Place, Starting Out Homeless. This is the story of an ordinary person who travels to a different world. Question: What should an ordinary person do when they travel to a different world, penniless and unable to speak the local language? Answer: No hope! Just wait for death! Pray for him to live a normal life. [Image of a cross on the chest] (jpg). Question: What if there were a cheat code, and it was confirmed that this was an anime world with tons of wives!!! Answer: Wuhu! Take off! Serious Answer 1: Stay low and grow early, then come out and play once you've grown. Serious Answer 2: Stay low and grow early, then once you've grown: I'm invincible! Do whatever you want~. Arrogant jpg.
The first rule of the Salvation Army: you do not talk about the Salvation Army
List of impostors
Issuing authority: ███
Date: ████-██-██
1. ███
2. ██
...
366. Fang Yan
...
Fang Yan closed the website. Impostors would declare their enemies as impostors too—puppets become targets, sacrificing one to save another
He must start fighting immediately
Although his seemingly unorthodox ability is pregnancy and reproduction, Luo Cheng is a serious person.
He treats infertility and allows endangered species to thrive again.
He makes plants produce fruits so that no one on the Terra continent will die of hunger.
He allows cells in the body to reproduce in a targeted manner and cure diseases of all living things.
Luo Cheng considers himself to have done great deeds, but some people seem to have different opinions.
"You call the Haisi an endangered species?"
"You call monopolizing the food industry great deeds?"
"Everyone you healed has become a tool for your growth.
" "Luo Cheng, you are simply full of evil."
Luo Cheng: "So I don't need to keep your share of my latest elixir of immortality, right?"
"...I'm sorry, I admit I spoke too loudly just now." _(:з」∠)_
Kill the enemy? Luo Cheng chooses to make them his tools to contribute to his career.
This is a wonderful journey of a time traveler who starts from the Rhine Life Laboratory, pursuing the pinnacle of evolution, meeting like-minded people along the way, climbing to the pinnacle of life together, and transforming Terra.
Shooting site of the micro-film promotional video of the Beijing Film Festival.
Jiang Qing walked up to the director and humbly asked: "Director, how should I play this role?"
The director looked up from the monitor, and when he saw him, he immediately showed a bright smile: "Mr. Jiang, this role is completely true to you, just be casual."
At this time, Huang Xiaoming stepped forward and said enthusiastically: "Mr. Jiang, as a professional actor, I will show you again."
Huang Xiaoming picked up a bouquet of roses and sat on the swivel leather chair next to him, and smiled evilly at Jiang Qing: "Mr. Jiang, you should first imagine yourself as a billionaire."
Seeing this, Jiang Qing nodded with a look of realization.
Got it.
It's the feeling of a poor ghost!