[No system, not brainless, no heroine, more daily life, Uchiha, pure Naruto text]

[This is a story about the relationship between the red-eyed Uchiha and the white-haired Senju]

In Konoha's fifth year, under the unreasonable request of his elder brother Hashirama, Tobirama was forced to adopt an Uchiha kid, but he didn't know that this kid would change his life...

Lian Ye traveled through Uchiha, but was adopted by the evil Senju Tobirama. Fortunately, this old guy did not do anything out of line...

Night in the laboratory.

Senju Tobirama stared at the unconscious Ren Ye on the experimental table, his eyes shining, "Uchiha's little brat, a perfect experimental subject!"

…

Many years later, Lian Ye accidentally discovered the secret of the laboratory...

"Old man, I've been your cook for so many years for free, and this is how you treat me?!"

[As we all know, this is a Naruto food show]

[keep keep keep keep keep]

Su Cheng transmigrated to a High-Martial World and became a new student at the Martial Arts Academy. A bug appeared when he awakened his system, causing every everyday action to be considered cultivation.

Breathing: [You performed a brief Qi refinement; Breath +1.]

Drinking Water: [You drank a mouthful of low-grade Body Tempering Liquid; Physique +1.]

Sleeping: [You completed a night of deep meditation; Spirit +1.]

Watching an "Adult Film": [You watched an exciting martial arts duel; Comprehension +1.]

...

Class Beauty: "Why are you touching me?"

Su Cheng: "Would you believe me if I said I was cultivating strength?"

Ban Xingyuan, who has always just wanted to study mathematics and history quietly, never expected that he would always be inexplicably involved in the entertainment industry. Fortunately, such inexplicable things did not affect his academic research. On the contrary, the entertainment industry was turned upside down by his various unconstrained magical operations to the people who were stirring up. The greatest pride of his life was not his academic achievements, nor those relatives and friends who shined in the entertainment industry with his unintentional help, but the Chinese spirit that he deserved to be passed down to him by his grandfather.

Luo Bai brings his card shop with him to a different world where duels reign supreme. The playing cards that used to be sold by boxes and packets suddenly changed, and the customers who came to the shop also began to speak strangely, such as……

Vampire (Zombie): “I’ll take a sip!”

Rikka (Plant): “Please nourish me!”

Exosister (Spellcaster): “Mana transfer time!”

………………………….

Yilan (Dragon): “Awooh~~”

………………………….

Luo Bai: Smooth……

Free reading service for the latest chapters of the classic novel "I Lost All My Cultivation, My Master Taught Me to Branch Out" by the author (Qiong Fei De). This site is updated in a timely manner without pop-up ads. Welcome to () to read the novel: (The protagonist is invincible + branches out, and the plot is fast and not dragged out.) Brainless and refreshing article, it is recommended not to use your brain, don’t use your brain, don’t use your brain! Lose your cultivation, recover your strength the next day, and become invincible at twice the speed. The peerless genius Su Ning once had an engagement with Ling Feixue, a daughter of a noble family. Later, Su Ning lost his cultivation overnight, and the Ling family abandoned Su Ning and broke off the engagement. In despair, Su Ning awakened the branching out system. As long as he keeps branching out, he can get system rewards, extend his life, and improve his cultivation. Suning: "Why don’t you wake up earlier? Now I’m a waste. Who wants to be with me?" System: Empress: "Brother Suning, why don’t you understand me?

(System space) (Many women) (More daily) (No plots like grabbing houses at the beginning.) (Cao thief) (Take Qin and don't be sucked.) (Group portrait!)

The protagonist’s surname is Chen and his name is Jian’an, the Jian’an with the character of Jian’an.

Yi Zhonghai: I just want to enjoy my retirement, you hooked me into a black bass?

Liu Haizhong: Jian'an, do you think the second uncle has the qualities to be an official?

Xu Damao: How can I live without you, Moth? It hurts! It hurts so much.

Sha Zhu: A wife, children and a warm bed are what I wish for in my life.

In the previous life, I was ridden by the female disciples of the masters of the heavens.

Give me a chance, I will not accept disciples in this life, I want to be single.

As a result...

The eldest disciple [Future Demon Lord of the Heavens] is online

. The second disciple [Future Queen of the Underworld], the third disciple [Future Eternal Empress], and the fourth disciple [Future Dragon Princess Immortal Lord] are on their way to become disciples...

The fifth disciple [Luantian Fox Lady] is going back in time...

Can't hide, want to change by turning into a useless disciple...

Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

After traveling to a fantasy world, Ye Changsheng became the eldest son of the Ye family.

However, his aptitude was average and he was unable to practice cultivation. In order to continue the family bloodline, his parents forced him to get married.

Just when Ye Changsheng was about to refuse, the [Advice Listening System] suddenly awakened.

As long as you listen to your parents' advice and complete the tasks, you can get various rewards.

[Advice from parents: Marry Gu Qingyi, the daughter of the Gu family! ]

[Difficulty: Easy]

[Reward: White gift bag]

…

[Advice from parents: Continuing the bloodline of the Ye family]

[Host Chu Jiuli, before the age of 18 you strictly controlled your younger sister Chu Youting’s life, interfering in every detail of her choices. This caused her to grow up emotionally suppressed and lacking confidence]

[At 18, after entering university, Chu Youting broke free from your control and began to express herself freely]

[At 20, Chu Youting became addicted to virtual social networks, escaping reality, eventually leading to academic failure and dropping out]

[At 22, she guaranteed a loan for a friend and ended up in 500,000 yuan of debt]

[At 24, she broke ties with you, crying and saying you ruined her life]

[At 30, you looked at your shattered family and your reckless, self-indulgent sister. Filled with regret, you decided to reconcile with her and help her return to normal life]

[Host Chu Jiuli, are you willing?]

Facing the system prompt, Zhang Muchen was speechless

System, you’ve clearly picked the wrong person~_~

The campus beauty Chu Jiuli sits in front of me...

[Have a meal with the younger sister—reward: 2000 yuan]

Zhang Muchen quickly responded: System, you’re right, I’m Chu Jiuli

Not long after, Chu Jiuli angrily watched Zhang Muchen getting closer and closer to her sister

This guy—how did he manage to win over my sister?

Alternate title: “The system went off-track and gave the campus beauty’s system to the wrong person”