A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a restricted area called Tianyuan. His soul lamp went out and everyone thought he was dead.
Today, although Chen Qingyuan walked out of the restricted area alive, his cultivation was completely wasted and his spiritual roots were broken.
Faced with his beloved's regret for the engagement and the oppression from various sects, what should Chen Qingyuan do?
"Chen Qingyuan, I give you two choices: one, marry me; two..."
There lives a girl in a red dress in Tianyuan, with eyes like stars and a soft voice.
"I choose two."
Before the girl in the red dress could finish her words, Chen Qingyuan made his choice resolutely.
(The protagonist is scheming + has no system + is humorous + is a traditional fantasy + the introduction is weak, please read the main text)
I have traveled through time, what should I do? Don't panic, just go and have a look. Sigh, you guys continue, I'm just passing by. (Newbie, don't criticize if you don't like it. The first world is a battle. As for the next one, I'll write it first.)
[Traditional cultivation + not brainless + no harem + no system + funny + shady + dark-bellied + decisive in killing]
The main story is slow to start
Thirteen-year-old Han Dachui was cutting grass on the mountain when he accidentally found a porcelain bottle, but he had no idea what it was.
Through his constant exploration, he gradually discovered the function of this thing and slowly embarked on the path to immortality.
Traditional cultivation, Qi refining, foundation building, golden elixir, Nascent Soul...
Ye Yuan traveled through the fantasy world and awakened the negative state transfer system.
You can transfer all the negative states in yourself to others.
[Exploding Yang Pill: After taking it, all of your Yang energy will explode, gaining a super high combat power of 100,000 times.]
[Negative state: Without Yang Qi, you will become a woman. ]
Ye Yuan: "Buy, must buy!"
A holy son from a holy land: “?”
"How did I suddenly become a saint?"
[Heart-piercing Sword Technique: A strange sword technique. All you need to do is hold a long sword and stab yourself in the heart repeatedly, and you will suddenly realize the sword's heart.]
[Negative status: Your heart will be stabbed into a sieve. ]
Ye Yuan: "Come on, practice!"
A certain hidden boss suddenly covered his chest with his hands, his face full of pain:
“It hurts, my friend!”
[Lotus Treasure Book: If you want to practice divine skills, you must first...]
Ye Yuan: "Since it is a magical skill, there is no reason for me not to practice it!"
Everyone hurriedly stopped him:
"Boss, stop practicing!"
"If you keep practicing, the entire fantasy world will be wiped out!"
In the cursed wasteland ruled by the lich lord, there is a new slogan that goes against the ancestors - [Replace the thousand-year sleep with the five-year plan, and make the skeleton soldiers the production model! ] When the soul of the traverser awakened in the body of the lich lord, he found that his territory was full of serfs who were so hungry that they gnawed the soil, and the rotten grass roots in the ground were dimmer than the soul fire in his eyes.
As a doctor of agronomy, he converted the skeleton hall into an agricultural laboratory overnight, and annotated the forbidden spells in the necromancy code one by one: [Rotting Plague = Organic Fertilizer Production Increase Technology], [Skeleton Reconstruction = Fully Automatic Seeding Puppet], [Forced Charm = Artificial Intervention in Livestock Breeding]...
When the Church Knights patrolled the cursed wasteland again after five years, the people of the Holy Light were directly shut down collectively - the Stitched Abomination was pruning the vines with six arms, and the skeletons...
(Honkai Impact 3rd + Genshin Impact + Song + Game + Movie + Comic + Invincible)
[Song of the Year? If I bring out "Nocturne", how should you respond?]
[The movie with the most twists? What do you think of "The Tuner"? ]
[Best mobile game? Genshin Impact, launch!]
[The most popular comic? Is Dead Fire Sea OK? ]
Bai Qianqu came to a parallel world that was a fusion of Honkai and Genshin. In this world where technology was highly developed but cultural construction was very backward,
He began to move various artworks from the original world.
Songs, novels, movies, games, comics, everything!
When one by one the works shining with golden light appeared in front of everyone, Bai Qianqu smiled slightly.
"I declare that the name of the next work is "Honkai Impact 3"!"
Immediately, a group of people held down his hands tightly.
Kiana: "You old thief! Put down your pen!"
Lei Movie: "Please sign for this local specialty from Inazuma (a knife with a milky aroma)."
Xilin: "If you don't clear Dark Souls with one life today, you will never leave this room!"
Misida: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Why don't I, the god of wisdom, know the answer?"
Theresa: "I am old and I am a loli. Is this why you asked me to act in "Orphan"? (Judas warning)"
......
All in all, this is a story about taking art seriously.
PS: I am not a full-time employee, please forgive me if there are any shortcomings.
[Clear logic, cool text, no pressure on combat power]
Gu Yun traveled to the Immortal Cultivation Realm for sixteen years, at this time it was the nineteenth thousand years of the Tianyuan calendar, and the cultivation world was in the heyday of cultivation, full of spiritual energy, and all walks of life were arrogant like crossing the river.
[The system is loaded successfully...... Detected host in the End of the Law Era]
[According to historical documents, after 20,000 years of the Tianyuan calendar, the aura of heaven and earth began to decline gradually, and cultivating immortals became extremely difficult. 】
[Today, in the 24,000 years of the Tianyuan calendar, the aura has been almost exhausted, and there is no one in the inheritance of cultivating immortals. 】
[This world is in an unprecedented dark period. 】
Gu Yun: "? Now it is obviously the 19,000th year of the Tianyuan calendar. ”
[On the edge of the Ten Thousand Demon Mountain Range in the 24,000 years of the Tianyuan calendar, you stumbled upon a sitting corpse. 】
[Judging by the residual breath and relics, this is the remnant of the last peerless Tianjiao King in the Tianyuan Realm who tried to impact the ascension five thousand years ago, the Dao name Huanglong Zhenren. 】
……
Gu Yun looked at the living Senior Brother Wang Ye in front of him and was silent.
……
[You carefully probed the relics of Huanglong Zhenren, and obtained the practice he created in his later years in the era of the end of the law: Jiazi Changsheng Gong. 】
……
[You have found the ancestral land of the Heavenly Demon Sect in the end of the law era, the Heavenly Demon Sect was established by the four demon venerables in the early years, and they rose in the early stage of the end of the law era to bring disaster to all sentient beings and reward the heavenly demon for refining the body]
……
Gu Yun performed the task of eradicating the demon cultivators, and looked at the four miscellaneous demon cultivators in front of him who were beaten by himself, and pondered for a long time.
This system TM came 5,000 years ago!
[Cute male lead] + [Passionate] + [High martial arts] + [Funny] + [Highlights of supporting roles] + [No female lead] + [No system]
When the human race is in danger, the gods bless you!
There is an undeveloped small world inside every person's body. Legend has it that if you can control the world inside your body, you can protect all living things and save the human race!
Ling Feng, who had no talent after his rebirth and wanted to lie down, unexpectedly discovered that the small world he had awakened seemed to be a little bigger than that of others.
Therefore, in order to feed the small world inside his body, Ling Feng was forced to embark on the path of robbing alien races.
"Wind Wolf King, your claws seem to be very valuable, give me a pair. What? You don't want to give them to me? Then you can't blame me, die for me!"
"Void Dragon, I have been chasing you for so long just to get your three scales. Hand them over wisely, or you will suffer the consequences!"
"Queen of the Zerg, I just want an offspring from you. Is it necessary to start a war? I have suffered a great loss this time. I will not leave unless I destroy half of your Zerg nest!"
From then on, there appeared a terrifying human bandit among all the races in the universe, and all the races were terrified when they heard of him.
Ling Feng: "I really don't want to kill anything, I just want something, why is it so difficult!"
Behind him, projections of countless small worlds emerged.
At this point, the human territory has become a forbidden zone for alien races!
A Chinese chef named Li Guotong broke into the daily life of the peninsula of Korea, with a lovely childhood sweetheart, a gentle relative of his age, and a dark-bellied bosom sister. But Li Guodong is still alone. "Chef, why don't you have a girlfriend?" Daesung asked curiously. "What do you know?" Li Guotong took a sip of fragrant tea and said indifferently: "In the kaleidoscope, the leaves do not touch the body." This is a state..
(The rating is a bit low at the beginning, please feel free to watch. No female lead + cool story)
A live reality show focusing on high school education, "Education Decoded", is currently airing on CCTV.
The program team chose Henghe Middle School, which puts academic performance first, Qixin Experimental Middle School, which has a militarized management style, and the little-known Laofang Middle School.
Henghe Middle School has a strict schedule and high academic pressure, and is famous for training students to be the most efficient scoring machines.
[Under the current college entrance examination system, Henghe Middle School has to be said to be the most successful model. ]
Qixin Experimental Middle School is an old ordinary middle school, but it is located in a small third-tier city and faces the problem of declining quality of students.
[The students in this school are difficult to control and do not follow the rules. This model has to be said to be very effective. ]
And when the camera turned to Lao Fong Secondary School where Guan Daosi was the principal.
The whole network was stunned.
"Who are you?"
"What is this place?"
"What are you doing here?"
[This opening speech...why does it sound like he's scolding a criminal?]
[Why do these students have to take a prisoner van from the dormitory to the classroom? ]
[Why does this school uniform look so much like a prison uniform? ]
[A fixed time every day when there are no classes and they are allowed to go out for exercise? All dormitories are single rooms with surveillance? Physical examinations are mandatory every week? ]
[Is this a prison or a school? ]
[As expected of a prison middle school! The principal will be locked up until he dies! ]